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Cartoon Man posted:I always believe everything on the internet. If anybody could add a well-deserved  sunglasses drop on those monkeys it would be the pinnacle of funny gif's.
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When we were in our early 20s, on holiday, me and my friends decided to do the Centurion: take 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, one a minute, without puking. One guy tried to do it with bottles of mudslide instead. He didn't make it very far.
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Yeah the Centurion is something you should just do as the challenge that it is, as opposed to trying to fancy it up. It's eight beers in an hour and forty minutes; that's a lot of alcohol. There's always some idiot who wants to do tequila for every tenth shot or something equally stupid.
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Memento posted:Yeah the Centurion is something you should just do as the challenge that it is, as opposed to trying to fancy it up. It's eight beers in an hour and forty minutes; that's a lot of alcohol. There's always some idiot who wants to do tequila for every tenth shot or something equally stupid. gently caress, even a power hour (60 shots of beer in 60 min) is an accomplishment. It's not even the raw alcohol content, although a Centurion will get you hosed up. It's the raw volume of liquid and the bubbles in your gut. Most people I've seen pop during one have been from their bodies slapping the emergency pressure release valve.
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Cyrano4747 posted:gently caress, even a power hour (60 shots of beer in 60 min) is an accomplishment. I could do a Power Hour but I could never feel proud about it. It would just put my alcoholism on full display for the world to see.
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Desert Bus posted:I could do a Power Hour but I could never feel proud about it. It would just put my alcoholism on full display for the world to see. Yeah I'm simultaneously a huge guy and a 40 year old alcoholic so stuff like "I bet you can't drink a six pack in an hour" is really precious. Stay pure, college kids.
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Cyrano4747 posted:gently caress, even a power hour (60 shots of beer in 60 min) is an accomplishment. That's what happened with me. It's funny, at the time it didn't even occur to me how much alcohol it was for the timeframe, or even how much liquid. A shot seemed like such a small thing.
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Hyperlynx posted:That's what happened with me. You can really min/max your Power Hour by using vodka instead of beer (pls don't ever do this my poor liver).
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:Yeah I'm simultaneously a huge guy and a 40 year old alcoholic so stuff like "I bet you can't drink a six pack in an hour" is really precious. Years ago went to America for Blizzcon, and the yank who got us tickets decided he wanted to come out drinking with us Aussies one night. He did not keep up with us. I think I have a video of him coming out bowling with us afterwards and effectively falling over as he bowls and almost smashing his head into the ground. Poor bastard was a really nice bloke as well, but don't drink with Aussies or Canadians on tour  Desert Bus posted:You can really min/max your Power Hour by using vodka instead of beer (pls don't ever do this my poor liver). Speed running the Power Hour via alcohol content 
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Infinitum posted:Speed running the Power Hour via alcohol content The best jokes come from a place of truth and holy poo poo how am I still alive?
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15 years ago 6 beers would have been nothing. These days, if I lose track and have four glasses of wine with dinner I feel like absolute poo poo for days. World is a gently caress.
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Oct 7, 2021 04:41
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Oof y'all's livers are hosed.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Oof y'all's livers are hosed. LOL
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I took part in a drinking game with a bunch of guys in rural Malaysia, I don't think they were prepared for how much us Canadians could handle. And there's no way of knowing how much we actually consumed, because it was all home-made rice wine in torso-sized clay jars.
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When I was working in Laos the local bar owner would get in more beer on the night before the Australian crew was rotating out of country, otherwise we would drink the place completely dry. As a country, we have a serious problem that we are absolutely not going to confront.
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I went through the effort of making several video power hour compilations (the 60 shots of beer in an hour one) before youtube even had reasonable clips. I still have some of my classic ones.
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Memento posted:Yeah the Centurion is something you should just do as the challenge that it is, as opposed to trying to fancy it up. It's eight beers in an hour and forty minutes; that's a lot of alcohol. There's always some idiot who wants to do tequila for every tenth shot or something equally stupid.
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I never got the appeal of having a high tolerance for alcohol, besides some macho posturing stuff. I want to get shitfaced, and I want it to happen fast, cheap and tasty!
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evobatman posted:[...] I want it to happen fast, cheap and tasty! Sorry, you can only have two of those.
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Foxfire_ posted:It's about 4.5 L of liquid, which is much larger than typical max stomach volume, and stomach doesn't empty that fast. It physically doesn't fit in most people, even if it's just water. Beer is magic. I can see multiple people downing eight beers in 1:40 in any given pub after pensions have rolled in.
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Foxfire_ posted:It's about 4.5 L of liquid, which is much larger than typical max stomach volume, and stomach doesn't empty that fast. It physically doesn't fit in most people, even if it's just water. Yeah it's just way too much of anything
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Oh that's just loving rank. What kind of sick gently caress drinks Bundaberg rum?
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Interrupting beer chat for MRIs of babies.
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One of the girls at Mums work was inconsolable after she went out at lunch to get an MRI while she was pregnant. Like full on wailing in the office levels of inconsolable. Became convinced her baby was loving ugly, and the above examples were how it was going to look. Mum came home pissing herself laughing at the end of the day.
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She's giving birth to Jolly Roger.
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Rough way to find out you're a They Live ghoul.
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LostCosmonaut posted:At some point I want to try advocaat, but every time I get close the rest of my brain tells me no. If it helps, drinking Advocaat is a lot like drinking a thin and spicy instant vanilla pudding. (It probably will not help)
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Nubian Sasquatch posted:If it helps, drinking Advocaat is a lot like drinking a thin and spicy instant vanilla pudding. Advocaat tastes great, but one time I bought a bottle where it was so thick that I had to coax it into the glass like how you pat ketchup out of a bottle in a diner. Ruminating on that image kinda spoiled all enthusiasm for the general endeavor.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Rough way to find out you're a They Live ghoul.  There's a reason we choose not to scroll that far forward in coronal view. 
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Some people have a talent for freezing the peristaltic action and just pouring poo poo down their throats. Wonder if that could be useful in other ways.Megillah Gorilla posted:Interrupting beer chat for MRIs of babies. ACK ! ACK!
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PainterofCrap posted:Some people have a talent for freezing the peristaltic action and just pouring poo poo down their throats. Wonder if that could be useful in other ways. Oh poo poo sword swallowing derail incoming!
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i assume they were talking about people reskilling as a pelican with the way the economy is going, it's certainly worth considering
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PainterofCrap posted:Some people have a talent for freezing the peristaltic action and just pouring poo poo down their throats. Wonder if that could be useful in other ways. Swallowing an entire bowl of jelly in one go
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