Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I believe the Stalin was necessary take focuses on him being the only possible soviet leader that would have industrialized the union to the point needed for the war.

yeah and if not stalin the man per se, the idea of the fully industrialized war machine totally controlled by the state. does anyone here think the US could have relocated every factory in the midwest to utah in the event of a successful invasion of the whole eastern seaboard, and then win the war?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Some Guy TT posted:

id be curious what reasoning if any there would be for say a trotskyist soviet union to not take the threat of hitler as seriously as stalin did

I'm pretty sure the argument here is that the Soviet Union would less industrialized and less militarily developed under anyone besides Stalin. Someone like Trotsky or Bukharin would have kept the NEP longer, not pursued collectivization as hard, wouldn't have pushed for as much heavy industry, and so on.

gradenko_2000 has issued a correction as of 05:58 on Oct 2, 2021

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

Sergg posted:


He also told us that he had read the document himself in which all future disabled German war vets were ordered to be gassed upon the war's conclusion. Nazi Germany crunched the numbers and decided they would have an untenable social welfare and medical system and that 400,000 Wehrmacht/Heer vets were to be "euthanized" once combat operations were over.

Wouldn't it be lot easier to just leave them untreated?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Fish of hemp posted:

Wouldn't it be lot easier to just leave them untreated?

even untreated they would still consume resources

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Doctor Jeep posted:

even untreated they would still consume resources

it's possible they learned a lesson from MacArthur and the bonus army a few years prior

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Fish of hemp posted:

Wouldn't it be lot easier to just leave them untreated?

Nazi armies are for parading victoriously, not hobbling around all crippled asking for money.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Nazism (and fascism more broadly) also fetishize death and the honor in dying for your people. It’s not a suicidal tendency really but it is a sort of close friendship?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1444675122049261577

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/george_jazzcat/status/1443982836860653569

what im getting from this is that communism was kicking rad actually

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/robkhenderson/status/1445429428750856196

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/pseudoerasmus/status/1446401078858244096

long thread but a good one

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

it's weird to me that east germany is simultaneously considered totally looted in 1945 with heavy industry shipped east while also being, along with bulgaria, the shining examples of 20th century communism. i'd like to read something on this material basis, including poland's insistence on war indemnities which were pressured into cancellation by the ussr

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The Tsar obviously knew to invest in Eastern Poland early.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Grevling posted:

Yeah Norse Greenlanders went there to trade with Dorset people and later Inuit (the Dorset culture lived in eastern arctic Canada and Greenland before the Inuit came a few hundred years ago) and possibly to get timber. There was also trade across the Bering Strait and way before 1492 the Inuit used iron tools from Asia. North-America definitely wasn't completely isolated from Eurasia.

There's a theory that basque fishermen also went to America before Colombus.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/dsacathcaucus/status/1446475708629463050

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I've been reading David Stahel's "Retreat from Moscow" and I wanted to share a couple of bits and pieces that piqued my interest:

quote:

A further and more tangible explanation for the compliant attitude of the generals was sheer greed.

From 1940 onward, field marshals and colonel-generals, the two highest ranks, received secret monthly tax-exempt supplements to their already generous salaries, which more than doubled their income. On top of this, in 1941 and 1942 select officers also received “birthday presents” of up to 250,000 RM (reichsmarks), and later in 1944 a small number of generals were also given huge landed estates. The payments were in no way official and were not to be made public under any circumstances. Each recipient was made aware that the money came personally from Hitler and would continue entirely at his discretion.

As Norman Goda’s research revealed, such payments came with an explicit “quasi-contractual relationship in which huge amounts of money would be exchanged for obedience.”29 Thus, Field Marshals Brauchitsch, Bock, and Kluge were earning an illegitimate 4,000 RM a month, while Colonel-Generals Halder, Guderian, Hoepner, and Strauss were receiving an extra 2,000 RM a month.

Kluge, who enjoyed one of the best relationships with Hitler in 1941, was one of the select few to receive what members of the German resistance would later refer to as a “birthday bond.” In October 1942, he received 250,000 RM, a sum also paid to Field Marshals Keitel, Wilhelm Ritter von Leeb (commanding Army Group North), and Gerd von Rundstedt (former commander of Army Group South). After the war the generals made no reference to these payments in accounting for their actions or inactions during the war.30 Their wartime devotion to Hitler was often problematic enough without the suggestion that their highly valued honor was in any way influenced by bribery. Obviously, it is impossible to know the exact motivation such money played for each man, but the inducement of such large sums can only have won Hitler favor, and the wartime record shows that many of the recipients were not inclined toward confrontation with the dictator.

___

quote:

Humor was one of the most important coping mechanisms for the soldiers at the front even though to the outsider a lot of it would be considered a ghoulish and macabre “gallows humour.”57 As one soldier remarked: “If we made jokes before some mission that were not entirely kosher, it was to cover our fear.”58 Similarly, Willy Peter Reese observed: “Our humour was born out of sadism, gallows humour, satire, obscenity, spite, rage, and pranks with corpses, squirted brains, lice, pus, and poo poo, the spiritual zero.”59 Such black humor often involved irony, which provided an insightful view into the war from the average soldier’s perspective.

