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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Yeah that's 2 years apart
Yes. Exactly two years.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Yeah that's 2 years apart

:goonsay:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
that’s expert trolling

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/franciswoIf/status/1445028346421776387?t=MwNIzMj5LIDJq8nsgnjOdQ&s=19

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Bill De’Blasio murdering a groundhog on live tv

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Yeah that's 2 years apart

time isn't real

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

Bill De’Blasio murdering a groundhog on live tv

it was more of a negligent homicide than a murder. groundhog-slaughter in the second degree

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

Bill De’Blasio murdering a groundhog on live tv

it's not his fault he was just trying to break the time loop

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



When Trump called himself The Chosen One

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1164217192512204805

And, on a separate occasion,

https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2019/08/21/i-am-chosen-one-trump-again-plays-messianic-claims-he-embraces-king-israel-title/ posted:

President Trump on Wednesday tweeted a fawning quote from a non-Jewish conservative radio host who described Trump as the “King of Israel” and who said, without evidence, that Israeli Jews “love him like he is the second coming of God.”

Trump’s tweets cited Wayne Allyn Root, who described himself in a 2016 Townhall column as a “Jew turned evangelical Christian” and has promoted several conspiracy theories in the past, including that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States and that he is gay.

“The Jewish people in Israel love him like he’s the King of Israel,” Trump quoted Root as saying. “They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore.”

Trump’s tweets made “King of Israel” the leading trending topic of the day on Twitter, generating many baffled and outraged responses.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
I forgot how he looked up to the sky when he proclaimed his divinity.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



I wonder if that is genuine amusement on Abe's face

It's not like he didnt know the kind of man he was dealing with, might as well be entertained by his antics

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol his wife pretended not to speak english

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Mr. Lobe posted:

I wonder if that is genuine amusement on Abe's face

It's not like he didnt know the kind of man he was dealing with, might as well be entertained by his antics

Didn't abe also dump his a moment later?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

30.5 Days posted:

Didn't abe also dump his a moment later?

Yes, apparently it's normal to do so in ponds with huge fish, it's not some 50 cent goldfish in 2L of water

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

George W Bush claiming Kanye saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” was his darkest moment as president.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Shitposting superstar Avshalom was permabanned for threatening to unbirth former president Donald J Trump.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Epic-MRA Bernie Porn

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

capitalism without rules is theft

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

Epic-MRA Bernie Porn

Please! Its Epic-MRA PRESIDENT Bernie Porn.

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

.

elaboration has issued a correction as of 00:57 on Apr 24, 2023

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Petey posted:

that old obama-era written profile — the new yorker? observer? — of chris matthews that (correctly) portrayed him as being basically a golden retriever, and there's a moment when he and the interviewer are sitting in a bar and an ad for hardball comes on the tv, and matthews breaks off mid-sentence and just stares at himself, transfixed, and says "hey...that's me. that's me" and then watches himself on tv until the commercial is over

also if anyone can find this please link me i cannot for the life of me

The Aria of Chris Matthews

quote:

“People are a little impressed with themselves,” Griffin went on to say, continuing his commentary about the scene. “It’s a bit of an echo chamber.” Matthews is central to that echo chamber — at the Ritz, as in the 2008 presidential campaign. He is, in a sense, the carnival barker at the center of it, spewing tiny pellets of chewed nuts across the table while comparing Obama to Mozart and Clinton to Salieri. At one point, Matthews suddenly became hypnotized by a TV over the bar set to a rebroadcast of “Hardball.” “Hey, there I am — it’s me,” he said, staring at himself on the screen. “It’s me.”

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
drill baby drill

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt_Memorial_Swimming_Centre

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Remember the guy who tried to smuggle Bibles onto that island you're not allowed to go on, and the people who live there shot him in the rear end with arrows until he died?

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/john-allen-chau-life-death-north-sentinel/

Just a great sad terrifiying article. Really puts in relief how nuts these conservatives are and the ends they are willing to go for their delusions. These people cannot be reasoned with on any level their brains are so broken in the worst way.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

pigz posted:

These people cannot be reasoned with on any level their brains are so broken in the worst way.

vote!

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

pigz posted:

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/john-allen-chau-life-death-north-sentinel/

Just a great sad terrifiying article. Really puts in relief how nuts these conservatives are and the ends they are willing to go for their delusions. These people cannot be reasoned with on any level their brains are so broken in the worst way.

the gently caress is this paywalled poo poo, op?

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Lib and let die posted:

the gently caress is this paywalled poo poo, op?

here we go https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/03/john-chau-christian-missionary-death-sentinelese

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Stunning Honky posted:

drill baby drill

that time when obama took like one whole minute of public speaking to pivot from "thanks to me, america signed the paris climate agreement" to "thanks to me, american oil production is higher than ever before"

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
it's kinda funny how obama pulled the wool over a shitton of people's eyes including mine with HOPE AND CHANGE i guess, but in that really bitter funny kinda way

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



pigz posted:

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/john-allen-chau-life-death-north-sentinel/

Just a great sad terrifiying article. Really puts in relief how nuts these conservatives are and the ends they are willing to go for their delusions. These people cannot be reasoned with on any level their brains are so broken in the worst way.

There's an apocryphal story, I forget who wrote it, about a Christian missionary in the 1800s trying to convert a bunch of Native Americans. And one of them asked, naturally, what would have happened to them had they died without ever learning about Christ?

"You would have gone straight to Heaven, regardless of your sins" the missionary said. "God doesn't punish people who don't know about him."

"Then why are you telling me about him? Do you want me to go to Hell?" replied the guy, angrily.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug
Full batshit libertarian video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAjl-Gibm8c

It's all hilarious but the drop just after the 4 minute mark is :kiss:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

libertarians will do anything to reach thailand, huh.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toph Bei Fong posted:

There's an apocryphal story, I forget who wrote it, about a Christian missionary in the 1800s trying to convert a bunch of Native Americans. And one of them asked, naturally, what would have happened to them had they died without ever learning about Christ?

"You would have gone straight to Heaven, regardless of your sins" the missionary said. "God doesn't punish people who don't know about him."

"Then why are you telling me about him? Do you want me to go to Hell?" replied the guy, angrily.

No, no, you see, I get a much bigger house in heaven if I convince you

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Toph Bei Fong posted:

There's an apocryphal story, I forget who wrote it, about a Christian missionary in the 1800s trying to convert a bunch of Native Americans. And one of them asked, naturally, what would have happened to them had they died without ever learning about Christ?

"You would have gone straight to Heaven, regardless of your sins" the missionary said. "God doesn't punish people who don't know about him."

"Then why are you telling me about him? Do you want me to go to Hell?" replied the guy, angrily.

Didn't the Mormons get around this by saying all your dead ancestors are in Mormon baby hell, but if you convert today (ACT FAST) you can do the secret ritual to upgrade them to okayish Mormon heaven?

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Multiple deranged, possibly world ending canditates have come dangerously close to being elected President because it's a two party system and you have to vote for one of us.

Not to discount the deranged people who managed to win, of course.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Multiple deranged, possibly world ending canditates have come dangerously close to being elected President because it's a two party system and you have to vote for one of us.

Not to discount the deranged people who managed to win, of course.

The US (like many countries) has a de facto one-party system as only one party is in power at any given time. And that party is the Republican party, regardless of who has the majority where. (That's what it means when they say it's not a democracy, it's a republic :razz:.)

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW8vBkKursE

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