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Frankston posted:Can someone explain the Newcastle can thing to me please It's because Newcastle is an anagram for Canwestle
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Also remember that nobody who's any good wants to live in the north-east, to the extent that Roy Keane had a moan on tv about players wives not wanting to move to Sunderland, and Michael Owen flew to training every day in a helicopter from Cheshire instead Don't get me wrong, if you can get Brazilians to sign for Dynamo Arstotzka then they'll go to Newcastle (particularly if you tell Adriano that there's a Greggs on every corner), but Mbappe may be less keen
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and yes I do remember when Ravanelli and Juninho went to Middlesbrough, but there wasn't Google Street View then, so that doesn't count
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OoohU posted:Sad that the newcastle fans are thinking it'll be the next PSG/City/Chelsea but in reality it'll probably be closer to Ashton Villa, complete with getting relegated next year and dipping into the championship for a few years before bouncing back up on the backs of a few youth talents or worse off maybe even doing a QPR in that they'll buy overpriced washouts from big clubs give them loads of wages for mediocrity and then when KSA realizes the investment isn't paying dividends left to dither along in mediocrity. Comedy answer: lighten up and crack open a can Serious answer: think most Newcastle fans would be fine with more money spent on the training ground, keeping hold of players and not just running the club on fumes for a bit
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Oct 8, 2021 16:11
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I don’t think people understand just how much of a oval office Ashley is
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FullLeatherJacket posted:and yes I do remember when Ravanelli and Juninho went to Middlesbrough, but there wasn't Google Street View then, so that doesn't count Them were the days op 
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OoohU posted:Sad that the newcastle fans are thinking it'll be the next PSG/City/Chelsea but in reality it'll probably be closer to Ashton Villa, complete with getting relegated next year and dipping into the championship for a few years before bouncing back up on the backs of a few youth talents or worse off maybe even doing a QPR in that they'll buy overpriced washouts from big clubs give them loads of wages for mediocrity and then when KSA realizes the investment isn't paying dividends left to dither along in mediocrity. where is this copy pasted from and also wrong thread.
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Oct 8, 2021 16:18
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Seems like a lot of bitter people ITT now Newcastle are cool and good again
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Oct 8, 2021 16:24
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CyberPingu posted:Seems like a lot of bitter people ITT now Newcastle are cool and good again Looking forward to a couple of comedy 4-3s with your lot
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Oct 8, 2021 16:34
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Total Meatlove posted:I don’t think people understand just how much of a oval office Ashley is getting the players off zero-hours contracts will probably do wonders for the club
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tetsuo posted:where is this copy pasted from and also wrong thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8fhccACnDY I'm simply cracking open a can and pouring the gravy.
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Oct 8, 2021 16:45
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If Marcello Lippi and Fabio Capello could go to China for a payday and if Manchester City can throw enough money at people to come to a club that in spite of years of success earns the moniker "The Emptihad," then I think Newcastle's not going to have any problems convincing anyone to go to the northeast if they choose to do the same.
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Oct 8, 2021 16:54
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Is there anyone still in China who fancies a go in the prem Hulk would go down an absolute treat on Tyneside
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Oct 8, 2021 16:59
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Who will be their Robinho?
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the sex ghost posted:Is there anyone still in China who fancies a go in the prem Think Oscar's one of the few that's still there.
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the sex ghost posted:Is there anyone still in China who fancies a go in the prem Hulk's tearing up Brazil now. Paulinho recently did a stint at a Saudi club so maybe he would go to Newcastle.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Who will be their Robinho? There isn't a better Newcastle team they can dupe a "Robinho" into thinking he's signing for
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:There isn't a better Newcastle team they can dupe a "Robinho" into thinking he's signing for The agent could tell him he's signing for Juventus.
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the sex ghost posted:Can't wait to see where he ends up next. Sports Direct@Pride Park please https://www.gaa.ie/news/cork-gaa-announce-five-year-sponsorship-deal-with-sports-direct/
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Who will be their Robinho?
