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Why is that guy from that tv show with the prime minister of Japan?
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Why is that guy from that tv show with the prime minister of Japan? I think it's from a skit where he acted like a huge buffoon to see how the world leaders would react.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:43
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TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. I think I may have read something about not-overfeeding the fish or something.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:48
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. Abe did it because Trump did it It was a breach of protocol on Trump's part. You're not supposed to overfeed them because they can get fat af
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. He's just such an uncoordinated goober who looks like a dope doing any activity
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Oct 4, 2021 15:50
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. Abe tries to scatter the food over a large area, but even that small amount of effort is too much for trump so he just pours out the box and looks for his next cheeseburger.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:50
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A Fancy Hat posted:Brother-in-law still in the ICU. Zoom call with my sister-in-law this weekend, she asked everybody to respect his privacy at this time since it's "difficult for him to accept what's going on" Sorry, that last sentence is just what has happened to a sizable portion of the nearly million American dead due to COVID. Everyone is the hero of their own story, in pretty good shape, maybe a little heavy but that wouldn't take butba week to drop that weight. They're invincible, no little old cold is gonna lay them low. poo poo, the last time they got sick was from a drat flu shot.... It's just not real to them. It can't happen to ME!
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Oct 4, 2021 15:52
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. It was also really common to have the gif only showing Trump do it making it easier to take as offensive and like he didn't understand it at all.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:52
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Holy poo poo! I had a talk last week with my 1 co-worker that I see daily and asked if he knew if any of the other employees were not vaccinated. I had one name in my mind (a total chud) and today I found out he's had COVID for almost a week and didn't say anything to the owner until today. He was supposed to be on a flight to week-long trade show, and the owner is *pissed* not only because he was unvaxxed but also because he waited until the day of the start of the event and only texted the owner this morning.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:53
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. Abe does it properly and looks as dignified as one can while feeding fish. Trump doesn’t even bother with trying to emulate Abe and just dumps it in like he’s pouring ketchup on a steak because he’s a massive piece of poo poo who can’t be bothered to even try to learn something new.
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Valko posted:TBH, I never really understood what was so funny about Trump feeding koi. I mean, Abe dumps the box in too. It's not a problem because those motherfuckers are huge when raised in ponds, and presumably they weren't feeding just one, but a whole lot of them. It's just funny the way he dumped everything in by flipping the box over.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:55
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Hilarious trump moment: When he explained a special invisible force that makes him want to be around attractive women. Other people don't experience it, it's some special magic reserved only for him. Some magic mojo magnetizing him to supermodels, it's just unexplainable to a low person like you certifiable psychopath poo poo lol
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Oct 4, 2021 15:56
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Abe should have kicked him into the water imo
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Oct 4, 2021 15:58
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bird with big dick posted:picture of Mrs. Nas X Please link this and add NWS tags. Somehow, I can still tell that's a dick.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:00
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Remember when the mooch said this poo poo lmao
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Oct 4, 2021 16:03
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Quote-Unquote posted:Margret Thatcher is also still dead, but we haven't yet found and destroyed her phylactery so she continues to haunt all UK politics. we're working on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-rKj3lIWD4
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Oct 4, 2021 16:05
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In “Cool Country, Great Job!” news, the visual language of violence is fast becoming a default feature of Republican political/campaign ads. This loon wants to be governor of Arizona (LOL, of COURSE it’s Arizona) https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/status/1445039635646795783?s=21
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Oct 4, 2021 16:13
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https://twitter.com/vmsalama/status/1445038715865346051 lol I love how easily trump was played by every world leader. And that they weren't even trying to hide it, trump was just that predictable. It must've been a running joke among these people, how far can we push it before he catches on! Not really the best trait for a world leader to be so easily manipulated by simple compliments and pretty women.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:13
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haljordan posted:Remember when the mooch said this poo poo lmao He eats 30 foot subs.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:13
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/vmsalama/status/1445038715865346051 This is why I don't believe Putin has any real blackmail on trump, you can literally get him to do whatever you want by jangling your keys in his face
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Oct 4, 2021 16:15
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/vmsalama/status/1445038715865346051 why tho dude can barely string two words together. How you gonna backseat drive a dude whose mentally giving himself roadhead with a cheeseburger in each hand
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Oct 4, 2021 16:15
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haljordan posted:This is why I don't believe Putin has any real blackmail on trump, you can literally get him to do whatever you want by jangling your keys in his face Alan Smithee posted:why tho
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Oct 4, 2021 16:20
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 Friend, I was going through our donor files and YOU were identified as one of my father’s TOP supporters. Whenever we’ve needed you to help us protect my father’s America First agenda, you never failed to step up. Having enough cash on hand is essential to SAVING AMERICA from Joe Biden and his liberal cronies, which is why I’ve convinced my father to EXTEND your PERSONAL 500%-IMPACT OFFER FOR 1 MORE HOUR. This offer is only valid for 1 HOUR, Friend. After that, it could permanently expire. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to increase your impact by 500%. >>  Betting getting the same poo poo for 2 weeks in my trumpdump folder in email so I don't expect it to "permanently expire" anytime soon. I would unsubscribe but I expect I'd get twice as much spam. For the record I have sent them jack squat in donations, ever.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:20
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Alan Smithee posted:why tho It's less "control" and more "managed destruction". Think not of it as "Manchurian candidate" and more "give the kids shitloads of candy and send them to grandma" It's just chaos for the sake of loving up those you don't like.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:20
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Wasn’t there a follow up saying that the koi feeding thing was fine, aside from our highly presidential boy acting like a goober. They know better than to give VIPs more food than the koi can handle. Virtually everyone dispenses some amount of food with the spoon then loses interest and scatters the rest.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:22
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https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1445035729139159040 Many balls about to be tazed!
