- Panfilo
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Remember when Walsh got himself banned from a library and embarrassed his wife and children shouting about the trans agenda when the supposed sin was just a dude subbing in for one of his female co workers for children's event.
I wasn't aware of that incident but it sounds hilarious.
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- Hedrigall
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What if I wanted to do a touching tribute to Doug Winger for pulmonary diseases like Covid? Do I get a discount?
Vale Doug Winger, his passing left a gaping hole in the fandom
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A gaping something.
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- Air Skwirl
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
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This but unironically.
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Oct 9, 2021 07:09
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- Air Skwirl
- May 13, 2007
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
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So what were they showing kids that Matt Walsh thinks is porn? Like a birth video in health class?
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Oct 9, 2021 07:21
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- Yngwie Mangosteen
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So what were they showing kids that Matt Walsh thinks is porn? Like a birth video in health class?
9th grade biology anatomy drawings of a penis and a vagina.
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Oct 9, 2021 07:37
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- Heath
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So what were they showing kids that Matt Walsh thinks is porn? Like a birth video in health class?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OCBP2AOSjc
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- Air Skwirl
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9th grade biology anatomy drawings of a penis and a vagina.
I remember a line in "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot" where some 90s Republican congressman who is probably still in office said "We need to teach kids they're children of God, not mammals in heat" and Al Franken's response was "Yeah, but when a 14 year old child of God becomes a mammal in heat, they should know what the gently caress is happening to them."
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Oct 9, 2021 07:54
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- Cleretic
- Feb 3, 2010
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Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
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So what were they showing kids that Matt Walsh thinks is porn? Like a birth video in health class?
I'm gonna say 'acknowledgement of LGBTIQ+ people'.
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Oct 9, 2021 08:22
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- Yngwie Mangosteen
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I looked it up, it's actually much dumber than that.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/virginia-school-board-wokeness-checker-wants-toni-morrison-banned-for-porn
It's a Toni Morrison book.
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Oct 9, 2021 09:00
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- Air Skwirl
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Oh for gently caress's sake. Of course it is. It's always a book that acknowledges that teenagers think about sex and occasionally have it.
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Oct 9, 2021 09:06
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- Vib Rib
- Jul 23, 2007
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God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
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The books I saw named were "Lawn Boy" by Jonathan Evison and "Gender Queer" by Maia Kobabe. Very little actual corroboration as to the content, whether they were actually available at the school in question, etc., but those were the ones I saw being cited specifically.
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Oct 9, 2021 10:11
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- Tiggum
- Oct 24, 2007
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Your life and your quest end here.
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OK, I can kinda-sorta understand most of that.
But how do I, (the purchaser of the NFT), make money on my investment? Do I get to onsell the receipt to someone richer and more gullible than me so that I make a profit? If I hold on to the receipt for long enough does it increase in value? Is there another way for me to make my investment in this receipt worthwhile?
Or is there no monetary value for me, (the purchaser), and the actual value I get is the pride, social cachet, and reputation I get as being the owner of the receipt? Coz I can also see that being a thing, nerds bragging to other nerds that they own an NFT of something or other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUs5y9leCyA
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Oct 9, 2021 10:12
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- Stupid_Sexy_Flander
- Mar 14, 2007
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Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
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For all the people who start the whole "think of the children! They need god!" arguments for removing books, all it does is let me know they never read the bible they love so much.
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- Air Skwirl
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For all the people who start the whole "think of the children! They need god!" arguments for removing books, all it does is let me know they never read the bible they love so much.
Smart phones have destroyed my ability to read books, but they used to be a good source for reading lists.
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Oct 9, 2021 10:21
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For all the people who start the whole "think of the children! They need god!" arguments for removing books, all it does is let me know they never read the bible they love so much.
All it does is let me know the people bringing those arguments to the table are most likely child abusers.
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Oct 9, 2021 11:30
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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I wouldn't really call wiccans posers
Why not?
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- Kantesu
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For all the people who start the whole "think of the children! They need god!" arguments for removing books, all it does is let me know they never read the bible they love so much.
They haven't read the Bible, but they have read certain specific things from the Bible, most often. They read from lists of out of context verses specially curated as "support" for whatever position they hold.
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- Air Skwirl
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They haven't read the Bible, but they have read certain specific things from the Bible, most often. They read from lists of out of context verses specially curated as "support" for whatever position they hold.
Speaking of books with explicit sex scenes.
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- Fister Roboto
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I remember a line in "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot" where some 90s Republican congressman who is probably still in office said "We need to teach kids they're children of God, not mammals in heat" and Al Franken's response was "Yeah, but when a 14 year old child of God becomes a mammal in heat, they should know what the gently caress is happening to them."
Al Franken should also know what (not) to do when he's in heat.
