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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

mrmcd posted:

When Romney flew to Vegas in 2012 to publicly kiss Trump's ring, only to get a lukewarm endorsement and lose. Then spend all of 2016 getting mocked by Trump, having Trump win, flying to DC again to publicly kiss Trump's ring, and then getting jack poo poo.

That makes me feel better. Thanks!

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
i believe this picture was taken less than 48 hours after trump called his wife ugly on national television

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

mrmcd posted:

When Romney flew to Vegas in 2012 to publicly kiss Trump's ring, only to get a lukewarm endorsement and lose. Then spend all of 2016 getting mocked by Trump, having Trump win, flying to DC again to publicly kiss Trump's ring, and then getting jack poo poo.

For some reason they always seem to think the devil will love them back.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
nappy headed hos

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Omfg that's right! What the gently caress possesses him that it seemed like a good idea?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
The knockout game! :v:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Otto Warmbier (more like Otto Not Have Snagged That Poster, amirite? :dadjoke:)

why didn't he just ask authorities if he could have one of the juche posters to take home

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Kitfox88 posted:

why didn't he just ask authorities if he could have one of the juche posters to take home

I think it was like a frat double dare or something stupid

it was interesting to witness someone who’s never experienced consequences for anything ever break down in tears. talk about owned

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Kitfox88 posted:

why didn't he just ask authorities if he could have one of the juche posters to take home

if he was smart he wouldn't have been at UC in the first place

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
that old obama-era written profile — the new yorker? observer? — of chris matthews that (correctly) portrayed him as being basically a golden retriever, and there's a moment when he and the interviewer are sitting in a bar and an ad for hardball comes on the tv, and matthews breaks off mid-sentence and just stares at himself, transfixed, and says "hey...that's me. that's me" and then watches himself on tv until the commercial is over

also if anyone can find this please link me i cannot for the life of me

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

I think it was like a frat double dare or something stupid

it was interesting to witness someone who’s never experienced consequences for anything ever break down in tears. talk about owned

I prefer the other guy, who just had a Dollop episode about him*. Hearing the blow-by-blow account of how incompetent his attempt to smuggle a bible in was loving jaw-dropping, like how does he survive day to day life if his decision-making is THAT atrocious?

*Looked it up, it's Jeffrey Fowle

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Someone told him they'd trade him a used car for the nicked juche wall scroll.

He died for a dodge stratus.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

I prefer the other guy, who just had a Dollop episode about him*. Hearing the blow-by-blow account of how incompetent his attempt to smuggle a bible in was loving jaw-dropping, like how does he survive day to day life if his decision-making is THAT atrocious?

*Looked it up, it's Jeffrey Fowle

Remember the guy who tried to smuggle Bibles onto that island you're not allowed to go on, and the people who live there shot him in the rear end with arrows until he died?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love the Andaman Islands and clowns who think 'ah but all the previous times visitors got loving clubbed to death within seconds won't happen to me because'

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
their absolute hostility toward outsiders is based on experience and completely justified.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Nazi channers were grumbling about rounding up some kind of cull squad with guns and purging the island in retaliation for about five minutes before it was all forgotten.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ronwayne posted:

Nazi channers were grumbling about rounding up some kind of cull squad with guns and purging the island in retaliation for about five minutes before it was all forgotten.

Would've been fun to hear about the Indian navy sinking a nazi vessel in 2018.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

timefly posted:

AFAIK he did that to demonstrate how to pronounce Epstein. But yeah

E.P. Stine

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Would've been fun to hear about the Indian navy sinking a nazi vessel in 2018.

Given the current political situation there as I understand it, wouldn't that just be friendly fire?

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Brexit. The vote was in 2016. In October 2021 the PM is officially warning that food shortages might last until Christmas.

And remember how some people argued that the EU is inherently right wing (true) and how an independent UK can move to the left (lol)?

I'm sure Keir Starmer will win (lol) and his demented manifesto sure gives me confidence that he will bring the UK closer to a socialist utopia.

Keir Starmer posted:

My vision for Britain is to make it the best place to do business because it has a government that works in partnership with the private sector.

Keir Starmer posted:

The state must become an investor and a leader. British businesses large and small must know the government has their back. Workers must see their pay, skills and conditions improve.

Business is a force for good in society, providing jobs, prosperity and wealth. But business has been let down by a Tory government that has failed to plan for the long term and provide the conditions in which long-term decisions can be made. When I speak to business leaders they are deeply frustrated by this. They feel we are giving our rivals in other parts of the world a head start.

Keir Starmer posted:

Our education system should be working with employers to make education and training ready for a world of work that will look very different. That cannot just mean a narrow focus on university education.

Keir Starmer posted:

Britain finds itself caught in a wave of anti-social behaviour, with staggering levels of vandalism, fly-tipping and threatening behaviour.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
fly-tipping? British rednecks are weird.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Homeless Friend posted:

Why Senator, says here you're perfectly healthy! Those headaches are normal!


Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
remember how he had a stroke on a stream?? that was kinda scary as hell to watch

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

remember how he had a stroke on a stream?? that was kinda scary as hell to watch

Jeffrey Toobin? I think he's back on CNN

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Animal Friend posted:

Jeffrey Toobin? I think he's back on CNN

lol

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Animal Friend posted:

Jeffrey Toobin? I think he's back on CNN

:holymoley:

but yeah watching someone actively have a stroke was extremely like, horrifying in a very primal sort of way :smith:

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

remember how he had a stroke on a stream?? that was kinda scary as hell to watch

Senators only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Ron Paul, thought of fiat and died

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Trump giving that speech where he complained about weak flowing toilets that you had to flush more than once and how he was going to stop that

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

the sex ghost posted:

Trump giving that speech where he complained about weak flowing toilets that you had to flush more than once and how he was going to stop that

he did this like 20 times lmao

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
He also got mad at dishwashers not using enough water when that is the good part about dishwashers

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Thread title is straight up wrong lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Petey posted:

that old obama-era written profile — the new yorker? observer? — of chris matthews that (correctly) portrayed him as being basically a golden retriever, and there's a moment when he and the interviewer are sitting in a bar and an ad for hardball comes on the tv, and matthews breaks off mid-sentence and just stares at himself, transfixed, and says "hey...that's me. that's me" and then watches himself on tv until the commercial is over

also if anyone can find this please link me i cannot for the life of me

lmao

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
He got mad the launch systems on an aircraft carrier were not steam powered. "I wanna see steam comin' outta those things."

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

the sex ghost posted:

Trump giving that speech where he complained about weak flowing toilets that you had to flush more than once and how he was going to stop that

Expert humble brag.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Thread title is straight up wrong lol
9/18 Never Forget
https://twitter.com/nintendolife/status/1042106289868951554?s=20
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1307101095446147075?s=20

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Yeah that's 2 years apart

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