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Skyscraper Raccoon
Jun 12, 2018

Started from the bottom, now we here

Frank Frank posted:

Is he really openly gay? I thought he has always danced around the subject.

He's pretty open about it in his book:

quote:

Single gay men are everywhere, you just need to have a good gaydar and it's a date! Arabs love white and fair-skinned men with light hair. You will never find my Canadian cousin, Brian, with soft blond hair, wandering in the streets of Riyadh unless he desires to get raped by the sexually suppressed predators. The Saudis will seduce you wherever you are! Lebanese men are also in the spotlight and highly favored by the neighbouring countries, describing them as the most beautiful men of the Middle East.

quote:

I found the search for available men a thrill in Montreal. I was certainly a brave, rebellious, and adventurous, but lost young man. The fire of ambition was there, never died! I turned to men for men chat sites to meet new singles. I went out clubbing every weekend in order to meet a stud and fall in love. I was forever drowned in this lifestyle for four years to come thinking that was the only single path to true love.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Blue Moonlight posted:


Also, I am certain that Nathen gave his parents a copy of the book and they put it on the bookshelf and have never, ever opened it.

I’m sure his father would love the horny for cousin chapter

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I am glad Nathen eventually met Garfield, his stud, so he could fall in love.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
I've heard from someone who lives in Dubai that like incest is pretty common around the gulf states, because you're not allowed to be around unmarried women except if they're family so... And it's not uncommon that a family has a son or a cousin or something who is pretty special, and they hide them from view.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

The copy on this book is truly incredible, I had forgotten (emphasis in the original):

This is some unhinged Atlantis Crystals type poo poo

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1446175501991747591?s=20

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Here we go again!

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Also youtuber Izzzyzzz did a video on our main garf man. I haven't watched it yet but her videos tend to be pretty good so it's probably a safe watch, but might be old news for most thread regulars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssi5lYD6gkM

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Oh wow, didn't know that. I wouldn't have guessed that from the title.

Also LOL you read Nathen's book.

hell i would if i had the time

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

So is Scooby Doo Eats just gone now?

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

sharknado slashfic posted:

So is Scooby Doo Eats just gone now?

Yeah, what's the status of Nathen's food items? Did the Scoob Lasagna make it into stores?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

sharknado slashfic posted:

So is Scooby Doo Eats just gone now?

meat may go away, but it can never die

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

CodfishCartographer posted:

Also youtuber Izzzyzzz did a video on our main garf man. I haven't watched it yet but her videos tend to be pretty good so it's probably a safe watch, but might be old news for most thread regulars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssi5lYD6gkM

lmao the girl who did this video is getting harassed by Nathan on twitter now

https://twitter.com/IzzzyzzzArt/status/1446222166744186881?s=20

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

CodfishCartographer posted:

lmao the girl who did this video is getting harassed by Nathan on twitter now

One of the rare cases where the poop runs around touching everyone.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

CodfishCartographer posted:

lmao the girl who did this video is getting harassed by Nathan on twitter now

https://twitter.com/IzzzyzzzArt/status/1446222166744186881?s=20

"Mneeow"

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Given the Garf Account seems to be liking pretty much every response to Izzy's tweet, I kinda wanna add this classic from 2019 to the thread. Mneeoow!

zenintrude posted:

First thing I saw... cool app would download again

:nws:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

EL BROMANCE posted:

Given the Garf Account seems to be liking pretty much every response to Izzy's tweet, I kinda wanna add this classic from 2019 to the thread. Mneeoow!

Jon's expression in the bottom right corner is :discourse:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Starting to think this guy isn't quite all there

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Mneow (sarcastic)

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm glad GarfieldEats chose to celebrate its return by harassing a 19-year-old on Twitter. #sarcasm

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Is this a cultural thing were romance between cousins is unproblematic? I wonder if anyone in his family has read his book where he writes proudly about planning erotic sleepovers with his shy cousin, then segues to how his uncle secretly married his own stepdaughter

In some cultures cousin marriage is definitely a lot less frowned upon. And as you can see from this map from Wikipedia, the rates of cousin marriage worldwide are highest in MENA and India

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

I'm glad GarfieldEats chose to celebrate its return by harassing a 19-year-old on Twitter. #sarcasm

Teenager on YouTube destroys young entrepreneurship

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

the word "stud" will never stop being funny to me

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Elephant Ambush posted:

Teenager on YouTube destroys young entrepreneurship

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong! Mneoooow! :) :) :)

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Crowdfund Izzy to become the youngest Garfield licensee.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

EL BROMANCE posted:

Crowdfund Izzy to become the youngest Garfield licensee.

This seems cruel.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Escape From Noise posted:

This seems cruel.

"B..but I don't want to be the world's younge..."

"BE QUIET AND ENTERTAGE US IMMEDIATELY"

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
Someone in the comments of Izzy's video posted that Nathen invited a bunch of people from his GarfEats fanpage to hold regular zoom meetings with him about Their Feeling On Garf and would call people out by name to inquire as to their personal Garf experience

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I would be willing to do this so long as he doesn’t ask me to participate on Mondays

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Touched by an Entergager

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Pastry of the Year posted:

the word "stud" will never stop being funny to me

Who needs comedians when you’ve got all those home renovators running around, eh?

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

Agent Escalus posted:

Who needs comedians when you’ve got all those home renovators running around, eh?

I mean, the funniest house on the entire internet DID come from here, so...

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Has anyone seen the latest Insta post?



Live deleting of ScoobyEATS posts. ScoobyEATS was an inside job imo.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hitler in his bunker, but it's Nathen ranting about using scorched earth tactics to destroy Scoody EATS and sending non-existent Garfield products to counter-attack

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




My heart can rest easy knowing Jim Davis is #vaccinated

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
"Sir, I we have established contact with the lasagna drop... The news aren't good, they ended up square in the middle of a ScoobyEATS! mechanized division. The Scoobs looked like our own Big Cow Lasagnas from the air, only purple, but visibility wasn't so good - so the pilots... they thought they were sending our own lasagnas to friendly lines. So much garfaccino is going to be spilled tonight."

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Is the 2022 surprise a reveal of Lyman's whereabouts?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Can you get garfield merch autographed by Nathen?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Peanut Butter posted:

Has anyone seen the latest Insta post?



Live deleting of ScoobyEATS posts. ScoobyEATS was an inside job imo.

Looking forward to consuming a days-thawed "frozen" Garfield-themed meal here in Australia, and the resulting diarrhea and vomiting... fully ENTERGAGING.

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