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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:



Again, completely my fault. A good lesson to lock out your machinery, and don't trust people to follow the most basic of instructions.

During his apprenticeship, my brother learned repeatedly that his boss had a tendency to say things were locked out, without actually locking them out. I am deeply ashamed that he took over ten serious zaps before realizing that a little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I've never had any OSHA/Arbeidstilsynet - worthy incidents, the worst has been some nicks from old computer cases. Office work is safe that way.

The only incident I can remember with someone else was with a student we had who was scanning boxes of sample tubes.

Most of what we have in the freezers is DNA, and most of the DNA is stored in fairly benign buffers, barely above salt water. Some of it is not, though. The older stuff is in Trizol - Trizol proper is guanidinium thiocyanate (a denaturing agent), but the process usually includes some chloroform and phenol. We use fairly small tubes, a couple of mL. Mostly screw-cap, but for whatever reason some of the older projects used flip-top tubes instead. And when you hold a cold flip-top tube with some fraction of volatile chemicals in your hand, some of those chemicals will evaporate and increase the pressure inside.

Which is how he splashed his face with Trizol buffer (and DNA from a presumably long-dead cancer patient) while trying to write down a barcode that wouldn't scan. Some did get in his eye, so he got to really thoroughly test the eye wash station. Apparently not super comfortable, but manageable enough - though I've never heard him complain about anything, so who knows. He was fine, after a few days of irritation.

It hasn't happened before or since, so we're not sure why that one tube decided to go *pop* - but it's a good reminder to wear safety glasses when handling flip-top tubes, just in case.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CwQkvTD.gifv

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

My closest to OSHA story is I was on a team doing a power quality test on a large military aircraft. I had a couple of Fluke meters to hook up to specific circuits in a breaker panel up in the upper deck of the cockpit. I was having a hard time finding wire IDs, so it took me a while and near the end I felt a tingle. I didn't think much of it and it happened a few more times until I touched the wrong thing and got a big shock. Turns out the rest of my team had finished wiring their meters and plugged in external power without letting me know. It tingled for a few days, but otherwise nothing bad came of it. Only 28VDC or 118VAC at least, but it was still dumb all around. They make us take a yearly LOTO training even...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

50% of men are still going to piss in that.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Hexyflexy posted:

50% of men are still going to piss in that.

I am fairly sure that the sign didn't get put up till at least one dude pissed in the hole in the wall.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I would definitely piss in that hole in the wall.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Somebody Photoshop Donnie’s head in there please.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme


This thing went off in my hands as I was repositioning it.

The culprit in the middle there bounced closed at some point because the brain geniuses who engineered this load bank laid a bunch of contactors on their backs, leaving spring pressure fighting gravity to hold them open.

Lessons learned: do not reposition load banks while voltage is present.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I don't know what you said but that's a pretty cool sci-fi prop.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

what the gently caress is happening here

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kitfox88 posted:

what the gently caress is happening here

She's trying to tear off the hose so she can use her waterbending powers to get fuel into her car

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I want to say that she thinks that's where the nozzle is housed... but like... there's no way.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I was genuinely impressed she didn’t have an Oregon plate.

-an Oregonian

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014



Every building engineer who's been around for a minute knows that, anywhere the public can get, if you don't block that hole with plastic you're going to get piss and trash and sometimes people going in there. If you don't bag an out-of-service urinal it doesn't matter if it's overflowing onto peoples' feet, they're gonna piss in it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

sigher posted:

I want to say that she thinks that's where the nozzle is housed... but like... there's no way.

I agree. I think someone that dumb isn't going to be able to come up with a plan like "this thing up here is a connector of some kind, and if I pull it off I might get gasoline out of the pump." If you have the mechanical knowledge to recognize that it's a connector, you probably have enough brainpower to know which way the gasoline flows and understand that isn't going to work.

I think she either did not or cannot read the words on the yellow bag, doesn't realize there is a pump handle hidden underneath it, and is just looking for any shiny metal thing on a hose to stick into the car. She's assuming that is the nozzle.