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:Looking forward to a couple of comedy 4-3s with your lot I'm sure we could do that without the Saudi takeover tbh
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I bet Newcastle could lure Gabriel Barbosa from Flamengo over. Never had a real shot for Inter and was kinda poo poo when he did get his few chances but he’s a monster in the Brazilian league now. That’s the kind of signing I expect them to start with. Give it 4 or 5 years for the real money to start flowing.
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OoohU posted:Sad that the newcastle fans are thinking it'll be the next PSG/City/Chelsea but in reality it'll probably be closer to Ashton Villa, complete with getting relegated next year and dipping into the championship for a few years before bouncing back up on the backs of a few youth talents or worse off maybe even doing a QPR in that they'll buy overpriced washouts from big clubs give them loads of wages for mediocrity and then when KSA realizes the investment isn't paying dividends left to dither along in mediocrity. Stfu bitch
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Gigi Galli posted:I bet Newcastle could lure Gabriel Barbosa from Flamengo over. Never had a real shot for Inter and was kinda poo poo when he did get his few chances but he’s a monster in the Brazilian league now. That’s the kind of signing I expect them to start with. Give it 4 or 5 years for the real money to start flowing. It’ll be money moves for players that Spanish and Italian teams are scared of doing a Donnarumma with, and comedy Arsenal players. Kroos for £60m, Aubameyang on a free.
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Vegetable posted:It’s gonna be Vinicius, I just know it Vinicius is actually really good though
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I can already see the Zaha/Kepa/Ake/Soucek/Sterling Summer 2022 transfer window taking shape.
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Oct 8, 2021 19:31
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So many posters appear to be mad, bigly mad, that Newcastle are cool and good and mega rich and their clubs are fail and bad just like them. Many such cases. Sad!
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:So many posters appear to be mad, bigly mad, that Newcastle are cool and good and mega rich and their clubs are fail and bad just like them. Many such cases. Sad! You’ve got my support and my posts on your side my bianconeri comrade https://twitter.com/realdonagnelli/status/1446233459329019908?s=21
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We've received iron clad assurances from the PL that KSA will not be involved in the running of NUFC and, furthermore, all the lads PIF sent over passed the O&D test with flying colors. I mean, what more do you want?
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an_mutt posted:I can already see the Zaha/Kepa/Ake/Soucek/Sterling Summer 2022 transfer window taking shape. this is a good list of predictions, remember when man city went through and basically bought 1-2 players from every top half side? adebayor, nasri, milner, lescott, tevez, etc
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Also remember that nobody who's any good wants to live in the north-east, to the extent that Roy Keane had a moan on tv about players wives not wanting to move to Sunderland, and Michael Owen flew to training every day in a helicopter from Cheshire instead Remember when Tevez decided he hated Manchester weather so went on unofficial strike. It's a lot colder on the Tyne in winter.
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EC10 posted:this is a good list of predictions, remember when man city went through and basically bought 1-2 players from every top half side? adebayor, nasri, milner, lescott, tevez, etc Roque Santa Cruz and Edin Dzeko are still playing and just waiting for a call
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Total Meatlove posted:It’ll be money moves for players that Spanish and Italian teams are scared of doing a Donnarumma with, and comedy Arsenal players. This is a good point; I wonder if Kessie would go there.
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Sign Aaron Ramsey. Please
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tetsuo posted:We've received iron clad assurances from the PL that KSA will not be involved in the running of NUFC and, furthermore, all the lads PIF sent over passed the O&D test with flying colors. I mean, what more do you want? You'd hope they'd pass the Oppression & Decapitation test.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Remember when Tevez decided he hated Manchester weather so went on unofficial strike. It's a lot colder on the Tyne in winter. With goosebumps like his I'd be reluctant to play too far north of the equator as well
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EC10 posted:this is a good list of predictions, remember when man city went through and basically bought 1-2 players from every top half side? adebayor, nasri, milner, lescott, tevez, etc Yeah this was basically what I was going for. Soucek would be the one signing who turns out to be useful and good; who would Newcastle's Kompany be? Who's the coolest obscure Football Manager wonderkid defender kicking around right now, Igor Diveev? Josko Gvardiol?
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How do the daft arabs feel about £2 trebles and big fat tits at sinners can anyone contact them for comment
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