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Imagine meeting someone who is in literally any position of authority, and then learning that their name is Pimpley Dudeson. “Mr. Dudeson?” “Nonsense, call me Pimpley!” “N… no, thank you.”
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Oct 8, 2021 04:40
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None of those are as bad as Elon Musko and his Grimy bride's name for their terrible spawn.
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Oct 8, 2021 04:47
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Sonic Dude posted:Imagine meeting someone who is in literally any position of authority, and then learning that their name is Pimpley Dudeson. That's either going to be the least effectual person ever, or we're going to see ourselves in a Boy Named Sue situation and they end up being a navy seal.
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Oct 8, 2021 04:48
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That's gotta be a joke right? The KKK is just too on the nose
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Oct 8, 2021 05:29
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Sonic Dude posted:Imagine meeting someone who is in literally any position of authority, and then learning that their name is Pimpley Dudeson. This is just England
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Oct 8, 2021 05:37
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Oct 8, 2021 07:16
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A lot of these things remind me of Pogs
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Oct 8, 2021 07:21
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Oct 8, 2021 07:25
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Whoever the idiot in this is, it's probably not the person who managed to get a captive audience of 161k kids who have been proven to be loose with money in one fell swoop. Or well, they're probably still an idiot, because it's crypto, but it's an incredibly ballsy move. https://twitter.com/cryptodarumaX/status/1446299850966855685
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Ibblebibble posted:Whoever the idiot in this is, it's probably not the person who managed to get a captive audience of 161k kids who have been proven to be loose with money in one fell swoop. Or well, they're probably still an idiot, because it's crypto, but it's an incredibly ballsy move.   lol
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Oct 8, 2021 08:26
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Memento posted:That's either going to be the least effectual person ever, or we're going to see ourselves in a Boy Named Sue situation and they end up being a navy seal. every time this song comes up I can’t help but think of the sequel, don’t look it up if you don’t want to retroactively dislike shel silverstein of all people
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Oct 8, 2021 08:28
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Anora posted:https://twitter.com/themiabyte/status/1446156981933387781 Someone needs to make a graph showing at what level of wealth each comedian has became poo poo. It's like they get to a certain wealth and writing jokes that still punch up becomes too hard so they just do a 180 and start punching down instead.
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Rockman Reserve posted:every time this song comes up I can’t help but think of the sequel, don’t look it up if you don’t want to retroactively dislike shel silverstein of all people Mega Comrade posted:Someone needs to make a graph showing at what level of wealth each comedian has became poo poo. It's like they get to a certain wealth and writing jokes that still punch up becomes too hard so they just do a 180 and start punching down instead.
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Oct 8, 2021 08:38
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Comedians love to mythologize their early days when they were booed off stage every night and had to scribble down jokes on napkins between bussing tables. I think they like telling those stories because A) that actually happened and they feel like they've collected enough misery points to make someone else's life miserable Or B) it didn't actually happen, but it's a good enough story to make themselves seem like underdogs and it justifies whatever bigoted viewpoint they have.
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Oct 8, 2021 09:12
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Hmmm "made up words" huh? Like literally every loving language ever, you outdated fossil?
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Oct 8, 2021 10:03
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The word email didn’t exist when my mom was a kid therefore it is made up and in this unhinged screed I’ll
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Oct 8, 2021 10:38
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teen witch posted:The word email didn’t exist when my mom was a kid therefore it is made up and in this unhinged screed I’ll ACTUALLY it's an archaic (in English) word for enamel so it did exist when ur mum was a kid in the 1800s. 
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Oct 8, 2021 10:47
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I'm pretty sure this is all just scammy garbage but there's always this little voice in my brain that says it's just because I don't understand it. Can someone reassure me that this is indeed nothing but scammy garbage? And just as a side note, the art, especially the animals, seems to be consistently nauseating.
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Oct 8, 2021 10:52
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3D Megadoodoo posted:ACTUALLY it's an archaic (in English) word for enamel so it did exist when ur mum was a kid in the 1800s. Look just because we witch folk age differently doesn’t mean it’s bad
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Oct 8, 2021 10:56
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Local Weather posted:I'm pretty sure this is all just scammy garbage but there's always this little voice in my brain that says it's just because I don't understand it. Can someone reassure me that this is indeed nothing but scammy garbage? Here’s how NFTs work, roughly. I put a picture of something in an envelope. You pay me enough money to buy a car, and I burn a stack of old tires to needlessly pollute. After the tire burning ceremony is over I give you a piece of paper that says “Local Weather totally owns the picture in this envelope I have” and I publish a notice so everybody can see that you bought the contents of that envelope from me. You do not get the envelope. You do not get a say in what I do with the envelope. If I want to take the lovely animal picture that was originally in the envelope out and replace it with goatse, I can do that. If I want to just light it on fire, I can do that. You do not own the item. You own the receipt. Khizan has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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Oct 8, 2021 11:18
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teen witch posted:The word email didn’t exist when my mom was a kid therefore it is made up and in this unhinged screed I’ll I’m telling Shiva Ayyadurai you slandered him and he’s going to sue you for all the moneys.
