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y'know i got one life to live and ill never forget the night Nanners, my cat, gave birth to her litter and i was freaking the gently caress out and i scooped a can of fancy feast into a bowl and held it to Nanners' face so she could eat while her newborn kittens were crawling all over her i think thats the moment she decided to be my cat wife and attack every twink who came with 10 feet of me
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Oct 3, 2021 20:00
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I'm sorry to say your cat is a homophobe.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:00
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cumshitter why'd you name your cat after a vtuber
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Oct 3, 2021 20:02
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cumshitter’s cat is as real as his job in finance
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Oct 3, 2021 20:03
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Shear Modulus posted:cumshitter why'd you name your cat after a vtuber it wasnt after a vtuber. one night me and a few buddies were drunk and joking around and one buddy was like "What if we crashed on an island and had a monkey butler?" and then he was like "Mr. Nanners, noooooo" and thats where the name came from. because obviousl yyou cant domesticate a chimpanzee and at some point it will rip your face off
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Oct 3, 2021 20:03
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Alec Eiffel posted:cumshitter’s cat is as real as his job in finance alec you keep hinting that you want my attention. is everything alright at home? estas bien?
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Oct 3, 2021 20:04
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cumshitter posted:y'know i got one life to live and ill never forget the night Nanners, my cat, gave birth to her litter and i was freaking the gently caress out and i scooped a can of fancy feast into a bowl and held it to Nanners' face so she could eat while her newborn kittens were crawling all over her is it only twinks she doesnt like
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Oct 3, 2021 20:04
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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1444740107488145412?s=21
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Oct 3, 2021 20:06
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cumshitter posted:alec you keep hinting that you want my attention. is everything alright at home? estas bien? you’ve seen the pictures same as us
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Oct 3, 2021 20:07
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the vlogs are a very loud cry for help
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Oct 3, 2021 20:08
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Oct 3, 2021 20:09
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cumshitter posted:alec you keep hinting that you want my attention. is everything alright at home? estas bien? sick of the lies, cumsy
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Oct 3, 2021 20:10
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Oct 3, 2021 20:10
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Buddykins posted:i loving hate all this and just want to die -- Dolphins fans right now
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Oct 3, 2021 20:14
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euphronius posted:you’ve seen the pictures same as us i want to believe he has some happiness in his life
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Oct 3, 2021 20:16
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today is a brilliant day for golfing, just like our favorite president
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Oct 3, 2021 20:16
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pillsburysoldier posted:-- Dolphins fans right now big fans of the murder attic and the poop knife
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Oct 3, 2021 20:16
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Oct 3, 2021 20:16
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Shear Modulus posted:is it only twinks she doesnt like sorta. she gets really aggressive around femme guys for a cat that means staring at them nonstop and whenever im on the couch she will try to sit on my chest to assert ownership of me
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Oct 3, 2021 20:17
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I wasn’t considering doing either of those things
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Oct 3, 2021 20:17
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Alec Eiffel posted:sick of the lies, cumsy alright bitch its time to end this. meet me at club cobra becuase i am kicking the poo poo out of you and then making it a point to not gently caress your rear end
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Oct 3, 2021 20:18
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Oct 3, 2021 20:20
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Kyrsten Sinema + Grimes collaboration clothing line
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Oct 3, 2021 20:21
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Good Citizen posted:I wasn’t considering doing either of those things 
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Oct 3, 2021 20:22
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Oct 3, 2021 20:22
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Red Baron posted:having a huge plate of the “full English breakfast” set before me is on my bucket list Scottish breakfast is basically a straight upgrade because Stornaway pudding is delicious
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Oct 3, 2021 20:24
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Lol all the chud beaches in Orange County are getting wrecked by an oil spill.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:24
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What's not so lol is all the protected wildlife and marshland that we're about to lose.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:25
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It's weird to see my city becoming such a meme here Old Town is nice though
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Oct 3, 2021 20:27
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It's a nice place to spend the weekend.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:29
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Bip Roberts posted:Scottish breakfast is basically a straight upgrade because Stornaway pudding is delicious is that the pudding thats just congealed blood and/or viscera
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Oct 3, 2021 20:29
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Yeah it's a kind of black pudding. Owns bones for breakfast.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:31
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Oct 3, 2021 20:31
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Bulgakov posted:that milton berle workout on the new rlm looks nuts yeah lol.... go lay down in my room
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Oct 3, 2021 20:31
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have you considered putting the girls on a diet
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Oct 3, 2021 20:32
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cumshitter posted:alright bitch its time to end this. meet me at club cobra becuase i am kicking the poo poo out of you and then making it a point to not gently caress your rear end WeHo is a little far. NoHo is fine
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Oct 3, 2021 20:33
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Filthy Hans posted:*cumshitter's sonishly* Hell yeah, I like a little pussy too, dad 
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Oct 3, 2021 20:35
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I think next time I get a cat I'll go for one of those hypoallergenic ballsack ones
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Zisky posted:Lol all the chud beaches in Orange County are getting wrecked by an oil spill. People inland like to visit those beaches. People like me. So stop laughing before I give you an rear end whoopin’
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