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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


No wonder the furry artists are pissed, NFTs are luring away their whales.

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Mx. posted:

Can't believe dude paid $8k for that adopt and it didn't even come with a fullsuit and porn

To be fair, you don't know that it didn't

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

Zil posted:

No wonder the furry artists are pissed, NFTs are luring away their whales.
no they're not lol

furries exclusively shittalk this sort of thing, the only people that buy NFT stuff are other NFT grifters who think that they can rip off someone else(who then thinks they can rip off another guy, who then thinks they can...)

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Zil posted:

No wonder the furry artists are pissed, NFTs are luring away their whales.

They'll be fine, NFTs can't fulfill extremely specific fetishes

case in point

https://twitter.com/FudgieFreeze/status/1443647391962484742

https://twitter.com/FudgieFreeze/status/1443833433864744978

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Some guy draws a troll lion with an obvious voremouth and goes "8000 dollars" and a man with a soon to be ex wife who won't indulge his humiliation fetish slams that buy button

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bismuth posted:

high key vore vibes, but also these things are ugly as poo poo you'll get much nicer lion jpegs from just about any furry artist, and throw 8k around and you can get the cream of the crop, absolutely top shelf lion images
Hear me out, for $10k, I can get you an actual picture of a lion!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Knormal posted:

Hear me out, for $10k, I can get you an actual picture of a lion!

But how are you going to get a pic of a blue-green fur colored lion? You going to break into a zoo a dye their fur?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Knormal posted:

Hear me out, for $10k, I can get you an actual picture of a lion!

But that's a real lion. Not a #LazyLion lovingly handcrafted and minted (cha-ching!) for me.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Knormal posted:

Hear me out, for $10k, I can get you an actual picture of a lion!

$10k?

Pfft, please. For $39.95 and a case of Stroh's Light, I can get you an ACTUAL lion by tomorrow.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Zil posted:

But how are you going to get a pic of a blue-green fur colored lion? You going to break into a zoo a dye their fur?

For $10K? Sure, just got to load up a cheap steak with tranquilizer first what could go wrong?

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.
Today on the Adventures of Florida Man…

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde


Yes the people telling you how expensive a plane is are the mad ones.

https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1444853847734771712

https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1444887207614066689

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
*lives in a downtown apartment* Can't believe more people don't own planes. It's cheaper than a car

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Alright, I'm gonna need a little background on this. I thought I understood the basics behind NFTs (you gain exclusive ownership of a digital product or something like that), and that was dumb for a bunch of reasons but at least vaguely logical.

How did we go from that to deciding exclusive rights to some DeviantArt Commissions were worth five figures???

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Voyager I posted:

Alright, I'm gonna need a little background on this. I thought I understood the basics behind NFTs (you gain exclusive ownership of a digital product or something like that), and that was dumb for a bunch of reasons but at least vaguely logical.

How did we go from that to deciding exclusive rights to some DeviantArt Commissions were worth five figures???

Commissions imply that the art is customized somehow and not literally BitStrips with interchangeable parts

https://twitter.com/CryptoReng/status/1445062821671231495?s=20

https://twitter.com/imy_eth/status/1444454889506029568?s=20

https://twitter.com/chrismaddern/status/1443930995472883714?s=20

https://twitter.com/BonnieZingo211/status/1443567045925392384?s=20

https://twitter.com/wenbo2101/status/1443830500976513025?s=20

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Well, it does say they're lazy. And they are sure as hell lazy

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Ideally you talk up the tulip futures you're holding to even dumber idiots and get rid of them so you're not the one holding the bag when the bubble pops

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Wow I really don't want to see these ugly pieces of poo poo

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


what

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
This makes even less sense. How is this value assigned? The art isn't even good!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I can't be arsed to look it up but the nft bros were trying to create an uplifting story narrative last month with a kid who apparently earned 6 figures designing pixel whales in what looked like his dad's pump and dump scheme, and if you think it's dumb you're denying a child's dream

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Wendover Productions made a video about how bullshit the art market is, and NFTs are just that but with Bitcoin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3F3zWiEmc

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Brawnfire posted:

Wow I really don't want to see these ugly pieces of poo poo

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

What, are you not excited to buy your very own lion with stoned eyes and a rainbow mane for the price of a college education?

