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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
So, there's a small yet non-zero chance that Bob might be about to face some consequences. He just went full anti-vaxxer screaming at a doctor on Twitter, who's talking about taking libel action. It'll probably come to nothing, just pointless online drama, but an absolute prick is currently having a bad day online.

https://twitter.com/politicsforali/status/1442828083145416705?s=21

https://twitter.com/doctor_oxford/status/1442775233384038400?s=21

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
The British Ben Garrison's origin story starts here lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
His last name is Moran as in "Get a brain, morans!" :aaaaa:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I assumed he'd had a few hot pokers up the arse from the prefects in the telegraph common room because they published his cartoons again for a week or two but feel like that might be it for our bob

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

frankenfreak posted:

His last name is Moran as in "Get a brain, morans!" :aaaaa:

I keep forgetting this fact, and it's always fun when I rediscover it.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer and Labour party conference – As Labour conference continues, delegates voted to declare the Aukus deal a ‘dangerous’ threat to world peace – an embarrassing move for Starmer who had welcomed the announcement earlier this month"

Telegraph:

"Keir Starmer is blowing his big chance to take the fight to Boris at last"

Matt:


Independent:

‘Getting into Europe is a relief every time’: an HGV driver reflects on UK crisis

Times:

Boris Johnson puts army on standby amid fuel supply crisis

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's fuel crisis


David Squires:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

BoB's been suspended apparently

https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/1442860574438608899

Lmao that the telegraph's staple cartoonist is now ... Blower

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What an idiot.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jrbg posted:

BoB's been suspended apparently

https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/1442860574438608899

Lmao that the telegraph's staple cartoonist is now ... Blower
Time to introduce Ben Garrison to the British newspaper reading public.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

forkboy84 posted:

Time to introduce Ben Garrison to the British newspaper reading public.

He's too busy dying if we're lucky of covid right now.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Parkingtigers posted:

He's too busy dying if we're lucky of covid right now.

I doubt we can be so lucky, but then again, Bob's poo poo-canned so you never know.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK’s supply chain crisis – As the UK faces supermarket shortages and energy companies go bust, motorists face renewed calls to stop panic-buying petrol, as Boris Johnson insists the fuel situation is improving"

Telegraph:

We’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond … No Time to Die premieres in London – in pictures

Matt:

Fuel crisis: UK government mobilises reserve tanker fleet and army

Independent:

Sabotage claims as shadow minister quits in row with Labour leadership

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... chaos on our roads

Police say charging M25 climate protesters ‘difficult’

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Matt might be on to something :thunk:

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
omg Matt did an actual joke, what is hapPENING?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Here's a Ben Jennings cartoon which has annoyed a terf

https://twitter.com/MForstater/status/1443311549209251847


Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Keir Starmer’s Labour conference speech — Keir Starmer has used a 90-minute conference speech to urge former Labour voters to return to the party, promising he will never ‘go into an election with a manifesto that is not a serious plan for government’"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Culture Club.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Sarah Everard murder: Wayne Couzens given whole-life sentence

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... James Bond in the pink

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the end of furlough – Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak are determined to take away the universal credit uplift just as the furlough scheme ends"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Women given mixed advice on checking police identity after Sarah Everard murder

Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... queueing for petrol

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
Eat poo poo and die, Paul.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Ronnie posted:

Eat poo poo and die, Paul.
:agreed:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Cressida Dick’s position after revelations about police failings – The home secretary, Priti Patel, said she would ‘continue to work with’ the commissioner despite ‘serious questions’ for the Met relating to Wayne Couzens"

Telegraph:

It’s all in the delivery as Boris Johnson faces worried Tories at conference

Matt:


Independent:

After LS Lowry.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:

Dixon of Dock Green - Wikipedia

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson saves Christmas again – The ghosts of Christmases past, present and future reflect on a chaotic week for the Tories"

Sunday Telegraph:

‘The London Marathon is back’: junior doctor stars as masses return to streets

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Do I need to say it?

gently caress the hell of, mac!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Times:


I do like the little game of spot all the referenced crisises in the background. Not quite as dense as rowson gets to but still Mildly Amusing, the highest honour a political cartoon can hope for

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Sorry, I’ve been out of the loop and not keeping up with the thread, but when did Mac make a triumphant return to being the worst thing in cartoons? I thought he retired, but that’s new content right there.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Parkingtigers posted:

Sorry, I’ve been out of the loop and not keeping up with the thread, but when did Mac make a triumphant return to being the worst thing in cartoons? I thought he retired, but that’s new content right there.

