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Shanghaied posted:I'm honestly surprised that they didn't make an escalator passenger step for the Air Force One. Escalators are among the most dangerous automated transportation of humans, right behind Teslas and those weird Scandinavian alternating-foot elevators
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how does a reindeer crop differ from a horse crop? It has bells.
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Mistle posted:Escalators are among the most dangerous automated transportation of humans, right behind Teslas and those weird Scandinavian alternating-foot elevators that kid is back on the escalator again
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Oct 4, 2021 01:21
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I don't normally bother with football but Tampa Bay is playing New England Patriots; this means I may get to see Tom Brady's old team beat the poo poo out of him, and I thought I'd share the schadenfreude with all of you, my people.
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Oct 4, 2021 01:23
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I am still trying to wrap my mind around how you poo poo in a sock. I mean, do you squat and stretch the sock open? Wouldn't loving adult diapers just be easier? What did they do for piss? Just fill some cups?
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Oct 4, 2021 01:24
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Mistle posted:Escalators are among the most dangerous automated transportation of humans, right behind Teslas and those weird Scandinavian alternating-foot elevators This thing looks sort of dangerous, but at least it's not a Ford Pinto or Geo Tracker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3zWYzARwq0
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Yeah cotton socks seem like a real bad choice for poop containment
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Cowslips Warren posted:I am still trying to wrap my mind around how you poo poo in a sock. I mean, do you squat and stretch the sock open? Wouldn't loving adult diapers just be easier? All those empty bottles of dew around become real handy. Though according to some stuff I've heard, thr best pee bottle is a detergent bottle.
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Oct 4, 2021 01:28
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Mistle posted:Escalators are among the most dangerous automated transportation of humans, right behind Teslas and those weird Scandinavian alternating-foot elevators Couldn't they have just put the presidential seal on a forklift?
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Cowslips Warren posted:I am still trying to wrap my mind around how you poo poo in a sock. I mean, do you squat and stretch the sock open? Wouldn't loving adult diapers just be easier? There's are many things that would be easier to poo poo into and clean up that even the most addled mmo player would think of before it went to a sock. Maybe, out of absolute desperation - if a sock was the closest thing to hand - maybe. I think it's an urban legend
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What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in?
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Mistle posted:Escalators are among the most dangerous automated transportation of humans, right behind Teslas and those weird Scandinavian alternating-foot elevators Googling "Scandinavian alternating foot elevators" was not helpful, please explain what that is.
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Ashmole posted:Speaking of MMOs, is the Amazon mmo any good I heard it pays better than their warehouse jobs.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in? Don Jr's pants
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Ashmole posted:Speaking of MMOs, is the Amazon mmo any good Depends. Do you got a 3090? If so it's a good way to kill it. It's been killing many peoples 3090. You know, that super cheap affordable commonly found graphics card.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Googling "Scandinavian alternating foot elevators" was not helpful, please explain what that is. I don't care what the actual answer is, I just love this sentence
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Ashmole posted:Speaking of MMOs, is the Amazon mmo any good Can’t speak personally but I’ve heard it’s not good. Also, The Last Call posted:Depends. Do you got a 3090?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in? A toilet in the loving White House.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A toilet in the loving White House. no, that's not it
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A toilet in the loving White House. Only once though. He learned his lesson after 10 flushes, 15 flushes still wasn’t enough to drown that turd.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Only once though. He learned his lesson after 10 flushes, 15 flushes still wasn’t enough to drown that turd. eric just kept hanging on
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in? Knowing what we know of Trump (piss tape, amoral etc.) I'll guess he shat in an underage prostitute's rear end in a top hat (Edit: or mouth, or vagina). And let us not feel too superior, beause Trump might have been inspired by that scat movie funded by assholes of old from this very forum.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in? His diaper while touching the ORB  Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud's face lets me know he just smelled Trump's devastating dump Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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The Last Call posted:Depends. Do you got a 3090? This is just to remind everyone that not only was 2020 a real, and horrific thing, but also that Trump was President in case anyone was sleeping
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I've been absolutely destitute a few times and, yeah, I can see a sock being the only available semi-disposable thing to poo poo in. Especially compared to, I don't know, a Little Debbie or Ramen wrapper?
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A Terrible Person posted:I've been absolutely destitute a few times and, yeah, I can see a sock being the only available semi-disposable thing to poo poo in. Especially compared to, I don't know, a Little Debbie or Ramen wrapper? or ya know, the corner.
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A Terrible Person posted:I've been absolutely destitute a few times and, yeah, I can see a sock being the only available semi-disposable thing to poo poo in. Especially compared to, I don't know, a Little Debbie or Ramen wrapper? A bucket, tupperware, a plate, a piece of cling wrap or aluminium foil, an empty cup, a paper towel, an empty chip packet, the floor, a tea cup, a plastic bag, a chamber pot, a tarpaulin, a tissue, or an a4 sheet of paper are just a few of the things that come to mind that would be both easier to poo poo into and easier to clean up than a sock.
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The Last Call posted:Depends. Do you got a 3090? It's only killing EVGA 3090s because some of them were poorly soldered. Something else would've eventually come along that stressed them enough for that to happen anyway.
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This is the strangest derail... Maybe instead of thinking about more convenient things to take a crap in we can come up with something to do with a sock full of poo poo. It might make an effective weapon 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A bucket, tupperware, a plate, a piece of cling wrap or aluminium foil, an empty cup, a paper towel, an empty chip packet, the floor, a tea cup, a plastic bag, a chamber pot, a tarpaulin, a tissue, or an a4 sheet of paper are just a few of the things that come to mind that would be both easier to poo poo into and easier to clean up than a sock. I can cross off about 3/4 of those as either unavailable, more unwieldy, or more important being saved for other uses. The floor is probably the best option. Mix destitution with obsessive gamer mindset and things get weird, though, I guess? *Edit* a sock, at least, can be emptied, rewashed, and reused.
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Valko posted:This is the strangest derail... It’s poop, poop for my family.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the weirdest thing you think Trump’s ever shat in? Know how people said socks and bags, he's probably done that. I can easily see him getting so mad he flung feces at someone in rage. To be fair though it probably would be his kids.
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The Last Call posted:I can easily see him getting so mad he flung feces at someone in rage. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:It’s poop, poop for my family.
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A year ago Colorado voted to end qualified immunity and last summer they passed a bodycam mandate so any cop that fails to release unedited bodycam footage within 21 days of a use of force incident will have their badge suspended by the Colorado Peace Officers and Standards Training board. Whoops, all bad apples https://www.westword.com/news/aurora-police-bad-apples-racial-bias-report-update-12138655 Tbh the article is kinda dumb because they re-frame bad apples as 'significantly worse than most cops' when that bar is pretty loving low. The buried lede is the racial bias found in use of force incidents now that bodycams are always on  Of 100 people in Aurora, Colorado: 57 are white and 17 are black. Going by the reported racial bias of 2020 police use of force incidents, cops will use force on 5 of 57 whites and 21 of 17 blacks in a year. Lol, yeah...
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The Last Call posted:Depends. Do you got a 3090? Bezos is gonna buy Nvidia All part of the plan
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The easiest way is to just pass out face down on the floor and poo poo a big log like gun girl.
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Chief McHeath posted:The easiest way is to just pass out face down on the floor and poo poo a big log like gun girl. Not everbody inherited the power to poo poo like a demigod from their father Zeus.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I am still trying to wrap my mind around how you poo poo in a sock. I will show you
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