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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


My "if I won the Euromillions" pick after sorting out myself and my family and friends is I'd buy this derelict office block at the end of my street (which a local kid fell off and died recently), turn it into decent flats and make them available to homeless or otherwise precarious people at a peppercorn rent to enable them to get their poo poo together with a safe place to be and an address etc. No obligation to move out at any particular point.



e:

fuctifino posted:

If I won £100m, I'd spend most of it on property and become a landlord

Which I'd then transfer to a trust and lease out on fully protected tenancies for a peppercorn rent

:hfive:

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Does anyone have experience with old unibody macbook keyboards? Spilled a small drop of coffee on the right hand side (cursor keys mainly). It seemed fine when I wiped it down but now for some reason the left shift, alt and ctrl keys seem dead (external USB keyboard works so I reckon it's definitely hardware). Can't do the PRAM / SMC reset as it's now running Linux.

Hoping it isn't buggered as was thinking I could maybe squeeze a few more years of life out of it.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



sebzilla posted:

My "if I won the Euromillions" pick after sorting out myself and my family and friends is I'd buy this derelict office block at the end of my street (which a local kid fell off and died recently), turn it into decent flats and make them available to homeless or otherwise precarious people at a peppercorn rent to enable them to get their poo poo together with a safe place to be and an address etc. No obligation to move out at any particular point.



e:

:hfive:

A great ambition. I've often pondered similar and wondered what the absolute minimum you could make on renovating/building homes is to keep perpetually making good affordable housing as a non-profit.

That said, I have never actually bought a Euromillions ticket.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

keep punching joe posted:

Does anyone have experience with old unibody macbook keyboards? Spilled a small drop of coffee on the right hand side (cursor keys mainly). It seemed fine when I wiped it down but now for some reason the left shift, alt and ctrl keys seem dead (external USB keyboard works so I reckon it's definitely hardware). Can't do the PRAM / SMC reset as it's now running Linux.

Hoping it isn't buggered as was thinking I could maybe squeeze a few more years of life out of it.
If you spill liquid on a keyboard you should unplug it and let it dry out fully (or use a hair dryer). Any liquid still inside the keyboard when used could have permanently hosed internal connections.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

Sig separator is "-- "

:wrong:

It's "--
"

The newline is important, and clients that got it wrong in either posting or reading would get laughed out of the cool kids club on Usenet. You'll *never* know my opinions about whether Kirk or Picard is better with that sort of scrub newsreader. Next you'll be telling me you don't even know how to sacrifice the goat to post in the monastery.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

I'd get a great big turnip in the country.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

goddamnedtwisto posted:

:wrong:

It's "--
"

The newline is important, and clients that got it wrong in either posting or reading would get laughed out of the cool kids club on Usenet. You'll *never* know my opinions about whether Kirk or Picard is better with that sort of scrub newsreader. Next you'll be telling me you don't even know how to sacrifice the goat to post in the monastery.

Well of course you can't put the sig on the same loving line as the separator. That's what the separator is for.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

goddamnedtwisto posted:

:wrong:

It's "--
"

The newline is important, and clients that got it wrong in either posting or reading would get laughed out of the cool kids club on Usenet. You'll *never* know my opinions about whether Kirk or Picard is better with that sort of scrub newsreader. Next you'll be telling me you don't even know how to sacrifice the goat to post in the monastery.

Picard

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Sisko

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

If I win hundreds of millions I’d set up a fund to just give money to homeless people. We all know that giving them money does a lot more to help than any other measure and is probably cheaper to boot, I could probably end homelessness in Leeds and provide a concrete example of what could be done if the government committed funds to it

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Fair

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Brexit was David Cameron's long-term master plan to make every single person in Britain gently caress a pig

https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1446129624501534732?t=CS_F34eOTwyZHNw1XEDKpA&s=19

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

Well of course you can't put the sig on the same loving line as the separator. That's what the separator is for.

Well that was where the confusion came in because it *seemed* so obvious that quite a few clients didn't actually check for the newline directly after the dashdashspace or for it being the only thing on the line, causing hilarious hijinks everywhere from programming language discussion to literature quotes (and also leading some wags to use a dashdashspace in their From: lines, making it impossible for them to be quoted properly).

Then later Windows clients got confused between ANSI and ASCII newlines (a problem that still exists to this day), which made it all the more confusing.

I tell you Usenet was just a laugh a minute back in the day, I still chuckle when I remember posting to demon.local with a single space in the 5th line of my .sig - they never knew, teehee!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
If I had £00m I would buy a big warehouse and fill it with bog roll:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/toilet-paper-production-restricted-because-21788143

quote:

Toilet paper production may have to be restricted because of energy costs

Toilet paper and food packaging could be hit by soaring energy costs as firms restrict production to protect their finances, industry bosses have warned.

The chief of the Confederation of Paper Industries called for a “temporary winter cost containment measure” to help companies in the sector with costs going “through the roof”.

And the UK’s ceramics sector said some businesses could be forced to shut down production due to high energy costs.