He came back for the Mail on Sunday in December. His retirement just didn't give him enough chances to be a racist shithead

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
I clicked the little ? under my name, and I'm kinda ashamed that 90% of my posts in this thread were about Mac. It's me, the person who knows he is bad but who just can't quit him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably part of the Mail/MoS infighting. Lets the MoS go "you only have a cartoonist who was too poo poo for the express, we have a shittier Giles"."

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Parkingtigers posted:

I clicked the little ? under my name, and I'm kinda ashamed that 90% of my posts in this thread were about Mac. It's me, the person who knows he is bad but who just can't quit him.

I probably have a similar ratio of "gently caress Bob posts", it's normal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings: Boris Johnson, the great leveller - The prime minister has said that the fuel supply crisis and mass culls of British pigs ‘are a necessary part of a transition’ after Brexit"

Telegraph:

"Watch: The three issues set to overshadow Boris Johnson's victory lap at the Tory conference"

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell: good migrations – The 2021 Conservative conference has been awash with references to Boris Johnson’s ‘levelling up’ plans – but is it all just froth?" After the Beach Boys.

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak: Tax cuts must wait until the economic recovery

Matt:


Independent:

Sunak: I will only cut taxes once nation’s finances are repaired

Times:


Evening Standard:

Facebook outage: what went wrong and why did it take so long to fix after social platform went down?

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on...tax rises


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Pandora papers and Insulate Britain – Tory donors named in Pandora’s papers revelations"

Telegraph:

CBI president: UK must bring in more immigrants to deal with shortages

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Priti Patel to enable police to stop disruptive protesters going to demos

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on...getting Britain back to work

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson riding the burning pig of crisis — Business leaders rounded on Boris Johnson for lacking a coherent economic plan after he delivered a boosterish conference speech that made barely a mention of the supply chain crisis"

Telegraph:

Conservative Party conference latest: Boris Johnson invokes Margaret Thatcher to defend tax rise

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's speech at the Conservative Party Conference

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
gently caress off P-oh hey the animals are back!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
BoB has written an... "apology"

https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1446193705610776576

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Bob thinks he's going to get sued. His attempt would be more believable if he had at any point in the last two years acted like anything other than a petty, contrarian twat.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
"poses no threat to children" ?

:wtf: :wtc:

Thats just I can't even comprehend levels of stupid...

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

there is no such thing as a learning difficulty. There is however such a thing as severe Learning disability. I lost track of the stats but it's something like 75% of children who have died from covid have had a severe learning disability.

I know this because I'm a PA for young children and adults with severe learning disabilities, and he will 100% know this too.

in conclusion; gently caress off bob.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
I suppose the question is if this "apology" is enough for the Telegraph to give him back his metaphorical crayons. We shall see.

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s conference performance – Prime minister’s nose grows in speech long on jokes but short of a plan" After Grunewald.

Telegraph:

UK industry could face shutdowns as wholesale gas price hits record high

Independent:


Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

Europe’s soaring gas prices: does Russia hold solution to crisis?

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's Build Back Better policy


Bonus! David Squires on the next James Bond.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

someone take away Thomas' crayons for crimes against all aesthetics. God it hurts.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Vladimir Putin playing politics with gas supplies – The Kremlin has been accused of manipulating the energy crisis by declining to increase Russia’s gas supplies to Europe and thus ease pressure on prices"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Edward Hopper.

The i paper:

Hundreds of healthy pigs slaughtered amid UK shortage of abattoir workers

Times:

Newcastle set sights on trophies after Saudi-backed takeover ends Ashley era

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... MPs calling for fracking to solve the gas crisis


Stephen Collins:

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