(it's a Texas plate I think)

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Oct 12, 2021

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/ewrS4gv.mp4

I'm guessing the camera guy had a few thoroughly unwelcome "I told you so"s to hand out.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

ReelBigLizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_VTquJR6fg

I'm always sort of equal parts awe- and dumb-struck by the poo poo some people get up to in the USA. Like you can find the resources and materials to build practically anything in your shed and use it however the gently caress you want and it always seems to manifest in someone in crocs doing something incredibly dangerous near power lines.



eh that's not really much worse than the poo poo people get up to with motorized paragliders/hang gliders and ultralights/etc.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ewrS4gv.mp4

I'm guessing the camera guy had a few thoroughly unwelcome "I told you so"s to hand out.

i was 100% expecting the straps to break. that got me good

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

i was 100% expecting the straps to break. that got me good

After reading through this thread I'm pretty sure cranes just naturally tip over at the end of each day to go to sleep for the night.

edit: ↓↓ It's so if north Korea invades none of them will be able to refuel ↓↓

dr_rat fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Oct 12, 2021

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sagebrush posted:

I agree. I think someone that dumb isn't going to be able to come up with a plan like "this thing up here is a connector of some kind, and if I pull it off I might get gasoline out of the pump." If you have the mechanical knowledge to recognize that it's a connector, you probably have enough brainpower to know which way the gasoline flows and understand that isn't going to work.

I think she either did not or cannot read the words on the yellow bag, doesn't realize there is a pump handle hidden underneath it, and is just looking for any shiny metal thing on a hose to stick into the car. She's assuming that is the nozzle.

(it's a Texas plate I think)

Maybe she's visiting from Korea and is used to the petrol stations where they hate short people?

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Here at Hyundai Oilbank our motto is "gently caress Short People".

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
how the hell do you get those down if you dont have a 2 foot+ vertical jump

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
you grab them with your hands instead of your teeth

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Ok listen i'm the kind of person that has to stand in the cart to reach the top shelf at the grocery store

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

OgNar posted:

Here at Hyundai Oilbank our motto is "gently caress Short People".

And tall trucks, apparently.

Shemp the Stooge
Feb 23, 2001
Japan has those too. They don't do self service gas as far as I know so being tall enough is probably a job requirement

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I really want to see one of those videos where someone leaves the nozzle in the tank as they drive off but instead in Korea you're going to shower the whole station in gas.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


C.M. Kruger posted:

eh that's not really much worse than the poo poo people get up to with motorized paragliders/hang gliders and ultralights/etc.

I'm the powerlines he takes off under

El Chupacabras
Oct 12, 2002
My personal contribution, taken on my way to work: https://i.imgur.com/WIp6Tfe.jpg

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

El Chupacabras posted:

My personal contribution, taken on my way to work: https://i.imgur.com/WIp6Tfe.jpg

Bolivian OSHA, this thread is all over the map!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I cut the back of my hand once trying to wiggle a stuck 4-pin Molex connector loose within a server case. It bled a surprising amount and I had to pause for a while.

This is my OSHA story.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

El Chupacabras posted:

My personal contribution, taken on my way to work: https://i.imgur.com/WIp6Tfe.jpg

*Tugs on strap* This isn't going anywhere!

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Antigravitas posted:

I cut the back of my hand once trying to wiggle a stuck 4-pin Molex connector loose within a server case. It bled a surprising amount and I had to pause for a while.

This is my OSHA story.

If I don’t bleed somewhere inside a computer I’ve built, I get nervous that I didn’t feed the blood gods, and something will end up going wrong down the road. My current gaming build has a big Zalman CPU fan with a bazillion paper thin copper fins…and a few have dark blotches on them from where the back of a finger got pulped while installing RAM. I tried to clean it and ended up cutting another finger.

One time, I built a computer unscathed in college, and a year later one of the ICs caught fire and let all the magic smoke out. Yay superstition.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

I agree. I think someone that dumb isn't going to be able to come up with a plan like "this thing up here is a connector of some kind, and if I pull it off I might get gasoline out of the pump." If you have the mechanical knowledge to recognize that it's a connector, you probably have enough brainpower to know which way the gasoline flows and understand that isn't going to work.

I think she either did not or cannot read the words on the yellow bag, doesn't realize there is a pump handle hidden underneath it, and is just looking for any shiny metal thing on a hose to stick into the car. She's assuming that is the nozzle.

(it's a Texas plate I think)

yeah it's a Texas plate

what is that sticker with the blue background and two yellow bars anyway?

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

hawowanlawow posted:

yeah it's a Texas plate

what is that sticker with the blue background and two yellow bars anyway?