The warnings came after wholesale gas prices surged to a record high on Wednesday, although they dropped back after Russian President Vladimir Putin said the country would stabilise the market.

etc


But seriously, I'd have to think of a way of doing 'something' about housing and food security.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/DominicPenna/status/1446169998888738824

https://twitter.com/JozefPFurReal/status/1446408357598879752

It never happened, ignore the video of the things that were reported happening.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
lmao open goal question and still refuses to take a stance.

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1446372287922516005?t=S7XNCJ40OAee59_eJrXv0Q

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
if i won the lottery I would buy everyone in this thread a tesla.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

if i won the lottery I would buy everyone in this thread a tesla.

Yeah I'd probably use my money to kill people too.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters




Won't someone think of the weapons sales!

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
More starmer news

https://twitter.com/itssophiemorris/status/1446450178437914626?t=CsRUuNf5hH7Nyj5uCfx8PA

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

the sex ghost posted:

If one hypothetically did come into a hundred million quid what would be the best way to use it for the benefit of the most people?

Plant a fuckload of trees, maybe even several fuckloads

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Got to love noted human rights lawyer Sir Keir Starmer QC "no comment"ing on Saudi sanitising their abuses by buying up Newcastle United.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

"K for Kier"
Thanks for clearing that one up.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Dial K for Kunt

Brofessor Slayton
Jan 1, 2012

VideoGames posted:

"K for Kier"
Thanks for clearing that one up.

Nice try, Keith.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Fuckin' liar, everyone knows he's a ketamine fiend

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Looke posted:

I'd spend the money digging thatcher up to make sure she was definately dead

Why stop there? The dug up a Pope and put him on trial, why not a PM?

You'd still get more out of questioning her skeleton than a BBC reporter gets out of Boris.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Just to be clear, 'special' is or was used by young folk as a particular kind of slur in this country as well, right?

Also where's 'peppercorn' from, like I get the use in the two times people used it above but what's the origin

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Kellogs factories are on strike in the US.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Chubby Henparty posted:

Just to be clear, 'special' is or was used by young folk as a particular kind of slur in this country as well, right?

Also where's 'peppercorn' from, like I get the use in the two times people used it above but what's the origin

Yes, special means 'special' here too

And its a peppercorn because peppercorns are very small, it's only intended as a symbolic demonstration of a financial relationship and not intended to be paid

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Chubby Henparty posted:


Also where's 'peppercorn' from, like I get the use in the two times people used it above but what's the origin

Originally, tenants paid a literal peppercorn as a nominal amount

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


ta :)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Chubby Henparty posted:

Also where's 'peppercorn' from, like I get the use in the two times people used it above but what's the origin

Peppercorns. It's literal.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
So about £500pcm by the end of next year then?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Brofessor Slayton posted:

Nice try, Keith.

Kieth.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Zalakwe posted:

Won't someone think of the weapons sales!

Spineless sack of poo poo. Saudi Arabia is such a disgusting country that he shouldn't have even thought about that issue for longer than a second before coming out against it.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Chubby Henparty posted:

Just to be clear, 'special' is or was used by young folk as a particular kind of slur in this country as well, right?

Also where's 'peppercorn' from, like I get the use in the two times people used it above but what's the origin

As explained it is literally 'a peppercorn' - still used today for exceptionally long leases. It's because there has to be some sort of 'consideration' for a lease - ground rent. For many flat leases it is perhaps £100 pa or £500 pa or whatever. For extremely long leases eg mine is 999 years (I think!) it is essentially zero but for technical legal reasons it can't BE zero so it's a peppercorn. Noone's sent the bailiffs in for my peppercorn yet, though I do have a box in the kitchen :)

It's sort of like the difference between 'exempt from VAT' and 'VAT rate 0%' both are the same in effect but there is a technical difference - I'm not well versed in VAT but I think if it's set at 0% it could go up, whereas exempt means it is really 0.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

therattle posted:

Spineless sack of poo poo. Saudi Arabia is such a disgusting country that he shouldn't have even thought about that issue for longer than a second before coming out against it.

Keith is just pleased the club went to another billionaire rather than any kind of socialist supporters' trust

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

It's sort of like the difference between 'exempt from VAT' and 'VAT rate 0%' both are the same in effect but there is a technical difference - I'm not well versed in VAT but I think if it's set at 0% it could go up, whereas exempt means it is really 0.
The difference there is in how you charge and claim back VAT, a tax on the value added.

So if I make shirts as a VAT registered business, I pay 20% VAT on the cloth and thread, claim that back, and charge 20% VAT on the finished shirts and submit that to HMRC as part of my accounts and tax payments, but if I make children's shirts I pay 20% VAT on the cloth and thread, claim that back, and charge 0% VAT on the finished shirts, which I record in my accounts.

VAT exempt goods I don't record any tax for the sale of the goods (there's a difference between not recording tax and recording zero tax) but also can't claim any credit for VAT paid on inputs to produce it.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
When my brother used to manage properties for Leeds council he had a tenant who would literally post the council a single peppercorn every year.

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