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Oct 8, 2021 11:40
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Khizan posted:Here’s how NFTs work, roughly. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6964057494255619334
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Oct 8, 2021 11:44
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Khizan posted:Here’s how NFTs work, roughly. Also, anyone can make one of those receipts for any envelope. At no point anywhere in this chain is anyone required to actually own the thing the receipt says they own.
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Oct 8, 2021 11:46
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The whole basis of "value" for all this crypto poo poo is the "blockchain" which as far as I understand is basically the transaction log for the particular currency you are using, and is continually mathematically ratified by a critical majority of all of the users of the cryptocurrency, that being the "crypto" part you have a pile of computers doing a pile of complex maths to create this mexican standoff of computing power so nobody can (in theory) just modify the communal ledger arbitrarily. The problem is 1. this wastes a gigantic amount of electricity all of the sake of just not having a bank, i.e a central ledger keeping authority which is controlled by the government and what stops them doing fraud crimes is just normal human concepts of checks and balances and regulation etc. Instead we have to constantly use power to create "decentralized" authority. Also 2. turns out computing power is actually quite centralized and it would actually be fairly easy for state or sufficiently equipped private actors to divert enough processing power to seize control of most currencies if they were so inclined, or to form a cartel to manipulate it, so what you have actually created is a completely anonymous and unregulated central bank that runs on a giant pile of burning tyres.
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As has been said; if it doesn't make any sense, then it's been explained correctly. I said before it's pretty much homeopathy or Sovereign Citizen thought applied to computers and economics rather than medicine or law; fancy useless doodads and fast-talk designed to look and sound appealing to the bored, desperate, and stupid, hitting just the right point of Dunning-Kruger to get people invested, even before they've literally put money into it and it starts being a sunk cost monetarily and socially.
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Oct 8, 2021 11:54
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 She needs to go outside and cast Touch Grass.
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Oct 8, 2021 11:58
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If you have magic powers and you don't dress like a witch/wizard just to gently caress with people that's a deficiency on your part IMO.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
They'd be like 40 000 times cooler* if they did wear a tall pointy hat etc. *) 40 000 x 0 is still 0 but 
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Re NFTs: Also everyone in the world can get copies of what’s in the envelope and use it however they’d like
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Oct 8, 2021 12:02
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OwlFancier posted:The whole basis of "value" for all this crypto poo poo is the "blockchain" which as far as I understand is basically the transaction log for the particular currency you are using, and is continually mathematically ratified by a critical majority of all of the users of the cryptocurrency, that being the "crypto" part you have a pile of computers doing a pile of complex maths to create this mexican standoff of computing power so nobody can (in theory) just modify the communal ledger arbitrarily. Yeah number 2. is called "double spending" or a "51% attack" and it's happened a bunch of times
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Vib Rib posted:Too late curiosity got the best of me, also holy fuckin' oof, I kept reading it thinking "oh this must be self-parody" and maybe it is, but the last few lines crashed and burned and there were no survivors. Wow, turns out it was even worse than I expected. 
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Oct 8, 2021 12:25
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sick of Applebees posted:That's gotta be a joke right? Yeah it's a joke, it's got Thalium on there, which is the medicine that causes flipper babies iirc.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
That's such a powerful nose that I believe her witchy claims. But she should definitely dress up in a witch hat and witchy costumes because it's fun and cool, and probaaaaaaably not threaten to hex/curse literal children for liking witches?
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Oct 8, 2021 12:29
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
Yeah I’d like to acknowledge a few non-white pagan, shamanic, esoteric and otherwise deemed “occult” groups that perhaps would like a word with her about this oppression. She needs to hop off the stake and recognize that without the western definition of witchcraft (which is just a jumble of European non-Christian traditions in some form of stew), she’d probably not find her way to a path, whether left or right hand or one directly up that idiot maw of hers. Pop culture saved Wicca from rotting out in the 60s and 70s I really hope this is just a fake but I know far too many Wiccans who need to reorganize their priorities. No, no eye of newt in the salad, thanks.
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Oct 8, 2021 12:39
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Skwirl posted:Yeah it's a joke, it's got Thalium on there, which is the medicine that causes flipper babies iirc. No, that's one of the dwarves from the hobbit.
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Oct 8, 2021 12:40
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OwlFancier posted:No, that's one of the dwarves from the hobbit. Your thinking of Thorin. They are talking about the norse thunder god.
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Josef bugman posted:Your thinking of Thorin. They are talking about the norse thunder god. Uh no you fool, Ra’s daughter. Y’know, the one in Arrow
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