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Oct 4, 2021 16:24
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withak posted:Wasn’t there a follow up saying that the koi feeding thing was fine, aside from our highly presidential boy acting like a goober. They know better than to give VIPs more food than the koi can handle. Virtually everyone dispenses some amount of food with the spoon then loses interest and scatters the rest. Trump’s a bellend though.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:26
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1445035729139159040 Shock and awe not shock your balls.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:28
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1445035729139159040 the earth will tremble beneath their feet when they walk
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pixaal posted:Shock and awe not shock your balls. Joke's on you, I've nicknamed my balls "awe"
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Oct 4, 2021 16:29
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1445035729139159040 Well thats not threatening at all. Even if its bollocks.
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withak posted:Wasn’t there a follow up saying that the koi feeding thing was fine, aside from our highly presidential boy acting like a goober. They know better than to give VIPs more food than the koi can handle. Virtually everyone dispenses some amount of food with the spoon then loses interest and scatters the rest. is there seriously not a single republican that can be moved? there's nothing not a single one of them want? there's no "red dog" republicans? what the gently caress?
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Oct 4, 2021 16:31
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Word is when trump saw the translator. His eyes bulged out of his head and he did the AWOOOGA noise.
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Oct 4, 2021 16:31
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MrMojok posted:In “Cool Country, Great Job!” news, the visual language of violence is fast becoming a default feature of Republican political/campaign ads. Dang, they really, really don't like CRT
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Oct 4, 2021 16:32
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Convex posted:we're working on it a goon made mod, too!
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haljordan posted:Todd "legitimate rape" Akin died, legitimately hopes he rots in hell Legitimate RIP
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1445035729139159040   20k shockmasters standing by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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Oct 4, 2021 16:40
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Harry_Potato posted:
I get these too. Dozens per week. It's exhausting thinking about the kind of person it works on, like who would get five hundred of these emails all saying the same thing and claiming to be time-limited and offering X00% MATCH like the 10x match day is some kind of federal holiday, and decide that the 501st one is the one I'm gonna go click on and reply to the dumb poll and send in a check lol Spammer economics are such that it doesn't matter how few people actually bite, sending them out is basically free, so 0.001% response on ten million emails is still PROFIT!11 But it still cracks me up that in 2021, this far into the internet age, they are still making hay off telling people "this offer is only good for ONE HOUR!" Like there is some kind of timing tied to when you get an email, or when some late-night cable slap-chop kind of ad will happen to run in the third commercial break for a show at 2am. CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND WE WILL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER "oh poo poo honey get the phone, hurry!"
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https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1444853847734771712 Just like the ECMO machine, i.e. finding the most convoluted, dangerous, and expensive way to bypass getting a free vaccine, now they're gonna get our pilot's license and a plane so they can avoid vaccine mandates on airlines. Owning the libs by spending thousands on getting your instrument rating so you can fly short distances at ridiculous cost within insanely strict, and highly enforced, federal guidelines. Now that's what I call freedom. I'm all for it though, if they all avoid airlines then I'm gonna feel a lot safer on them.
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mono posted:lmao imagine this being your obit Wow, dead at 74, eh? *googles Trump’s age*  
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