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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Bring in Vince Young to play Tight End.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I actually think Doug Pederson would be a good fit in Jax

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I think they should hire Jason Garrett.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


They should hire me. The GDT will be your play recommendations that I will use

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Twitch Plays Jaguars

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

shyduck posted:

They should hire me. The GDT will be your play recommendations that I will use
A team filled with Olinemen :allears: his will be done

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

shirts and skins posted:

Twitch Plays Jaguars

Offense:

1-10 Spike Ball
2-10 Spike Ball
3-10 Spike Ball
4-10 Fake Spike - Pass

Defense:
Punt Block

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


sweet thursday posted:

A team filled with Olinemen :allears: his will be done
Wait until you see the two kicker formation

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Mega64 posted:

Bring in Vince Young to play Tight End.

Hook 'em

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/redditcfb/status/1445484013045436417?s=21

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Yo

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, if he was actually trying to replicate Urban’s outfit he would have come out with a blonde 20-something on his pointer finger

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

shyduck posted:

I actually think Doug Pederson would be a good fit in Jax

Why, cause he is also a buffoon?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Yeah that and they got a lot of weapons that he might be able to use correctly

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Jags should be readying a package for Brian Daboll

Or Joe Lombardi after watching last night

AndrewP fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 5, 2021

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

AndrewP posted:

Jags should be readying a package for Brian Daboll

Lol the only team he would have considered was the Chargers last year. Jacksonville is no prize even for an ambitious OC.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

pasaluki posted:

Lol the only team he would have considered was the Chargers last year. Jacksonville is no prize even for an ambitious OC.
Yeah I'm sure a team with Trevor Lawrence and a ton of cap space would be a horrid destination.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

pasaluki posted:

Lol the only team he would have considered was the Chargers last year. Jacksonville is no prize even for an ambitious OC.

I don't think you'd ever get a better head start than Trevor Lawrence on a rookie contract.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yeah I'm sure a team with Trevor Lawrence and a ton of cap space would be a horrid destination.

It was a clear #2 behind LA

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Having Herbert, a bunch of great players on both sides of the ball, and not having to actually move is pretty drat nice.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The Jags could win the division with merely competent coaching.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

shyduck posted:

Yeah that and they got a lot of weapons that he might be able to use correctly

Frank Reich was the brains of that operation, whatever thats worth

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

a neat cape posted:

It was a clear #2 behind LA
Okay? I'm not saying it wasnt. Pasaluski saying "Jacksonville is no prize even for an ambitious OC." is hilariously stupid because deserving candidates take worse opportunities all the time. Like anyone taking a Browns job or Joe Cully taking the Houston job.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Big leadership here

https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/1445495681553031173

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

AndrewP posted:

Jags should be readying a package for Brian Daboll

Or Joe Lombardi after watching last night

Reynaldo Hill might get a HC gig before Lombardi if the new hotness is hiring Fangio/Staley disciples

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








With the players instead of….

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lmao

https://twitter.com/DrewfromJersey/status/1445511880114642944

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Players of the league … unite!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
When was the last time we had a player coach?

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

At best this is an abstention of confidence.



"You see that remorseful man over there? The one of absent morals and inexcusable conduct? The one for whom colleagues, professionals, and supporters hold not a whit of trust nor respect?

Well, I am confident that he will say that he promises to fully commit himself to performing his signed and sworn duties going forward.

As for coaching the Jaguars, I'll leave that topic to Mr. Khan. I have to go home and care for my kids again this evening."

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I hate it here

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

JT Jag posted:

I hate it here
I'm not there but I hate it here too.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


seiferguy posted:

When was the last time we had a player coach?

Would've been last year with the Broncos if the NFL didn't suck.

Before that it looks like it was Dan Reeves with the Cowboys in the 70s.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


Somehow urbz is more dumb at football than Saban.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
The shade in this Rotoworld blurb is more pointed than just about anything I've seen from them in the last decade, drat:

Jaguars so-called coach Urban Meyer said "the ownership of this team is with the players.”

During his weekly radio show with 1010XL AM, Meyer went on a long fake spiel about "earning the players trust back" following his viral videos after skipping the team flight and attempting to "move forward" with the locker room in unison. He also said "the ownership of this team is with the players," suggesting it's the 53-man roster that he singlehandedly ignored and destroyed that's to blame for Jacksonville's 0-4 start. Owner Shad Kahn reaffirmed his confidence (and disappointment) in Meyer on Tuesday but this fairy tale is headed in one obvious direction. A multi-score loss to Tennessee on Sunday would be damning.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wait so he’s blaming the players for them being bad?

That will win that trust back real quick

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


CharlestheHammer posted:

Wait so he’s blaming the players for them being bad?

That will win that trust back real quick

I think it's partially this but also him admitting that he's nothing more than a children's' party clown, only able to entertain people not yet able to independently think but once they're all grown up they think he sucks poo poo, and is dumb.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Lmao urban meyer

Absolute clown

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1445524593846804491?t=2EPQR0xhgy0vIpE6XD_jmA&s=19

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

JT Jag posted:

I hate it here

Lawrence looks talented in spite of the terrible coaching so things will probably improve once Urban is gone, which should be soon.

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