Human Rights Campaign fund logo. Posting it on social media to show LGBTQ+ solidarity trended several years back.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

C.M. Kruger posted:

eh that's not really much worse than the poo poo people get up to with motorized paragliders/hang gliders and ultralights/etc.

Humphreys posted:

I'm the powerlines he takes off under

I'm the mono-wheel e-scooter thing he uses to drive the craft through busy traffic on it's little pram wheels.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Friend sent me a picture of a partially degloved hand with the caption 'my boss is no longer forklift certified'.

'Is that yours or his?'
'His'
'Keep your arms, legs, and head inside the ride at all times'
'My boss disagrees'

Apparently they don't expect he will ever regain feeling in that hand.

Forklifts are made to fuckle, and they don't care who they fuckle

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
friend of mine told me I got mentioned in this thread, thanks for the shoutout! I've not really posted much about the outright deaths and mutilations and stuff but they absolutely do happen occasionally. apparently years ago a dude broke the major rule of "don't hop out of the bay doors trucks back onto because they can't see your stupid rear end while backing on door" to retrieve a bunch of boxes that fell outside while there was no truck, and he got crushed against the building by the trailer.

an elderly coworker of mine was moving a bunch of pallets with a pallet jack when the jack abruptly catastrophically failed, slamming the pallets down and yanking the handle up, sending him into the air and from what I hear broke his leg and some ribs when he hit the concrete. I think he retired after that, can't blame him, he'd been there like 40 years. The equipment we use in this building is very often as old as I am, with all the fun safety problems that comes with.
this just makes me think about how we have the most heinous cavemen at my UPS hub, and an out of order sign, taped up stalls, nothing stops them. there was a toilet where the piping broke, so they disabled the water flow to that bathroom and heavily taped up the stall as well as shut down the bathroom entirely, putting up a barrier and out of order sign. someone proceeded to go inside, tear off the tape from the stall and take a massive poo poo in the nonfunctional toilet, and then other people did the same, filling the entire bowl with multiple people's poo poo, piss and toilet paper. they weren't going to fix the toilet for a while hence the tape, and so all that poo poo just sat and festered for a full week. you could smell it a good way across the building, and close up was vomit-inducing. it took a union steward threatening to have inspectors come see it in person to get them to do something about it.

just...what the gently caress, people. there was another bathroom literally 100 feet away with a functioning toilet. if it was spite making GBS threads, then...you didn't do anything to spite the company, just your coworkers.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Every night was an OSHA violation at UPS:

Coolers full of bees, exploding boxes full of rimfire bullets whizzing past my face, watching a guy lose his prosthetic leg while breaking a box jam with his foot, coworker getting splashed in the face when a jar full of mercury broke open on his slide, boss getting his hand degloved in a transfer plate, people trying to ship live kittens and snakes (not together), that one time someone tried shipping a jar of nitroglycerine.
coolers full of bees? when did you work there? they've since downgraded to this:

Captain Invictus posted:



I took a short video of them crawling around inside there, sorry it's not very good, it was super hard to get a decent view through the slots in the terrible lighting inside the building.
https://i.imgur.com/XlcVO7K.mp4

it's loving mindboggling that they ship live bees in a container like that nowadays. the old way was wooden crates with steel mesh and a secondary box inside to ensure that there wasn't a quick and easy way for it to break open and release the bees everywhere. this one is just a lovely plastic box that weighs MAYBE a pound where the plastic is so thin they can straight up stick their heads and limbs(as you can somewhat see in the pictures/video, but not the rest of their bodies) through the slots. It's nuts. There's a 3-inch-thick layer of bees at the bottom of the box that I thought were dead, but no, they were just kinda...hanging out down there, still alive, just a big ol' pile of bees not bothering to crawl all over the place like the 20% that were swarming along the top of the box where the queen bee container is attached to to keep the bees focused and contained by it.
there was an old bee crate back in the day that got caught between two metal things(a bulk train and the corner of a belt frame iirc) and exploded open, infuriating the hundreds if not thousands of now-released bees, and they had to evacuate the building until an exterminator came. poor bees.

a major UPS hub is a nightmare factory of steel, rust, and concrete, and that's before you get people shipping poo poo they're not supposed and/or in ways they're not supposed to.

Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Oct 12, 2021

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