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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/sheeraf/status/1445099150316503057?s=19

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Facebook has too much capital to be meaningfully hurt by this barring some real 3 stooges poo poo but a fun thought experiment is to imagine the societal effects from Facebook being destroyed

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
internet of trumps

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

cumshitter posted:

lmao i found it, he is clearly jumping in the picture to appear taller



lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao fb was attacked

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/MeetThePress/status/1444664231375347717

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/tommywiseau/status/1445099778690351110?s=21

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Homocow posted:

internet of trumps

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


my kid got road rash and honestly it’s because I wasn’t high. if I was high I wouldn’t have let him try a dangerous maneuver

Somebody has issued a correction as of 20:36 on Oct 4, 2021

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Ahahahahahahahaha

If this really was caused by a faulty change that was rolled out across all of their network at once, it's the biggest example of "what could go wrong if we take a little shortcut?" in IT I can think of.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Millions of teenagers are are feeling a strange self-esteem boost.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

this is facebooks 9/11

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
missed opportunity to say "Hi" to Zuck

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

i dont know which one of you sick fucks recommended me for modship but it was such an incredibly stupid move it had to come out of this thread, and i want you to know i am furious with you

eat poo poo cop

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




look pal the only way you're getting scoops on facebook is to infiltrate the company solid snake style

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Lmao that they tied physical access credentials to their employees' Facebook accounts.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1445100877933694976
trapped in conference room B please send help

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



frankenfreak posted:

missed opportunity to say "Hi" to Zuck

he already did in the movie

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

why are his sunglasses so askew how uneven are his ears

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Zisky posted:

Millions of teenagers are are feeling a strange self-esteem boost.

Yeah truth :smith:

Facebook is so loving toxic to young people

Its gonna be sad when it finally comes back up

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zisky posted:

Lmao that they tied physical access credentials to their employees' Facebook accounts.

on job postings for facebook they say you must have a facebook account

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao let me log on to facebook to check for video of this

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Shear Modulus posted:

look pal the only way you're getting scoops on facebook is to infiltrate the company solid snake style

Snake, try to remember the basics of DNS.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cumshitter posted:

lmao i found it, he is clearly jumping in the picture to appear taller



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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Feldegast42 posted:

Yeah truth :smith:

Facebook is so loving toxic to young people

Its gonna be sad when it finally comes back up

it is toxic to everyone. it is designed that way because it keeps you coming back

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

cumshitter posted:

eat poo poo cop

can people please stop owning me for like FIVE MINUTES

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
drat millennials don't even know what a key is!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



when did the go-to reference for "action hero with bandanna" stop being rambo and switch to solid snake

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsts1Px9dHM

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
this zucker realdoll
...it's anatomically correct, yes?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I think Twitter is starting to have problems

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

wtf is rambo gonna do, cry like a bitch??? no ty, i'll take snake plissken everyday

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

when did the go-to reference for "action hero with bandanna" stop being rambo and switch to solid snake

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



has donald trump ever worn a bandana

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

this is a picture of actual mark zuckerbuerrg

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
far too human, D- effort.

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