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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Leperflesh posted:

trade russ to the niners

It'd almost be worth it to see all those Niner fans backpedal from calling him a midget or the Hobbit

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/1446655922089103363

Looks like he got the good drugs (and may or may not be asleep in that picture)

mfer going straight to the shed for the riding mower after surgery with those shoes

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/1446655922089103363

Looks like he got the good drugs (and may or may not be asleep in that picture)

I keep seeing this picture all over the place and it has some real Weekend at Bernie's vibes. Russ might have died.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jared Goff your 2022 Seahawks starting quarterback

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Jimmy G for Russ straight up.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Knowing this headass front office they'll trade Russ for Watson or some poo poo

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
If all else we are about to see how valuable Russ is to the franchise these next few weeks. If the offense really sucks poo poo Russ has the leverage to say "fuckin' told you so" and force a trade to bail after the season's end.

If it sort of hums along being carried by Lockett and Metcalf, Carroll can just claim Russ is a system QB.

I'm 99% sure the first scenario happens.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mustached Demon posted:

Jimmy G for Russ straight up.

Jimmy G for free straight up.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


DariusLikewise posted:

Jared Goff your 2022 Seahawks starting quarterback

wow gently caress you

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Leperflesh posted:

trade russ to the niners

Fuuuuck no. I don't care how good he is, I don't want the Elon Musk of QBs in SF.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Its Rinaldo posted:

It'd almost be worth it to see all those Niner fans backpedal from calling him a midget or the Hobbit

To have RWBS on our side for once, hell yeah

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Coldforge posted:

Fuuuuck no. I don't care how good he is, I don't want the Elon Musk of QBs in SF.

Good thing he'd be in Santa Clara.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1446921853990277121

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

its all nice on rice posted:

Good thing he'd be in Santa Clara.

Nah, he'd be in Palo Alto.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Coldforge posted:

Fuuuuck no. I don't care how good he is, I don't want the Elon Musk of QBs in SF.

This doesn't even make sense lol

But yeah sure you'd turn down Wilson as your QB, of course

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

shirts and skins posted:

This doesn't even make sense lol

But yeah sure you'd turn down Wilson as your QB, of course

I would 100% cheer for Wilson if he was the 49ers QB, just like I do Bosa.

It's simply that I don't *want* to cheer for Wilson, again just like Bosa.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Kaep is only 33

:thunk:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Coldforge posted:

Fuuuuck no. I don't care how good he is, I don't want the Elon Musk of QBs in SF.

Russell Wilson has never once used the devil's lettuce.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The San Francisco Donner Party.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


L O and I cannot stress this enough L

:smithicide:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Qwijib0 posted:

Kaep is only 33

:thunk:

Would be an excellent backup to future all pro QB Geno Smith :grin:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Hey Trey, this is your first start. Don't worry, you can get by without your best blocker and receiver. It'll be fiiiiiiiine.

it will be

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MakaVillian posted:

To have RWBS on our side for once, hell yeah

You took Sherman from us what more do you jackals want?

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Its Rinaldo posted:

You took Sherman from us what more do you jackals want?

Seattle cutting Sherman because they thought Tre Flowers could play football is almost as dumb as scheming Jamal Adams into a JAG.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
It's real hard adjusting to a team that can pull out close ones after being ineffective for 3 quarters

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Maybe Trey learned some stuff and gets better next week. Holding the Cardinals to 17 is pretty decent I guess.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


Both defenses were fantastic, apart from the penalties. The Cards are too good to be shut down forever

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Its Rinaldo posted:

It'd almost be worth it to see all those Niner fans backpedal from calling him a midget or the Hobbit

Why would we backpedal from this? He’d still be a hobbit, he’d just be 49ers legendary hobbit Russell Wilson.

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
Bird gang bitch 5-0 they’re gonna win the super bowl

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Maxx Williams was having a career year so far with regards to offensive stats as well as blocking. His knee getting detonated is awful and hopefully they can find someone to pick up the slack.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

born on a buy you posted:

Bird gang bitch 5-0 they’re gonna win the super bowl

I'd take a cards super bowl. My wife's a Seahawks fan and her closest friend is from Arizona who loves the Cardinals. Either of them having their teams win is cool and good. Not as good as the niners but oh well.

Rams, though, they're assholes.

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
My only Covid wfh regret is I can’t walk around Seattle in my cardinals jersey as we continue to dominate the division

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Trey Lance is going to be ridiculous in two years

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
Yeah he looked really good for a first start rookie against a pretty good defense.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

DariusLikewise posted:

Trey Lance is going to be ridiculous in two years

i dont trust the 49ers or rams for qb development for obvious reasons, but we'll see

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DariusLikewise posted:

Trey Lance is going to be ridiculous in two years

Yup

hifi posted:

i dont trust the 49ers or rams for qb development for obvious reasons, but we'll see

:confused:

OGS-Remix
Sep 4, 2007

Totally surviving on my own. On LAND!

hifi posted:

i dont trust the 49ers or rams for qb development for obvious reasons, but we'll see

Yeah, between Jimmy G, Mullins and Beatheard, I think the 49ers QB development is one of the least areas of concern.

Trey looks and acts like a rookie but with more experience he's going to be very good. The season isn't over yet, but the 49ers have to win all the out of division matchups.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

born on a buy you posted:

Bird gang bitch 5-0 they’re gonna win the super bowl

I'm glad Hopkins got that touchdown after Kyler missed him early. I just want all these guys to get along :swoon:

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


who the gently caress names their kid Maxx

also Trey lance rules

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

half cocaine posted:

who the gently caress names their kid Maxx

also Trey lance rules

Parents who plan to raise Tight Ends. Thinking ahead is a sign of great parenting!

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