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- Wedding Crashers and 40 Year Old Virgin are miserable movies that feel like they were made on a different planet - Moonraker isn't bad because the silly premise somehow goes too far for super-serious spy franchise James Bond. It's bad because it's boring as poo poo - Putting Nicolas Cage in something can only do so much and doesn't automatically make a bad movie into a "so bad it's good" movie - as amazing and iconic as Hard Boiled is, it's probably not John Woo's best Hong Kong production (I'd give that to A Better Tomorrow or The Killer) and Hard Target/Face Off give it a run for its money
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:42 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:41 |
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-THE GOONIES is an absolute trash bin of a movie. -POLTERGEIST is overrated as poo poo. -I appreciated the big blue penis in WATCHMEN
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:55 |
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superhero movies are all trash, no exceptions (no i will not watch your favourite one because it's "actually a really good film")
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:13 |
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Star Wars has always been bad. It was just fresh in the 70s when it was new.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:14 |
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Leonardo dicaprio is a squinty eyed overactor and ruins allot of scorsese films
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:14 |
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Unless you have Keanu, training an actor to be a martial artist has been a consistently worse choice than having a martial artist/body builder learn to act Casting Schwarzenegger and Van Damme as Americans and not explaining their weird accents was a feature, not a bug
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:27 |
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michael bay's Pain & Gain was the only good movie of the last decade e: Sicario was pretty good too
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:30 |
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A movie is just a video game where it's never your turn
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:30 |
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Icochet posted:A movie is just a video game where it's never your turn This is genuinely how I feel about superhero movies If I wanted to watch bad video game cutscenes I'd play a video game and mash buttons during the cutscenes until it let me play
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:31 |
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Shrek is loving poo poo and the reason everyone likes it is because the internet told them they do
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:32 |
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Lord of the Rings was dumbed down bullshit and laid the groundwork for everything under the sun becoming ~a franchise~ with spinoffs and funkopops and never should have happened, and I don't hold the book in any particular esteem as high literature or something so not even dumbed down from much at that.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:57 |
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Roman Polanski something something.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:08 |
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People who say Dalton (and to a much lesser extent, Lazenby) was a bad Bond are probably just repeating something their dad said
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:09 |
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The vast, vast majority of movies don't need to be more than 2 hours long.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:10 |
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A movie is just a book where every page has molested someone
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:10 |
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Books are better than movies because you can burn them or wipe your rear end with them when you are done.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:15 |
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Watchmen was fine A bunch of Kevin Smith's movies are fine Jean-Luc Godard is overrated as gently caress and Breathless is the most boring poo poo imaginable and remains the only movie that ever put me to sleep All About Eve is terrible, annoying poo poo Wes Anderson's movies are insufferable
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:17 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Lord of the Rings was dumbed down bullshit and laid the groundwork for everything under the sun becoming ~a franchise~ with spinoffs and funkopops and never should have happened, and I don't hold the book in any particular esteem as high literature or something so not even dumbed down from much at that. Bad Taste is much, much better than anything Peter Jackson did for the rest of his career
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:22 |
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Good soup! posted:Watchmen was fine Reading this post was like sinking into hell. It started fine but just got more and more wrong the further it went.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:22 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Reading this post was like sinking into hell. It started fine but just got more and more wrong the further it went. lmao at enjoying a wes anderson film
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:24 |
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pretty soft girl posted:Unless you have Keanu, training an actor to be a martial artist has been a consistently worse choice than having a martial artist/body builder learn to act I was with you 100% on the OP but now you've gone too far
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:27 |
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Italo horror sucks, the lighting and rude makeup rules
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:29 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:superhero movies are all trash, no exceptions (no i will not watch your favourite one because it's "actually a really good film") the taika watiti one though
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:30 |
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Clerks 2 was funny, so it was good.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:31 |
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uncut gems was better than green book and adam sandler did a better job than rami malek in bohemian rhapsody (which also kinda sucked). that film was robbed by not even getting so much as a nom
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:38 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:uncut gems was better than green book and adam sandler did a better job than rami malek in bohemian rhapsody (which also kinda sucked). that film was robbed by not even getting so much as a nom whoa this is really out on a limb get this - I like Godfather 2 even BETTER than part 1
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:39 |
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I don't want to watch an rear end in a top hat cut of Cats
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:40 |
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It's the better film.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:40 |
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Easy implementation of CGI to do anything you want tempts directors to make effects shots boring, weightless, and masturbatory - especially when it comes to establishing shots of a location. Pointless floating, spinny camera makes you lose spatial perception.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:46 |
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Battlefield Earth is a very fun movie, I have a good time whenever I watch it
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:47 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Roman Polanski something something. Go crazy?
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:47 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Lord of the Rings was dumbed down bullshit and laid the groundwork for everything under the sun becoming ~a franchise~ with spinoffs and funkopops and never should have happened, and I don't hold the book in any particular esteem as high literature or something so not even dumbed down from much at that. It's extremely dumbed down from the books. Batman Begins was pretty solid but the next two were awful
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:48 |
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Sometimes cheap knock offs are better than the celebrated originals they're ripping off. Strike Commando is a much more fun movie than First Blood Part 2 and it's not even close The Crow is the second, maybe third best Brandon Lee movie
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:48 |
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Under the Tuscan Sun is better than any Judd Apatow Movie. Chris Pratt loving sucks. Actors used to be on the same societal level as prostitutes and honestly we should go back to that except with more respect for prostitutes. Tom Hanks is not good.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:52 |
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Cinema peaked with Hunt for the Wilderpeople Marvel movies are all trash, except Iron Man 1
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:54 |
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Freddy Got Fingered is the best film Video below starts at the right part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEn3wcpNsg8&t=536s
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:55 |
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Movies should bring back overtures and intermissions. Unironically. Hans Zimmer wrote one soundtrack and keeps reusing it without anyone noticing. Vanilla Sky is excellent.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:55 |
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Good soup! posted:
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:55 |
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HD DAD posted:Movies should bring back overtures and intermissions. Unironically. Hans Zimmer rules because he'll write one thing and then ruin music for decades because everyone will try to imitate that one thing
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hereditary was not a good movie
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