During the winter retreat a cynical expression circulated among the soldiers, often preceded by a reversing of the helmet or field cap: “Forward, comrades, we’ve got to pull back!”60

Similarly, the German military abbreviation “Mot,” denoting motorized divisions, was sardonically changed by the men to “Hot,” reflecting the extent to which their previously mobile divisions had devolved to horse-drawn draft power.61

Another joke foretold that in 1962 a disheveled band of German soldiers would be found wandering in China who were no longer even able to speak German. They would still wear their medals but would have been forgotten by the high command.62

When the German high command later issued a special medal for those who had served in the east during the first winter of the war (Medaille Winterschlacht im Osten 1941/42) it was mockingly dubbed by the men the “order of the frozen flesh” (Gefrierfleischorden).63

Helmut Pabst’s letters recount in some detail the humor he shared with his comrades, which even in the worst of times he noted, “always gets the better of us.”

Pretending to be serious, one of his friends would pick up a map of Russia and announce, “Now, once we get to Kazan…” (Kazan being over 700 kilometers east of Moscow).

Another would follow: “Does anyone know where Asia is?”

When one of the men spoke longingly about being home for Christmas, one of his comrades replied: “He didn’t say which year.”

There were also jokes about how one might speak to officers, especially those conducting training exercises who had not served in the east. One man would take on the role of the officer: “200 yards beyond village, Russian infantry! What’s your action?” To which another answered: “You tell them you’re going to the village to catch a few chickens for the frying pan … What else?”64

Even in the strictly hierarchical Wehrmacht, the relationship between the men and the officers was sometimes familiar enough to allow for humor. When Colonel Heinrich Eberbach was promoted to divisional command after his predecessor was wounded, the “grim wit” of his men wished him Hals und Bauchschuβ. This was a play on words from Hals und Beinbruch, for which the equivalent English expression would be “Break a leg!,” but instead Eberbach was essentially being told, “Get shot in the neck and stomach.”65

After 1941 the Nazi newspaper Der Völkische Beobachter published several collections of jokes under the title Privates Are Laughing: Humor from the Front. The humor it recorded was often defined by its “bitter” tone, and for men who had to endure the “Russian swamps,” supposedly without “wine, women and songs,” laughter was the only recourse. According to one submission by Werner Lass and Hans-Adolf Weber, it was only through the hard experiences of the front that soldiers’ humor acquired its amusement and joviality. Depictions of German superiority are conspicuously absent, and instead the curious self-directed irony reemerges, including some unlikely (because they were published in the Nazi press) depictions playing upon the German failings of the winter.66 Yet many of the most “bitter” jokes could never have been published in Nazi newspapers. Hermann Gӧring was the most obvious target, especially for soldiers, given his extravagant military uniforms covered in what seemed to many excessive decorations.

As one joke ran: “Gӧring recently added an arrow to the many medals on his chest. It’s there as a direction sign. ‘To be continued on my back.’”67

“Whispered jokes” about Hitler were also made. “What is the difference between Christ and Hitler? With Christ one died for all.”68 “What is the difference between the sun and Hitler? The sun ‘rises’ in the East, while Hitler ‘sinks’ in the East.”69

German humor was also fed from abroad, with BBC broadcasting providing an endless stream of satirical caricatures of Hitler and his Nazi government. An exiled Austrian actor, Johan Müller, who used the pseudonym Martin Müller, could imitate Hitler speeches so well that people could often only tell it was not the Nazi dictator by what was said. After Hitler had promised “final victory” in 1941, Müller couldn’t resist the opportunity to revisit this statement as Hitler at the end of 1941:

My message today coincides with the conclusion of a year in which I guaranteed final victory. But the year has only concluded according to the calendar, the same Gregorian calendar that was forced upon the Germanic world by international Jewry and a Roman pope named Gregor who had been bribed by Freemasons. Do we National Socialists, who have given the world a new order, want to be told by shadowy foreign forces when a year begins and when it ends? No, my radical comrades, I alone am entitled to decide when a year commences and when it concludes.70

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It's insane how hosed up and savage our unrestricted submarine warfare against the Japanese was. We sank all sorts of freighters, fishing ships, and civilian transports that were bringing refugees back after the Soviet conquest of Manchuria. The true numbers won't come out for decades.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

civilian transports that were bringing refugees back after the Soviet conquest of Manchuria.

weird, how did japanese civilians get into korea and manchuria

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

i say swears online posted:

weird, how did japanese civilians get into korea and manchuria

hovercraft

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I find it extremely difficult to give any shits about fascist civilians suffering during the course of ww2

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Ahh yes the extremely thoughtful 'they were the bad guys!!' analysis

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
more or less. the fascist civilians were not unaware of what was being done in their names. if they wanted pity there should have been a thousand more stauffenbergs

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Slavvy posted:

Ahh yes the extremely thoughtful 'they were the bad guys!!' analysis

Finally, someone who sympathizes with my poor grandfather, tragically died while falling out of a guard tower.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



There is also a fairly obvious difference between fascist civilians back home and fascist "civilians" in occupied territory their government is currently committing a genocide in.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

So, what, there are different grades of acceptable warcrimes depending on who you do them to...?

