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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Renaissance Spam posted:

I've come to the conclusion that I want Maki to win at Wrestle Princess. Not just because it will be amazing in and of itself, but being potentially surpassed by her could leave Mizuki emotionally vulnerable enough to join Sakisama.

Oh no I'm picturing the French gaining a Feral Rabbit...

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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Especially if bi-gun defeat Magirabi Mizuki walks out of WP with nothing and the girl she spent years propping up walks out with the top title

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Pinwiz11 posted:

Oh no I'm picturing the French gaining a Feral Rabbit...

Mei Saint-Michel stroking le lapin and asking if they can keep her.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/jimmygabagool/status/1445241837850087431?s=21

FatBagzJones
Apr 29, 2021
Syuri vs Konami at Grand Final Osaka Dream Cinderella 2021 will be fought under UWF rules

https://twitter.com/syuri_wv3s/status/1444602879566761984?t=DTEhTWU7-OCe0R8i0Ffjdg&s=19

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


YES :sicko:

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
Meh. I'm disappointed every time I expect something out of Konami. She does nothing for me.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

That'll be something to track down, I really enjoyed Syuri vs Yuu under UWF rules from GLEAT ver.0

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
UWF rules are great.

FatBagzJones
Apr 29, 2021

Stall_19 posted:

Meh. I'm disappointed every time I expect something out of Konami. She does nothing for me.

I mean UWF rules are perfect for someone like Konami, if she let's down this time I don't even know what to say then

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I sense an instant classic

https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1445583027116019712

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Champions shouldn't get squashed like this

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://shinetodaybelievetomorrow.home.blog/2021/10/05/2021-09-28-stardom-osaka-jo-hall-press-conference/

Someone translated the Stardom Osaka Jo hall press conference. WIsh Stardom did it officially but then they'd have to pay the guy more. I did see Bushiroad advertising for a part time position doing something for Stardom, though it didn't seem to pay that well.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Miyu humiliation hour has started:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgDsGPkg_lA

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Maybe it's just because of the display cable in the bottom, but I get the feeling Miyu has never held a phone before

e:https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1445723836649926658

e2:https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1445725748539449359

She didn't get it right, but autocorrect helped her out

SG Bamboo fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Oct 6, 2021

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


SG Bamboo posted:

Maybe it's just because of the display cable in the bottom, but I get the feeling Miyu has never held a phone before

e:https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1445723836649926658

e2:https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1445725748539449359

She didn't get it right, but autocorrect helped her out

oh my god she's lady Ibushi.

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Lamuella posted:

oh my god she's lady Ibushi.

Yes. She's amazing in the ring but a complete airhead outside of it. Has been known to leave her apartment with the keys still in the door. I would love to see her in AEW but she would 100% need a handler.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

oh my god she's lady Ibushi.

This is perfect

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


smikey posted:

Yes. She's amazing in the ring but a complete airhead outside of it. Has been known to leave her apartment with the keys still in the door. I would love to see her in AEW but she would 100% need a handler.

That's a role Nakazawa played with Ibushi so it's perfect.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Miyu managed to spell her own name correctly when using the English search bar, I'm not confident I could say the same for Ibushi

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Someone should set them up on a date. Just imagine the beautiful, deadly, idiot babies they'd make

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

Someone should set them up on a date. Just imagine the beautiful, deadly, idiot babies they'd make

Miyu and Kota are set up on a date. Jealous Kenny and Itoh-chan keep trying to ruin it and keep making it better by accident.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Miyu and Kota are set up on a date. Jealous Kenny and Itoh-chan keep trying to ruin it and keep making it better by accident.

I would watch this sitcom :hmmyes:

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Is Mayu iwatani also a bit ditzy? Love triangle set.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mayu named her dog Cheese

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

coconono posted:

Mayu named her dog Cheese
That was Kairi Sane

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I believe Miyu and Maki are still dating.

