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In public w/ strangers: Furthest urinal Obey the one gap rule Hold the door for anyone entering or exiting at the same time as you. "Cheers mate" and "No worries" are the Only Responses At home w/ wife Don't talk to each other through the door I'm fine with my SO using the bog if I'm having a bath or whatever but she is definitely not If we're at home alone the cat can watch or she'll go apeshit Don't leave empty toilet rolls or the culprit has to wear them as an Idiot Bracelet for 5 minutes Songbearer fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 9, 2021 |
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Oct 9, 2021 11:30
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MrQwerty posted:open door policy and I don't give a gently caress about menstruation, but we both draw the line at taking shits 
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Oct 9, 2021 11:53
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he shits and pisses and does god knows what else in that bathroom, door wide open, bedroom door wide open, does not give a gently caress. which has actually been helpful because I can tell if his guts are messed up (he's got a lot of colon cancer family history and we're both worried about it, dude has also had ulcers from endless aspirin popping) and can kinda change menu plans to give his tum a rest because he's in the military and he's not going to actually request that, gotta be too tough he-man about it. I accidentally farted in front of him once 8 years ago and remember that moment in horror every now and then. If I could piss on another planet, I would.
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Oct 9, 2021 12:09
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I have 3 cats myself and there is no interior door closed ever, they disallow this. The 2 older girls will come and lean against my legs or nest in my pants and purr and this is good. The 7 mo old will leap onto my bare knees and curl up in my lap, which is charming up to the point where applying toilet paper is appropriate, then with all the rocking and squirming things get dicey. I yearn for the day when he gets too big to keep himself comfy on my knees, but as it is I think the scars are here to stay. ...Humans? I poop in public bathrooms only if I must. At home? Lol no.
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Oct 9, 2021 12:18
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Always pee and also poo freely, life's too short to worry about that sort of thing
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Oct 9, 2021 12:43
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I wash my dick in the sink. #uncut4lyfe
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Oct 9, 2021 12:45
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I can't poo poo in public. Not necessarily because I find it uncomfortable, but because the toilet paper in public washrooms is awful. I'd rather be uncomfortable and wait to poo poo at home than cut my anus up with one-ply bullshit.
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Oct 9, 2021 12:47
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when i'm making GBS threads the house is to be on lockdown and the police are to be called every ten minutes until i've finished. afterwards a team of operators clears the house while i stick my rear end in the decontamination chamber. no mercy, no regret
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Oct 9, 2021 13:00
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I keep telling my wife that boys like a little mystery and please stop making GBS threads with the door open and also please remember to flush and that doesn't ever stop her
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Oct 9, 2021 13:18
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Hell Yeah posted:afterwards a team of operators clears the house while i stick my rear end in the decontamination chamber This is a great way to say bidet
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Oct 9, 2021 14:04
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Please don't sit on my lap.
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Oct 9, 2021 14:14
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X JAKK posted:Dont you dare watch me wipe, I like to stick my leg in the air and really get in there. Me too. IMO anyone who doesn't shove the paper/rag on a stick right up their hole to get all the poo poo is dirty. Cue some clown with a bidet attachmenr bragging about it ITT until the day its cheap hose bursts while they're out, causing flooding and tens of thousands of dollars of household damage. That's some expensive making GBS threads.
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Oct 9, 2021 14:27
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About four years ago we lived in a place with a Jack and Jill bathroom set up. Having my pooping wife toss me a roll of tp through the shower room while I was also pooping is probably one of our best examples of teamwork in marriage.
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Oct 9, 2021 15:21
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Jack and Jill bathrooms are my nightmare.
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Oct 9, 2021 15:37
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Stalizard posted:I keep telling my wife that boys like a little mystery and please stop making GBS threads with the door open and also please remember to flush and that doesn't ever stop her Gross Unfathomably gross I would leave a man for not flushing his poo poo regularly
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Oct 9, 2021 20:29
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Lol if you live with another human. Just lmao.
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Oct 9, 2021 20:42
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I want a multi-stall bathroom in my house. However, you shall never puke within 1000 feet of my home, inform me after puking that you have done so, or otherwise imply that you have ever puked in your adult life. This is a dealbreaker.
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Oct 9, 2021 20:48
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I poo poo into a communal litter box, with my wife
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Oct 9, 2021 20:49
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Pee, we won't even stop talking. Poop, we'll give each other some space but also sometimes one of us is in the shower and that's... that's okay, if it has to happen.
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Oct 9, 2021 20:50
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I'm a grower and so far 14 months in I have avoided my gf seeing my soft tiny weewee and I hope to keep it this way.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:05
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I wouldn't normally but if we're both already in the shower doing stuff, and the need arises, then the grate's right there so might as well just let go.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:21
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Gotta put a tarp down on the bed before any watersports, don't want any of that stuff soaking into the mattress.
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Oct 9, 2021 21:33
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Xaintrailles posted:I wouldn't normally but if we're both already in the shower doing stuff, and the need arises, then the grate's right there so might as well just let go. Partner Waffle stomping
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Oct 9, 2021 22:23
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I don't poo poo, my husband doesn't poo poo either
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Oct 9, 2021 23:19
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I don't poo poo, my husband doesn't poo poo either Is that how you met?
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Oct 9, 2021 23:31
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Brother Tadger posted:Partner Waffle stomping The tandem trod
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Oct 9, 2021 23:32
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Do not talk to me when I am peeing. I'm very serious. That's loving weird.
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Oct 9, 2021 23:42
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Just shout conversations when on the crapper, it's fine
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Oct 9, 2021 23:43
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I visit a platonic friend every now and then. She requests (insists) that I go chill on the balcony until she's done. The living room is literally 80ft away from the bathroom and there are two doors between. Alas, to the balcony I go. I'll take a poo poo and she stays put, but asks me to turn the sink on. I mean, everyone has their issues. But we were in a relationship for like 2 years, a long long time ago. but anything for a friend, I guess
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Oct 9, 2021 23:48
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blight rhino posted:I visit a platonic friend every now and then. She requests (insists) that I go chill on the balcony until she's done. The living room is literally 80ft away from the bathroom and there are two doors between. U should leave one on the balcony for her
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Oct 9, 2021 23:57
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this is a tough one to answer for the self-partnered
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Oct 10, 2021 00:36
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Spinz posted:Gross Yeah wtf. How do you forget to flush your turds. I’ve been with my partner for ten years and if she started leaving unflushed turds I’d be asking what’s up.
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Oct 10, 2021 02:05
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I live alone but i still close the door when i go poop so the stink doesn't waft outside the bathroom to my bedroom. also i think it makes the bathroom a little warmer When i pee i leave the door open because who cares but if I take long enough one of my cats always goes to watch me pee
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Oct 10, 2021 02:31
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Space Kablooey posted:I live alone but i still close the door when i go poop so the stink doesn't waft outside the bathroom to my bedroom. also i think it makes the bathroom a little warmer this guy knows what's up
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Oct 10, 2021 02:33
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Funny to see how many goons have just completely given up and become submissive to their cats lmao
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Oct 10, 2021 03:00
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I really have, they've won
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Oct 10, 2021 03:03
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Honestly I still feel a little weird walking in on my husband naked, even if he is naked because he just took a shower after we had sex.
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Oct 10, 2021 03:09
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Space Kablooey posted:When i pee i leave the door open because who cares but if I take long enough one of my cats always goes to watch me pee I close the door because otherwise the dog will come watch, and sometimes he gives little licks to the back of your knee while you're peeing 
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whats with coworkers who talk to you when you run into each other in the bathroom seriously
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