Like you guys understand that war crimes are still war crimes even if you're doing it to the SS or whatever right?

"They should've just shot Tojo if they didn't like it :smug:" isn't a take I expected to see here I gotta say.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yeah its bad but war is all hell and you cannot refine it

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Terrible Opinions posted:

There is also a fairly obvious difference between fascist civilians back home and fascist "civilians" in occupied territory their government is currently committing a genocide in.

it always annoys me how people thinking japanese colonists on the outer islands killing themselves was a predictor of overall japanese civilian behavior in the latter stage of the war its like assuming that all israelis would personally murder a palestinian child with their bare hands just because a settler would do it

the worst part of it is that despite this not being true at all its now an official part of post world war two mythology that japanese people are psychotic samurai as an innate racial trait you would never ever guess that the post vday insurrection in germany lasted way longer than it did in japan and killed a lot more people

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Slavvy posted:

So, what, there are different grades of acceptable warcrimes depending on who you do them to...?

Like you guys understand that war crimes are still war crimes even if you're doing it to the SS or whatever right?

"They should've just shot Tojo if they didn't like it :smug:" isn't a take I expected to see here I gotta say.

gonna go out on a limb and say yes, doing war crimes to the SS is less reprehensible than doing them to e.g. some civilians

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

:psyduck:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
what do you want dude? yeah its bad to burn cities to the ground but in the context of total war and fascism i'm not going to waste time pontificating on that specific instance

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Slavvy posted:

If you're white (I am) and you think the solution to a lot of problems isn't just killing white people idk what to say, turn on your monitor and/or open a book I guess.

Also: racism against white people is structurally impossible in this country, hth.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Slavvy posted:

That would be fine if half of them weren't sex offenders, give me the AK I'll do it myself.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Slavvy posted:

Murdering the rich may be fantastic but it's definitely a way out.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



We're not gonna feel bad for concentration camp guards just cause they're on a boat going home rather than mulched at their posts.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hmm yes, the Schutzstaffel, known worldwide for the three pillars of nonwhite membership, lack of sex crimes, and asceticism.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

yes! yes!! gently caress yes!!!

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



The US doctrine against Japan was to kill as many Japanese people as possible and eventually they'd surrender. It worked, and it was a war crime. Maybe they could have won the war with fewer casualties if they hadn't done war crimes but that's not a question history is equipped to answer.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Chamale posted:

The US doctrine against Japan was to kill as many Japanese people as possible and eventually they'd surrender. It worked, and it was a war crime. Maybe they could have won the war with fewer casualties if they hadn't done war crimes but that's not a question history is equipped to answer.

it all started when a fat gently caress named matthew c perry visited the ailing shogunate and demanded free szechuan sauce.... where it ended will shock u

Ignorant Hick
Mar 26, 2010


lmao you mental jujitsu'd yourself into getting upset about the SS getting capped

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


America being the model for much of what the nazis did is pretty amazing and understandably and regrettably understated in the history told in the us

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


Idgi is out of context quotes of me bullshitting meant to make me look bad?

Terrible Opinions posted:

We're not gonna feel bad for concentration camp guards just cause they're on a boat going home rather than mulched at their posts.

This is reasonable, just want to note I don't somehow feel bad for any of the war crime dudes, don't know why it got taken that way. I just thought it was weird that one kind of war crime was ok but another wasn't; if the consensus is the concept of a war crime is, itself, bullshit then ok I'll take that. If we're talking what people 'deserve' then yeah the SS etc deserved the worst and hopefully most of them got it, I don't know why I have to say this.

Dumb hypothetical: if someone in west Germany ~1950 found a way to round up a bunch of former SS camp guards and killed them, would that person have been prosecuted in an earnest way?

Chamale posted:

The US doctrine against Japan was to kill as many Japanese people as possible and eventually they'd surrender. It worked, and it was a war crime. Maybe they could have won the war with fewer casualties if they hadn't done war crimes but that's not a question history is equipped to answer.

Yeah this is what I'm thinking about. The Nazis were explicitly genocidal so the war crimes were the point and they were big and bold. But with the allied nations it's a question of restraint vs whether bombing the poo poo out of cities impacted axis industry badly enough to be morally ok I guess, idk I'm just some idiot. Afaict the shipping blockades were what did most of the damage to the axis ability to fight.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Presumably a bunch of these civilians being warcrimed are children.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply