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alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

lol I forgot about the “btw the boss is a massive rapist” record scratch

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
got my triple beer hat on except it's loaded with all 3 NEET timelines and I'm happily suckin away

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo this rules

The Daily Lives of a Certain NEET: Part-Timer, Criminal, Millionaire

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Devils Affricate posted:

got my triple beer hat on except it's loaded with all 3 NEET timelines and I'm happily suckin away

The NEET teat

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I can't wait for millionaire neet to ponder what to do with his newfound riches, and then go on a 20 strip tangent about what flavor of instant ramen he's going to buy first.

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


With that money he could buy the sushi train restaurant :devil:

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

It's been so long since we've seen old Tohru that I literally forgot how loving old he looks

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Mix. posted:

With that money he could buy the sushi train restaurant :devil:

An excellent way to turn a large fortune into a small fortune

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Capital: 2,000,000, Risk: 2,000,000%

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Next: "Horoscopes work because they're all written so vaguely they'll apply to anyone!"

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Yes, this was a speech bubble earlier.

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.


simplefish posted:

Yes, this was a speech bubble earlier.

That's the authentic NEET pedantry. That's how you know you're getting the real thing and not a cheap imitation.




Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!





Mackerel Cornflake posted:

Fellow NEET-freaks, I bring you good tidings of great joy. The day many of you have been patiently waiting for has finally arrived.

The Daily Life of a Certain Millionaire returns!



Very exciting news! Thanks for taking on the additional timeline!

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort

Mackerel Cornflake posted:

That's the authentic NEET pedantry. That's how you know you're getting the real thing and not a cheap imitation.





The Daily Life of a Certain NEET: Authentic Pedantry

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!



A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe
After 30-some years, NEET has discovered pride.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

A Terrible Person posted:

After 30-some years, NEET has discovered pride.

Until he goes online and there’s a day 0 patch and forum rants of “did they even TEST this” etc..

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!



CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.





Millionaire Monday
Oct 4, 2021

The Daily Life of a
Certain (Ex-Con) Millionaire
begins!

Hello thread. Mackerel Cornflake here. I went ahead and registered a new account so filtering posts won't become a problem as we get more pages of the Millionaire Timeline. Enjoy, hopefully, the first of many Millionaire Mondays!



Mackerel Cornflake posted:


When we last saw our newfound millionaire protagonist, he was contemplating quitting his job at the sushi-train diner after discovering his manager is a sexpest.




Those of you who would like to catch up on the entirety of the Millionaire Timeline can do so with Sister Make's translation starting on page 261

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven
Lmao that av

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

is that a wadded up tissue next to the magazine :staredog:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

is that a wadded up tissue next to the magazine :staredog:

NEET LYFE

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Gwyneth Palpate posted:

is that a wadded up tissue next to the magazine :staredog:

he appears to use a women's fashion magazine

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mr. Lobe posted:

he appears to use a women's fashion magazine

how respectful of him.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Mr. Lobe posted:

he appears to use a women's fashion magazine

I'ma guess that's one of them gravure or whatever mags that's essentially bikini shots and other less-than softcore porn

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
He's finally back to being a NEET. I'm so proud

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven

yeah actually they will posted:

He's finally back to being a NEET. I'm so proud

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


yeah actually they will posted:

He's finally back to being a NEET. I'm so proud

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


nothing like a cool mil or two to make being a neet not so shameful

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Poor people are NEETs. Rich people are eccentric.

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

Post more NEET!!!



the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Time to impress the poo poo out of these ugly motherfuckers

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I wonder how attractive NEET is supposed to be given there are people like these guys and Princess running around. He does bike everywhere so he must at least be a little bit fit.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Male Tears posted:

I wonder how attractive NEET is supposed to be given there are people like these guys and Princess running around. He does bike everywhere so he must at least be a little bit fit.

he was described as an 8/10 by a not-drawn-as-ugly woman when he was 40, I think he's supposed to be pretty handsome

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