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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

stop making me want turon

# ? Oct 10, 2021 03:17

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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bismuth posted:

stop making me want turon

Hey you

want turon

# ? Oct 10, 2021 03:29

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Hey you

want turon

# ? Oct 10, 2021 03:32

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

PizzaProwler posted:

Ok ow

# ? Oct 10, 2021 03:48

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

As a dirty amercan who only eats plain ham and cheese sandwiches, what is lumpia.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 04:39

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Ninja edit: nvm... was a bad joke anyway

# ? Oct 10, 2021 04:48

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Hihohe posted:

As a dirty amercan who only eats plain ham and cheese sandwiches, what is lumpia.

lumpia business

spring rolls

# ? Oct 10, 2021 04:50

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I was sad when I found a local bar that carried balut stopped during COVID-19.

They still carry lumpia, and another bar has some sisig which is great.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 05:08

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

FFT posted:

lumpia business

spring rolls

... now I'm sad, too.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 05:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Whys that

# ? Oct 10, 2021 06:34

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Hihohe posted:

As a dirty amercan who only eats plain ham and cheese sandwiches, what is lumpia.

lumpi-oughta check deez nuts out I think I might have cancer hah got im

# ? Oct 10, 2021 07:15

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

TremorX posted:

lumpi-oughta check deez nuts out I think I might have cancer hah got im

if your nuts are lumpi see a doctor!!

# ? Oct 10, 2021 07:16

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

But doctor, I am lumpi!

# ? Oct 10, 2021 08:13

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

# ? Oct 10, 2021 10:47

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

# ? Oct 10, 2021 11:19

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Kheldarn posted:

Pink Floyd is poo poo.
The only good thing to come out of Nirvana is Foo Fighters.
Ten is the only good Pearl Jam album.
Led Zeppelin is good.
Nickelback is good.
Tool is poo poo.

digging this up from ~~a week~~ ages ago to say that I agree, early Nickelback owns. Curb, The State and Silver Side Up are all bangers

# ? Oct 10, 2021 12:59

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Kazinsal posted:

digging this up from ~~a week~~ ages ago to say that I agree, early Nickelback owns. Curb, The State and Silver Side Up are all bangers

Kazinsal, stop trying to make Nickelback happen. It's not going to happen.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 13:07

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

CainFortea posted:

Kazinsal, stop trying to make Nickelback happen. It's not going to happen.

not gonna lie I completely stumbled into this thread by accident thinking it was the sagas thread somehow. whoops!

(silver side up was the second most impactful thing on western culture to happen on 9/11)

# ? Oct 10, 2021 13:15

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Nickelback is perfect. So perfect, that they are completely boring and uninteresting in every way.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 13:47

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Its cool that my brain is so completely irony poisoned I can't tell if 'foo fighters is the only good thing to come out of Nirvana' is an s tier troll or just a normal opinion someone has

# ? Oct 10, 2021 13:54

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

s tier is "queens of the stone age is the only good thing to come out of nirvana"

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:03

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

It's fine but I think if you said the Melvins were the only good thing to come out of Nirvana your body might finally escape it's samsara

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:07

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

I wouldn't say only good thing, but foo fighters is the best

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:12

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

if nirvana's on the table i'm not sure i'm cool with the samsara escape method

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:13

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Something something, Kurt, Courtney, Hole in head, Hole the band, something something.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:14

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

It's fine but I think if you said the Melvins were the only good thing to come out of Nirvana your body might finally escape it's samsara

Jokes on you, smart guy. Sammy Sosa will never escape my body.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:14

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

That whole thing where the foo fighters thought AIDS wasn't real was a wild time

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:16

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

For the love of gourd, please post some memes or at least something mildly resembling one.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:23

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Kitfox88 posted:

acab motherfuckers

Wait, hold up hold up...what in the gently caress?

I'm not going to google that because I want to hold onto the sliver of hope that quoted amendment is not real. :stare:

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:24

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:25

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Tree Bucket posted:

I don't know how you guys maintain your sanity. America sounds exhausting.

at assuming Americans have (or had) a shred of sanity to begin with

America's founding was literally "here have some smallpox blankets while we slaughter every bison we find & push you out of your land"

The country is built on ancient Native American graves, you can't expect a place like that to NOT be hosed up

Galewolf posted:

Wait, hold up hold up...what in the gently caress?

I'm not going to google that because I want to hold onto the sliver of hope that quoted amendment is not real.

13th Amendment, yes it's real

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:26

ranbo das: Oct 16, 2013

Galewolf posted:

Wait, hold up hold up...what in the gently caress?

I'm not going to google that because I want to hold onto the sliver of hope that quoted amendment is not real.

Hahahaha of course it's real.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:27

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

BOOTY-ADE posted:

The country is built on ancient Native American graves, you can't expect a place like that to NOT be hosed up

Every other country founded upon colonial genocide be like

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:33

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Turkey seems to have gotten away with it.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:35

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:41

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Galewolf posted:

Wait, hold up hold up...what in the gently caress?

I'm not going to google that because I want to hold onto the sliver of hope that quoted amendment is not real.

You and every elementary American history curriculum in the nation.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 14:50

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

wizzardstaff posted:

You and every elementary American history curriculum in the nation.

ranbo das posted:

Hahahaha of course it's real.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

13th Amendment, yes it's real

Just...wow :stare:

# ? Oct 10, 2021 15:23

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I'm surprised it doesn't say except if it's really really profitable, frankly.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 15:29

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

I wasn't joking about the American government kidnapping people to create slaves for the for-profit prison corporations.

If you're an American you can be arrested for wearing a green shirt. That isn't a crime and the charge will be dropped. But because you "resisted arrest" by breathing in and out then you'll either need to spend tens of thousands of dollars in our pay to play court system or you'll have to get a public defender who can only get you a plea bargain to be a slave for 5-10 years.

And you are literally a slave. You will work. If you don't work your sentence is extended and you lose "food privileges" and "bed privileges". If you try to make contact with the outside world about your brutal conditions then your sentence will be extended and you will lose "food privileges" and "bed privileges".

I am 100% sincere when I say the the worst atrocities of Stalin's gulags seem like a boring summer vacation compared to the absolute hell of American capitalist prison industrial complex.

This country is beyond loving evil and there is not a god drat thing resembling freedom in it if you're not rich enough to fight the unaccountable slave traders that roam our streets. I lust for the death of America.

Anyways,

# ? Oct 10, 2021 15:40

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