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- Fister Roboto
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"The planet's dyin' Cloud."
"Actually that's completely illogical Barrett, Shinra would be out of business if they were killing the planet, because their customers would all vote with their wallets. Checkmate bitch."
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- BOOTY-ADE
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BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
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I'm all about bidets, 'bout bidets
No paper
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- Pope Corky the IX
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What are you looking at?
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Why buy an extra toilet when you can just poo poo in the bathtub together?
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- Faustian Bargain
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Saw this ad on LinkedIn that looked pretty cool, water weight load testing for on site cranes. Then I looked at the 5 comments.
Oscar Goos posted:Interesting to see how water is used for weight capacity testing. Do you need to know the definition of density to perform a test like this or is it developed to be done by the dumbest of the dumbest.
Oscar Goos posted:
Well to be honest, I appreciate your response and your work as testing company by using water as a weight, it is interesting to see. I'm one of these conservatives who is fed up with companies with only one goal to make the shareholder happy on the expense of the a society and workers that do the work for them. You know the type of wokacola type of company.
What I hope to say is that companies have to make money to exist and need to compete and that puts employers in a force field of interests. I hope you're one of these companies that always keep an eye on the balance of business goals and social obligations and stay far ways from the poisoned left cancel and woke culture.
I do understand that you are wondered where is this going to your right ... nowhere 😀. Furthermore, I wish you success in your business of testing don't forget to stay away from the "Madness of the crowd" Douglas Murray. 
Even the company is baffled.
Water Weights posted:Hi Oscar, I'm not really sure where you want to lead this correspondence. Our aim is and always will be, "Everyone goes home at the end of the shift." Safety is always first, then you can list such things as life cycle support, operations, and maintenance of the plant. I hope this finds you well. Best regards. Oscar Goos posted:
But then you need to read and that requires reading skills is that's what companies don't want nowadays. 🙄. You get where I want to go to how dumb do cooperates need their employees to be.? Water Weights posted:
Hi Oscar, comes with a load measuring device that tells you the weight in any unit you want. 🙂
What is with conservatives busting into things unprompted with these rants? This guy definitely found some videos on YouTube that made himself feel like the smartest guy in the room and he had to let everyone know right?
Or is it just a bot?
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- Regarde Aduck
- Oct 19, 2012
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c l o u d k i t t e n
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just in awe at that capabilities of the human race, able to reproduce the physiological brain damage caused by lead poisoning but this time with pure data via social media. We have become as gods and our first action was to turn all boomers into unsalvageable simpletons.
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- 800peepee51doodoo
- Mar 1, 2001
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Volute the swarth, trawl betwixt phonotic
Scoff the festune
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My favorite genre of post is conservatives discovering that corporations are hideously evil, blaming it on the left somehow, and then advocating for socialist workplace policies without a shred of self awareness
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- cage-free egghead
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How did LinkedIn even get this way? Last I remember it was used just for job seeking and networki- oh right it's used primarily by white male business people and corporate drones nevermind
Letting anyone comment on anything was a mistake. Social media is icky
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Oct 9, 2021 18:11
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- OnlyBans
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by sebmojo
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What is it about weighing things via water displacement that makes people go crazy?
That said, I bet the company enjoyed the water weighing when they lifted the crane like they were doing to but didn't. I do not like getting wet so I had to take a shower before I had the crane weighed via water displacement.
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- Tenebrais
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I think a lot of people just don't get that water is heavy. It's like the number of people that will merrily drive into a fast-flowing stream and get surprised that a car-sized volume of water can easily push their car around.
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- flavor.flv
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I got a letter from the government the other day
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I have heard of water weighing twice in my life, but both of those were from crazy people on the internet
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Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic.
You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.
She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.
My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.
Obviously you have questions. Well, op has answers:
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To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.
About the topic title:
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.
About the hair:
Everytime I go swimming at the YMCA, I see girls having their hair down and it doesn't disrupt them when they are swimming because it would get in the way, wouldn't it? You know if you've ever seen girls at your school that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.
About the shower:
Both my sister and I didn't feel like taking a shower yesterday because it was around noon time and had little time to get ready to go to the doctor's office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. I DIDN'T ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS MY DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL?! MY SISTER ENJOYED IT BECAUSE SHE HAD LITTLE ON GOING ON, WHILE I DID!
About the reason for the underwater test:
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister. I didn't enjoy the test but my sister did.
Again about the hair:
I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back so it does or does not get in the way but the doctor said she couldnt for the underwater test through we had not taken a shower either
About the shower:
So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to so I didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair up, but they don't. That's what she did.
More about the topic title:
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. So I was mad at my mother and I wasn't going to take a shower if she said I had to but she let me skip the shower. Anyways I wasn't thinking well and was saving time (saving time by not taking a shower too) so I posted the topic title that I thought of because I was mad.
