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This probably really sucks for the millions of people that reply on WhatsApp instead of SMS.
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fare the well ramenporn, may a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest
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Wrex Ruckus posted:it got deleted at midnight
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facebook isn't working right now.... suckerbird really want shis priovacy respected... wow!
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facebook is down bc the zuck plugged the data center ethernet cord into his butt hole lmao
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welp time to go back to myspace
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Bulgakov posted:trummyish but too articulate, i still like the flea market styled politik tho Is this guy trying to get Russia to trade him a skull for a cruise missile? Or am I reading that incorrectly?
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thhe zuck put took a giant shizznit on a server looool
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if Facebook no longer exists that means I can't delete my profile. poo poo! 
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lower staffing in data centers lmao
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right now in the facebook server room dozens of computer touchers are standing around gasping as mark zuckerburg is loving the server and ciumming in it there are sparks shooting everywhere and electrical ZAP sounds going off as he forces his ovipositor into the floppy drive computer parts are coming out and attaching themselves to him it's basically like that scene from superman 3
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have they tried treating the network outage with ivermectin
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Shear Modulus posted:have they tried treating the network outage with ivermectin they can't log into facebook for anyone to tell them to try that so no
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https://twitter.com/GavinDYoung/status/1445077064126799879
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the milk machine posted:right now in the facebook server room dozens of computer touchers are standing around gasping as mark zuckerburg is loving the server and ciumming in it
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VideoKid posted:Facebook got deleted from the internet lmao praise allah...
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What if there was some internet protocol that was not proprietary that everyone could use to make webpages and therefore not be beholden to one company going dark Oh well
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all u sickos are celebrating this, but the truth is without facebook all real progress in medical knowledge (the kind They don't want you to know about) is halted
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Shear Modulus posted:have they tried treating the network outage with ivermectin 
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Are there any other Zuck owned websites this is effecting other than Facebook and Instagram? Because I couldn't possibly give less of a gently caress about those.
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I feel for bad for my moms friend who uses facebook to sell stuff on marketplace and isnt racist, but no one else
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Basebf555 posted:Are there any other Zuck owned websites this is effecting other than Facebook and Instagram? Because I couldn't possibly give less of a gently caress about those.
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we now take you live to facebook head quarters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA
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mark zuckerberg wants to delete this image from the internet
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watch all data show a dip on this day.... like less ppl died from snake oils, etc. less crimes, more loving... a lot of babyes will be born 9 months from now. the next generation will arrive!!!
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tenderjerk posted:I feel for bad for my moms friend who uses facebook to sell stuff on marketplace and isnt racist, but no one else I'm afraid I have some bad news https://twitter.com/NataliaAntonova/status/1442583051385511937
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VideoKid posted:Is this guy trying to get Russia to trade him https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/10/kazakh-entrepreneur-seeks-to-trade-soviet-shuttle-for-historic-skull/
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I hate Facebook as much as anybody but these Wall Street reactions really are a buying opportunity, it's not like Facebook is going to fold and go home because of a network problem, no matter how bad it is. I mean, in a week, will Facebook stock really be that much less valuable? (And yes I realize that the "value" is an illusion.)
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Basebf555 posted:Are there any other Zuck owned websites this is effecting other than Facebook and Instagram? Because I couldn't possibly give less of a gently caress about those.
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the milk machine posted:we now take you live to facebook head quarters I will always quote this video
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Zisky posted:Nice to see Radium failing upwards. The network configurations are on their way to the data center. DO NOT EMAIL TECH SUPPORT ABOUT THIS.
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alec just tried posting one of his vlogs on facebook and look what happened
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emfive posted:I hate Facebook as much as anybody but these Wall Street reactions really are a buying opportunity, it's not like Facebook is going to fold and go home because of a network problem, no matter how bad it is. The 👍was my signal to BUY BUY BUY 
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euphronius posted:What if there was some internet protocol that was not proprietary that everyone could use to make webpages and therefore not be beholden to one company going dark
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Zisky posted:Nice to see Radium failing upwards.
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emfive posted:I mean, in a week, will Facebook stock really be that much less valuable? Yes? They've been down the last straight month. It'll take a while for them to bounce back, and tech's been taking some big hits recently. Just saying, don't throw a shitload of cash at Facebook stock and expect to walk away next week with big gains.
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