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Voyager I posted:

This makes even less sense. How is this value assigned? The art isn't even good!

value is whatever you can convince rubes the value is

this is also why everyone buying and selling NFTs are desperate to tell everyone else about how NFTs are the future

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Brawnfire posted:

Wow I really don't want to see these ugly pieces of poo poo

How's this one

https://twitter.com/DistortBot/status/1445543569821880332?s=20

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Heath posted:

Commissions imply that the art is customized somehow and not literally BitStrips with interchangeable parts

https://twitter.com/wenbo2101/status/1443830500976513025?s=20

"rare trait" ok come on these are just deviantart adoptables but with way less effort and for way more money

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Judging from the replies from furries making fun of the one choking on Smurf cum, these things are randomly generated, which is the NFT part I guess. Which explains why none of them are coherent and most seem to be either screaming in horror at their own existence or have turned to drugs

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
This time the idiot is social media, and today it is Instagram!

Whilst not a fancy official report (albeit in partnership with the University of Michigan), it seems that there’s a bit of a bias as to what is removed from IG and as to why.

Excepts at the link below, as well as a PDF of the full report for :10bux: :
https://saltyworld.net/exclusive-report-censorship-of-marginalized-communities-on-instagram-2021-pdf-download/

My only point of interest is whether this is the algorithm at work or if report brigading is also a player. Regardless, it’s still Not Great that this is happening, especially when things are being dinged as nudity and they aren’t, meanwhile I’m getting a thousand different spam accounts with no poo poo porn trying to add me.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Voyager I posted:

Alright, I'm gonna need a little background on this. I thought I understood the basics behind NFTs (you gain exclusive ownership of a digital product or something like that),

Note that you do not gain exclusive ownership of anything.

No IP anything whatsoever allowing you to prevent others from using it for anything.

What you get is a link on the blockchain with your name next to it, which points to a URL where said jpeg is currently at. The jpeg itself is not on the blockchain, just the URL.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Voyager I posted:

Alright, I'm gonna need a little background on this. I thought I understood the basics behind NFTs (you gain exclusive ownership of a digital product or something like that), and that was dumb for a bunch of reasons but at least vaguely logical.

How did we go from that to deciding exclusive rights to some DeviantArt Commissions were worth five figures???

It's way stupider than that. You pay to have a transaction saying you purchased the NFT recorded in a blockchain, which is just a URL.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Also the transaction has to be paid in Ethereum coins, right?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Memento posted:

Also the transaction has to be paid in Ethereum coins, right?

Yes. Also 'minting' it (randomly generating it) costs ethereum too.

Also any transaction has an additional ethereum tax paid to some random people who own some computers that thumbs-up the transaction.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

How do I make lazy jpegs into NFTs

I would like to make 8 grand for that little effort

E:should have refreshed my page

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Is it like, you pay bitcoin to get an imgur link?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bismuth posted:

"rare trait" ok come on these are just deviantart adoptables but with way less effort and for way more money

They've reinvented sparkledogs but burning down the rainforest for links to them and also literally going 'original character DO NOT STEAL'

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They've reinvented sparkledogs but burning down the rainforest for links to them and also literally going 'original character DO NOT STEAL'

So when kids on deviantart do it everyone makes fun of them, but when TECH BROS do it people start throwing out cash? Typical.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Philippe posted:

Is it like, you pay bitcoin to get an imgur link?

Pretty much, but a bit stupider.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Voyager I posted:

This makes even less sense. How is this value assigned? The art isn't even good!
The quality of the art is irrelevant as no one is actually buying the art in any sense. Not a physical copy of it nor the IP rights to it. The thing they're buying isn't even irrevocably linked to the art, it's linked to a place where a copy of the art is currently stored. It's like buying a piece of paper with "Musée du Louvre, 75001 Paris, France" written on it but thinking you bought the Mona Lisa. You're the only person who owns that piece of paper, but the piece of paper is worthless garbage.

Philippe posted:

Is it like, you pay bitcoin to get an imgur link?
You pay to get a record of the fact that you paid. Other people can still use the imgur link, which is still part of imgur, and not owned by you or the person who sold you the NFT. Obviously if a person creates and hosts their own art and generates an NFT for it then they own the art and the hosting service and selling the NFT doesn't change that. They could turn around and delete the art immediately or sell it to someone else and you would have no recourse. But you don't even need to own anything to make and sell an NFT. You could make an NFT of this post, which I wrote and Something Awful is hosting, and you would own and be allowed to sell that NFT because it isn't connected, in any way, with the ownership of the thing it supposedly represents.

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Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
a couple months old but it still gives me a small aneurysm every time

I mean here let this tweet helpfully explain the value of NFTs

https://twitter.com/realnatashache/status/1429576700346748938

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