Tampa Bae posted:

That was Kairi Sane

oh gdi. That's right she named the dog Poti. Which is even funnier.

coconono fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Oct 6, 2021

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Princess Cup Night 5 was a big step up in quality from the previous nights

- How many songs to the Up Up Girls have? I'm pretty sure this one was a repeat
- After commenting on all the J-pop intros I have to give thanks to Kamiyu's Cascada ripoff and Hikari's metal track
- I have no idea why the 3-way started with them all coming out to music from FF7 but I dig it
- What's Hyper Misao saying in her pre-match promo? Is it the same thing every time?
- I loved seeing Maki get to take the lead in her match with Suzume. Everything I've seen from her so far has been her as the more inexperienced underdog but this was really fun. Her joy at beating people up and anger at getting hit were giving me some Suzuki vibes and she and Suzume went really hard. Almost a MOTYC for me but lacked the tense closing stretch to push it over the top
- MIU STRONK
- I saw Rika was the champ before Miyu and she can clearly work but I'm not getting anything for her personality to lock on to
- Miyu/Mizuki was frickin' awesome

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Rarity posted:

- How many songs to the Up Up Girls have? I'm pretty sure this one was a repeat
- I have no idea why the 3-way started with them all coming out to music from FF7 but I dig it
- What's Hyper Misao saying in her pre-match promo? Is it the same thing every time?

There are 4? UUG group songs, plus an individual one for each of them as their intro music. You can listen to all of them here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0qJCL3WAxsZyYp9MtSO9TI (e: I'm going to listen to Raku's song again now.)

For the Misao match, they were providing a more festive alternative to the sterile Olympics Opening Ceremonies that happened.

Misao's opening spiel starts the same, something like "HELLO BIG CHILDREN I am Hyper Misao the Guardian of Love and Peace" and then she describes the concept for the nonsense that is about to happen.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Rarity posted:

- What's Hyper Misao saying in her pre-match promo? Is it the same thing every time?

HELLO BIG CHILDREN

Go through this account for actual translations:

https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng

I think this is the show you just watched:

https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1419123574120402949

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Train fan Raku is quickly winning me over. Yeah! Infrastructure!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Pinwiz11 posted:

Misao's opening spiel starts the same, something like "HELLO BIG CHILDREN I am Hyper Misao the Guardian of Love and Peace" and then she describes the concept for the nonsense that is about to happen.

So she's basically their Yano, yeah?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Yeah, I think a lot of people have a hard time warming up to Rika, and I'm one of them. Her ring work is never bad, it's just that in a promotion where everyone is an archetype she isn't one really.

Have you heard the Bakuretsu Sisters theme yet? It's J-Rock rather than J-Pop and it also goes harder than it has any right to do.

Hyper Misao is always up to some bullshit, and it's usually different bullshit each time. Sometimes it helps to find the DDT English Update thread from when the match took place for live translation.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Rarity posted:

So she's basically their Yano, yeah?

Pretty much, although Misao tends to change the parameters of the match vs Yano's cheating.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Someone pointed out a while ago that if you treat Hyper Misao as Wile E. Coyote her matches immediately make sense even if you don't understand what she's saying.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rarity posted:

So she's basically their Yano, yeah?

She gets away with a lot more than Yano does. Basically changes the match rules on the fly or just tells a silly story to lull the opponent into a sense of complacency.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

So she's basically their Yano, yeah?

that's a very apt description. Or their Danshoku Dieno but less anally obsessed. Essentially she will almost always have weird stipulations, and has great comic timing with it.

At the start of the year, Shoko Nakajima lost a match to her (a weird one involving toy dinosaurs and lucky surprise eggs) and one of the stipulations was that if Shoko lost she had to become Misao's sidekick for a month. So for a month we had Hyper Misao and Shin Ultra Shoko running round like idiots and it was great.

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Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON

coconono posted:

oh gdi. That's right she named the dog Poti. Which is even funnier.

To be fair that's just a weird romanization of "Pochi," which is literally the most normal dog name in Japan

Lamuella posted:

Have you heard the Bakuretsu Sisters theme yet? It's J-Rock rather than J-Pop and it also goes harder than it has any right to do.

Yuki Aino's solo theme is a long lost Megumi Hayashibara Slayers opening and I love it for that

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Hyper Misao is the equivalent of the DDT comedy specialists, like Antonio Honda and DD. She's the person who keeps the spirit of DDT alive in a promotion that's established it's own separate and distinct vibe.

I don't think Yano would have done anything like the Hyper Misao retirement match/celebration.

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


fez_machine posted:

Hyper Misao is the equivalent of the DDT comedy specialists, like Antonio Honda and DD. She's the person who keeps the spirit of DDT alive in a promotion that's established it's own separate and distinct vibe.

I don't think Yano would have done anything like the Hyper Misao retirement match/celebration.

Depends on if Yano's life story is depression saved by the magic of Deathmatch Puro.

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