More about the hair:
She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.
About the water:
The water is located in a room that is different than the office. It is in a different location. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in a different room than the doctors office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in the room with the water.
About the underwater test:
My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale.
More about my sister:
My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports brain the room with the water. My sister did not wear tight pants and a sports bra in the office. My sister had to change into tight pants and a sports bra in the restroom before we got into the room with the water. I too had to change before and after the water room and did so in the restroom.
About the test:
To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I completed my underwater tests which were underwater, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.
This process then goes repeated for my sister.
After around noon I did not take a shower. Then the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. I did not drown or lose oxygen during this process.
About the clothing:
My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra. I had to ware tight clothing as well.
About why I'm mad:
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.
She's 17 years old Long hair Tan Usually has her hair up but like I the doctor didn't let her so she made her hair like the girls I see down to the YMCA where people pretend to pull their hair back.
My sister enjoyed the tight clothing. My mother forces us to take showers. However we had an off school day and I guess was nice and gave us an off shower day. Nether the less I would not have took a shower due to my anger. I would have enjoyed the tight clothing but however I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.
About the topic title:
I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.I couldn't think of a topic so I said "Stooped so low."
About the house:
The house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower. My sister did not take the shower. Then we went to the underwater test.
My sister also did not take a shower before taking the underwater test that got us wet. My sister found it enjoyable to be in the water because for the underwater test she was required to ware a sports bra and tight clothing. She and I got wet in the underwater test. Is it not enjoyable for you guys to be soaked and wet in tight clothing ?
I find it enjoy able to be wet in tight clothing. She was wearing tight pants and a sports bra and therefore found it enjoyable.Same for my sister. However it needs to be said that showers I do not find enjoyable. Same goes for me sister. Yes if I am going to get wet I would prefer to be in tight clothing. Because I enjoy being wet in tight clothing . Same goes for my sister. We were both wet during the underwater test.
I do look at girls at the YMCA when they are swimming. I mean have you ever watched what girls do to there hair at the YMCA. Watch girls at the YMCA. You will see the girls do that. I saw my sister do that too after the doctor said she couldn't put her hair in a ponytail.
I think I made mistake somewhere. I was in the room with her and so was my mother. However only me and my sister took the test. We each got in to the tank seperately. She was waring a sports bra and tight pants and had not took a shower that day. The doctor said she couldn't so she did was those YMCA girls did.
My sister and I did not take a shower because our mom let us have an off shower day. Then we went to the underwater testing that caused us to both ware tight clothing and get wet. Really its not a big deal that we had an off shower day. Due to the fact that I spent a lot of time underwater in clorinated water it killed the germs anyways. It also killed my sister's germs irregaurdless of the fact she was in tight clothing.
I do not like showers because I do not like getting wet if I am not in tight clothing. The same goes for my sister. However it needs to be said that my sister did enjoy being in a sports bra and tight clothing. I take showers like normal because my mom forces me. I didn't like the pool because my mom made me take the underwater test on an off school day and an off shower day.
I keep describing my sister in order to describe the clothing that she was waring. It was tight clothing. I do not like getting wet because it bothers me. However me and my sister like to get wet if we are in tight clothing. However my sister doesn't dislike being wet. It makes it ok because I enjoy it. Its a combination of being wet and nude I dislike. However my sister does not dislike this.
My sister is 17. I already posted this. I am 16 years old. She makes me take vitamins. We used to take baths together when we were like 3. However that is normal. We only had one bathroom and two bedrooms back then. Now our house has 2 bathrooms, 3 bedrooms , a dining room , a kitchen, a basement, and a living room. I am detailing the house because someone accused me of living in a gingerbread house.
I used to play runescape for a year but my mom made me stop. My sister used to play also. However our mother made us stop because we played so much. She has more of a life than me now but still I still have a life. I am stocky
I have friends in school and talk to them. My sister also has a lot of friends. I am part of the bowling club. I bowled a 160 last week. My sister does not belong to that club. However my sister only likes Lord of the Rings. My sister enjoyed the underwater test while she ware a sports bra and tight clothing.
She watches the television show Grey's anatomy all the time. She likes that show. It is a show that she enjoys watching. I don't enjoy it. She does not watch me she watches Grey's anatomy.
She has not been to the dentist since she was 4. She went to a crappy one and it scared her.I have to go often because my teeth are bad. She does not go because she is scared. I do not like dogs. She likes pretty much all dogs but she likes small dogs better. However she likes all dogs unlike me.
Today my mom made my sister and me take a shower. I didn't like it. My sister was ok. Today was another off-school day. Our family is a christian family. My sister is a christain. Same goes for me.
I am going to bed. I am sure this will still be alive this morning.
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