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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Donald Trumps Big Tough Cyber Guys have taken Facebook hostage until Trumo's twitter account is reinstated.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



was it the redhead Russian spy wonder what she’s up to nowadays she’s not taking my calls

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Floor is lava posted:

haven't got a single work email today



lol is this the DNS issue plaguing everyone now?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i am like 99% sure the guy i interviewed with was on coke because i learned more about the one failed stand up session he did than he learned about me

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

last year I googled "how to make the eggs not sticky on the pan"

less cum, is my guess

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


lol at the dude I'm actually-ing manchins house boat

it's the median price of a home in the us, which are increasingly unavailable to people, also it's a boat so it has like 10x the upkeep costs that a house has

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

i mean......... trump made it his schtick to lose it at hecklers

trump b-beta??

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Spergin Morlock posted:

Amazon Brassics

you joke but I bought my trombone on Amazon

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

i am like 99% sure the guy i interviewed with was on coke because i learned more about the one failed stand up session he did than he learned about me

Here comes an elaborate yarn about a fake interview. Strap yourselves in, folks.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
is this bad? idk what this means, not really a computer toucher
https://twitter.com/ReedSavory/status/1445066528601387018?s=19

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Alec Eiffel posted:

Here comes an elaborate yarn about a fake interview. Strap yourselves in, folks.

turn on your monitor / turn off your camera

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
Does anker sell trumpets yet

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


euphronius posted:

can you get a big cusion seat or is that frowned upon

these are generally bad because they don't allow you to sit on your sit bones and instead apply pressure to your soft bits, including nerves, and make your bits go numb

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

Pretty much, it looks like the website equivalent of that:

https://twitter.com/g_bonfiglio/status/1445058771261313046?s=20

Somehow they nuked their own DNS lol

what was with that part in the social network where zuck writes an equation or something on his window? what is he trying to calculate? its just a website lol. i can’t remember what he wrote and i don’t want to watch that movie ever again

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tenderjerk posted:

is this bad? idk what this means, not really a computer toucher
https://twitter.com/ReedSavory/status/1445066528601387018?s=19

ok but what about the regular domain

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Drunkboxer posted:

what was with that part in the social network where zuck writes an equation or something on his window? what is he trying to calculate? its just a website lol. i can’t remember what he wrote and i don’t want to watch that movie ever again

it was an equation to tell good posts from bad posts

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

was it the redhead Russian spy wonder what she’s up to nowadays she’s not taking my calls

i think she had her own tv show

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

is this bad? idk what this means, not really a computer toucher
https://twitter.com/ReedSavory/status/1445066528601387018?s=19

i wonder if someone at facebook sabotaged it because of the whistleblower stuff

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


UFOTacoMan posted:

it was an equation to tell good posts from bad posts

calling my preferred alchemist rn

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The redhead Russian spy? Isn’t that ScarJo’s character in those Marvel movies?

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Alec Eiffel posted:

We’re all just posting in a thread dedicated to a bottom five ex-President and no one here even reads his long-rear end press releases. He’s never coming back in any meaningful way.

take his coat

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



facebook is down after the whistle blower revealed that they had information that would lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
zuck created FB and zuck will kill FB

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lol i thought ipv6 was supposed to fix all this

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My son got massive road rash awhile ago and while he’s fine now, I’m still distraught.

if only I was high maybe I could be less distraught

makes u think

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

facebook is down after the whistle blower revealed that they had information that would lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
drat it got instagram too? All those influencers, just evaporated into the ether

fuckjerry has become fuckedjerry

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Bearjew posted:

lol i thought ipv6 was supposed to fix all this

Nah block chain is the solution

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I still have no idea what a block chain is.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

facebook wouldn't be gone if you fuckers had bought bitcoin

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

i think she had her own tv show

she interviewed alex nalvany in jail on it

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Oh no she tried to avoid protestors by hiding in the stall and taking a performative poo poo.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I found an article about Filthy Hans

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1445078787083972619?s=20

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'
facebook is acid washing all their crimes :yooge:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
does bitcoin or facebook cultivate more child porn? both are poison

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

these are generally bad because they don't allow you to sit on your sit bones and instead apply pressure to your soft bits, including nerves, and make your bits go numb

i thought "sits bones" were a uphamism for "your gigantic rear end"

huh.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Man Musk posted:

she interviewed alex nalvany in jail on it

i heard he was a nazi though??

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


turn on your miniot.t

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



gently caress You And Diebold posted:

does bitcoin or facebook cultivate more child porn? both are poison

Every time you download the transactions on the block chain you're downloading child porn because it's intrinsic to the code for reasons I can't remember but Im pretty sure that's also the case for Facebook. Kinda like how SA has load bearing slurs in the code

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bearjew posted:

lol i thought ipv6 was supposed to fix all this

the IP tape is real

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