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Ostentatious posted:Today when I went to Starbucks.with my divorced wife and ordered a mocha with skim free milk and dairy free whipped cream, and I saw someone walk in with a MAGA hat (mayke america great again) and he ordered a coffee and wanted “Trump won” written on the cup. I could tell the barista was uncomfortable so I sprung into action. I hopped onto the table in a single leap and bellowed out “Trump won? More like Chud Suck!” He was shocked and began sobbing, no joke, on the spot and sprinted out of the Starbucks, everyone around me started clapping. They don’t call me the chudslayer for nothing, it was so impressive my wife actually undivorced me on the spot. https://youtu.be/EfJir3WEtE8
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nice of John Mulaney to sum up his entire career so succinctly!
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Ostentatious posted:Today when I went to Starbucks.with my divorced wife and ordered a mocha with skim free milk and dairy free whipped cream, and I saw someone walk in with a MAGA hat (mayke america great again) and he ordered a coffee and wanted “Trump won” written on the cup. I could tell the barista was uncomfortable so I sprung into action. I hopped onto the table in a single leap and bellowed out “Trump won? More like Chud Suck!” He was shocked and began sobbing, no joke, on the spot and sprinted out of the Starbucks, everyone around me started clapping. They don’t call me the chudslayer for nothing, it was so impressive my wife actually undivorced me on the spot. Is skim-free milk actually whole milk? Or is it like milk with a pudding skin on top that nobody skimmed off? I have dairy questions.
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 Solid day right here. (And my dog had his eyes closed sleeping but of course always senses when I'm trying to take his picture  )
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Oct 9, 2021 19:12
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Silly Burrito posted:I saw the video on Twitter and it was cool, but did you guys have to have sex right there on the table?
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Dango Bango posted:
A photogenic dog. The local rag newspaper is sponsoring a wing week with local restaurants and I've been going to at least one spot each day. Today I'm aiming at 4-5 in a row. 
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Android Apocalypse posted:The local rag newspaper is sponsoring a wing week with local restaurants and I've been going to at least one spot each day. Today I'm aiming at 4-5 in a row. I was out of commission for an entire day when we had the Tri-States' Largest Chili Cook-Off last Saturday. (My girlfriend basically just worked while I split time between bed and the bathroom.) I can't imagine hitting four or five wing spots in one day. I salute you. Dango Bango posted:
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Oct 9, 2021 20:35
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Welp my mom has COVID. Breakthrough case.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:01
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Hot Diggity! posted:Welp my mom has COVID. Breakthrough case. I'm hopeful this won't be bad. Good luck, I worry about this a lot for my mom.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:07
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Ehud posted:nice of John Mulaney to sum up his entire career so succinctly! i will fight you
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Grittybeard posted:I'm hopeful this won't be bad. Good luck, I worry about this a lot for my mom. Yeah same. Big concern is she's symptomatic. Guessing she got it through her job because my parents live in a very red area.
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Ostentatious posted:Today when I went to Starbucks.with my divorced wife and ordered a mocha with skim free milk and dairy free whipped cream, and I saw someone walk in with a MAGA hat (mayke america great again) and he ordered a coffee and wanted “Trump won” written on the cup. I could tell the barista was uncomfortable so I sprung into action. I hopped onto the table in a single leap and bellowed out “Trump won? More like Chud Suck!” He was shocked and began sobbing, no joke, on the spot and sprinted out of the Starbucks, everyone around me started clapping. They don’t call me the chudslayer for nothing, it was so impressive my wife actually undivorced me on the spot. Mods please ban for IRL harassment of General Dog
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LeeMajors posted:Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude are also purestrain 90s. I loved Salute Your Shorts as well. Hey Dude was one of those shows I thought was some fever dream for years, as I only had vague memories of it randomly being aired for a few years after it was cancelled.
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FizFashizzle posted:Ehud what the hell id happening in downtown Greenville tonight Fall for Greenville! It’s an annual festival where everyone goes downtown and eats and drinks from local restaurants. And also usually some lovely bands play.
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fartknocker posted:I loved Salute Your Shorts as well. I have a very distinct memory of that Hey Dude. I was 10 years old and I caught chicken pox. I remember laying on the couch in my living room and watching Hey Dude and being very itchy and miserable.
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Oct 10, 2021 00:32
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https://twitter.com/superloafcat/status/1446859042178150404 Sorry we won't help you not starve unless you sell everything of value you own first
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Camp Anawana, we hold you in our heart...
