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google THIS posted:The Anti-Vulcans. Basically a race of morons with backward beliefs and no self-awareness who try to come off as erudite and rational, also a lot of them wear fedoras Not a race that has reached warp travel, but exempted from the prime directive-- Federation says it's cool. "gently caress those insufferable nerds," was a direct quote in the ruling. |
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A haunted house tv series where they just go in with leaf blowers Oh man look at the readings that's really spooBHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Whuff, boof, gust. Flap. All clear ma'am! |
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A science project showing how basic bitches react with acidic bitches to produce salty bitches |
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What if the crowns that tyrants and rulers have always worn is mearly a future echo of the flying saucers that the tyranical alien races will arrive in to enslave us? e: oh God, it's not the fedorans is it? Does that mean that the crowns are also a future echo of the fedora? Unsettling. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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Prurient Squid posted:What if the crowns that tyrants and rulers have always worn is mearly a future echo of the flying saucers that the tyranical alien races will arrive in to enslave us? Then the camera zooms out and it was all a kid's birthday daydream. 
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google THIS posted:A science project showing how basic bitches react with acidic bitches to produce salty bitches |
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Ouija board but it's pronounced O-WEED-GEE and there's a Waouija that's even worse |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Ouija board but it's pronounced O-WEED-GEE and there's a Waouija that's even worse I don't know how I feel about these being the same joke but I definitely like each of these jokes! Warijuana |
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Yes yes but can you handle the Waaija board??? |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Ouija board but it's pronounced O-WEED-GEE and there's a Waouija that's even worse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw |
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Stoner Sloth posted:waluigi board Somebody actually made one: https://twitter.com/aeazel/status/1020707090292191232?s=19 |
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O drat nothing new under the sun I guess |
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Butty Buddies: it's the snack that's rear end! |
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*Knock knock* "New door, who dis?" |
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Ever had an Otter Pop?  someone otter pop you in the mouth you loving idiot! Omg they’re so good, like what are you even doing with your life? ---------------- |
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a Cleveland Steamer trunk inspiration for this joke was from pnac, thanks buddy |
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Cleveland paddle steamer? |
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Karate Bastard posted:A haunted house tv series where they just go in with leaf blowers google THIS posted:A science project showing how basic bitches react with acidic bitches to produce salty bitches
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This probably already exists, and if it doesn't it should... The Shipping Forecast. A podcast wherein the hosts discuss the hot new slash fiction of the day, and speculate on which fictional characters would make for a hot couple. |
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Jestery posted:I think our humor comes from different places I like this sketch with translation as the joke. https://youtu.be/foT9rsHmS24 |
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Finger Prince posted:This probably already exists, and if it doesn't it should... Yeah that's going to be an evergreen. |
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Oct 7, 2021 06:38
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Desire for self actualisation is gods way of telling you you have too much food. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Desire for self actualisation is gods way of telling you you have too much food. 
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Oct 7, 2021 17:56
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Yes, there can and should be more of me. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Desire for self actualisation is gods way of telling you you have too much food. I uh well, huh. |
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Ginkgo Byoba |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Ginkgo Byoba a non-FDA approved supplement that studies have shown leads to a 69% increase in chill and up to 420x the emptyquotes |
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also slip a little into your ABV capsules if you want to experience hammock kitty serenity |
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In the dystopia society has broken down and the new religion is that you gain salvation by clicking the box to show that you've read the terms and conditions. |
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Did you even read the terms and conditions bro? Yeah! Did you? (oooooooohhhhhhhh!) Uh.... Uh, yeah. I mean... uh |
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Prurient Squid posted:In the dystopia society has broken down and the new religion is that you gain salvation by clicking the box to show that you've read the terms and conditions. And now a reading from the Terms and Conditions, Section 2, Subsection b - Compliance: "Customer is responsible for any violations of the AUP, the Service Specific Terms, or Section [[2(g)]] (Restrictions), in each case caused by Customer, its agents and employees and those it authorizes to use the Specific Service its Customers , Partner Data, Applications, or Projects. Google reserves the right to review the Partner Data, Applications, and Projects for compliance with the AUP." Thus spake the Terms and Conditions, Amen. |
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Taken fom the original 1996 McDonalds.com website ( http://web.archive.org/web/19970113192605/http://www.mcdonalds.com/legal ) WTF???? The word You and the word Royal are trademarked by them? ----- TRADEMARK INFORMATION The following trademarks used herein are owned by the McDonald's corporation and its affiliates: McDonald's, Golden Arches, Golden Arches Logo, McDonaldland and the McDonaldland chracter names and designs, Filet-O-Fish, Big Mac, Egg McMuffin, McDonald's All American High School Jazz Band, Good Jobs For Good People, Quarter Pounder, Chicken McNuggets, Happy Meal, MacDonald's Racing Team Design, Ronald McDonald House, Ronald McDonald House Charities, RMHC, HACER, Have You Had Your Break Today?, McFamily, You Deserve A Break Today, McDonald's Is Your Kind Of Place, McNuggets, You, You're The One, Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepickles onionsonasesameseedbun, McDonald's Express, McDonald's Express Logo, Happy Meal Box Design, French Fry Box Design, McDonald's Earth Effort Logo, MCDirect Shares, 1-800-MC1-STCK, McRecycle USA, Hamburger University, Extra Value Meal, The House That Love Built, McGrilled Chicken Classic, Good Times Great Taste, McBurger, McRoyal, Royal, Hamburger Royal, McDonald's All American High School Basketball Team, HU, Great Breaks, What's on Your Plate, McKids, McBaby, AlwaysQuality Always Fun, McMemories, Mac Tonight, Mac Tonight Design, Speedee Logo, Ronald McDonald House Charities Design, Ronald McDonald House Design, Healthy Growing Up, World Famous Fries, Alchanset, The House That Love Built, McKids Logo, Mac Attack, Bolshoi Mac, Super Size, Lift Kids To A Better Tomorrow, McChicken, Sausage McMuffin, McDonald's Means Opportunity, Immunize for Healthy Lives, McDonald's All Star Racing Team, McRecycle USA All other trademarks are the property of the respective trademark owners. Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Oct 9, 2021 |
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Viginti Septem posted:Taken fom the original 1996 McDonalds.com website ( http://web.archive.org/web/19970113192605/http://www.mcdonalds.com/legal ) I suspect the trademarked term is "You, You're The One," yet another tragic ambiguity that could have been resolved with the appropriate use of semicolons remember people, Semicolons Save Lives
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Manifisto posted:I suspect the trademarked term is "You, You're The One," yet another tragic ambiguity that could have been resolved with the appropriate use of semicolons So it appears lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGR7XaETCk |
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someone forgets the phrase "fait accompli" and their mouth just says "cheese total" before their thoughts can catch up and everyone is really confused until finally someone makes the necessary logical leaps to understand why this is not based on real life but may bear some similarity to other situations from real life
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