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Oct 10, 2021 00:44
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Intruder posted:https://twitter.com/superloafcat/status/1446859042178150404 The follow up questions are even worse. Burial plots or funeral arrangements. Do you own any tools (which could be used to make money)...
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Intruder posted:https://twitter.com/superloafcat/status/1446859042178150404 I've always rented and apartments come with their own fridge that I don't own, but if you were able to buy a house however long ago you probably own a fridge worth more than $500 bucks.
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Oct 10, 2021 00:49
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Most cell phones cost more than $500.
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Skwirl posted:I've always rented and apartments come with their own fridge that I don't own, but if you were able to buy a house however long ago you probably own a fridge worth more than $500 bucks. https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1354644125828714497
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Did a whole lot of poo poo around the house today, including swapping the mower out and snow blower into the garage. Official beginning of ready for winter.
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swickles posted:The follow up questions are even worse. Burial plots or funeral arrangements. Do you own any tools (which could be used to make money)... I don't own any tools but I do own livestock.
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Ehud posted:Fall for Greenville!
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My tool’s just fine, but ain’t nobody paying me $500 to use it
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FUCKFACE MORON posted:Sounds like every festival in Chicago lol Occasionally you get the festival with good music, but summer festivals are definitely where the cover bands make some money.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Occasionally you get the festival with good music, but summer festivals are definitely where the cover bands make some money.
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Intruder posted:https://twitter.com/superloafcat/status/1446859042178150404 This is literally the explicit purpose of SSI, whose income and resource limits have not been raised since 1989.
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Silly Burrito posted:I don't own any tools but I do own livestock. Do not call our children "livestock". Even if I do have to herd them occasionally.
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Well gently caress me my mom is very VERY symptomatic. Fully vaxxed with booster. COVID related pneumonia didn't show up on xrays but looks to be developing according to a couple of doctors.
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Hot Diggity! posted:Well gently caress me my mom is very VERY symptomatic. Fully vaxxed with booster. COVID related pneumonia didn't show up on xrays but looks to be developing according to a couple of doctors. Ugh. Sorry dude that really sucks. Covid is so scary to me because while there are plenty of ostensible protection measures you can take, sometimes it just loving wallops you. Hopefully everything turns out ok. It sounds like she's done everything possible to protect herself. LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Oct 10, 2021 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:Well gently caress me my mom is very VERY symptomatic. Fully vaxxed with booster. COVID related pneumonia didn't show up on xrays but looks to be developing according to a couple of doctors. gently caress that sucks. Hope she gets better.
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drat, Hot Diggity! That is really scary and I hope your mom pulls thru. :ohdearL Meanwhile I stopped by 5 places today to sample wings as part of Portland's Wing Week.  Smoked Habanero Ranch wings at Miss Delta.  Sweet & Spicy Cosmic wings at Ecliptic Brewing.  Fish Sauce wings at Lúa.  Painkiller - Painmaker wings at Haymaker.  It's a Gochugang Thang at The Rambler. The only positive thing is that each place was at least a 20-30min walk from each other.
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Hot Diggity! posted:Well gently caress me my mom is very VERY symptomatic. Fully vaxxed with booster. COVID related pneumonia didn't show up on xrays but looks to be developing according to a couple of doctors. That really sucks. I hope she recovers fully.
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AA if you ever come to Seattle, there's a Vietnamese deli that serves garlic chicken wings that we always get for family events that everyone loves. Let me know and I'll hook you up!
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seiferguy posted:AA if you ever come to Seattle, there's a Vietnamese deli that serves garlic chicken wings that we always get for family events that everyone loves. Let me know and I'll hook you up! Hell yeah I'll keep that in mind. Here in Portland there's Pok Pok* and crispy Vietnamese wings with a fish sauce glaze is  . I did figure out how to make it myself tho so at least I'm not shelling out  every time I get a craving.*along with a ton of other Vietnamese places
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seiferguy posted:AA if you ever come to Seattle, there's a Vietnamese deli that serves garlic chicken wings that we always get for family events that everyone loves. Let me know and I'll hook you up! Let me know here so I can also get them on my way home or what not. Hot Diggity! posted:Well gently caress me my mom is very VERY symptomatic. Fully vaxxed with booster. COVID related pneumonia didn't show up on xrays but looks to be developing according to a couple of doctors. That sucks. I hope she gets better and recovers quickly. My freshly neutered cat has managed to get his hard cone off 4 or 5 times so we switched him to a soft recovery collar that's so much easier to get on. Plus it's flat so he can eat a lot easier. He just got his cat drugs and is sleeping it off on the bed with the gray lady.
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