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Hey at least he understands water displacement! And nothing else, but still. I feel like that represents major progress for these morons
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SocketWrench posted:Probably be considered humane to blow here head off at that point since her hips would be pounded to dust I'll assume she uses a fleshlight mounted in a jackhammer to get him close to reduce collateral damage.
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Holy crap, it gets dumber. He deleted his post, but then: Pio later wrote in response to Blue Virginia's post, "When you take things out of bath water, the bath water decreases, does it not? Got a lot of hate from your group for asking a question about taking things out of the water. Curious when you stopped believing in pure physics? I guess you don't believe in science experiments?"
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Oct 12, 2021 20:45
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Play posted:Hey at least he understands water displacement! And nothing else, but still. I feel like that represents major progress for these morons If we all walk out into the sea and grab the biggest rock we can find and drag it to high land, we can stop sea level rise and own the libs. THATS loving SCIENCE, BIATCH!
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Oct 12, 2021 20:46
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Jon Gruden should've won some playoff games if he wanted to be racist
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Oct 12, 2021 20:47
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LordSloth posted:Holy crap, it gets dumber. He deleted his post, but then: Let's just a do a little experiment where we talk all these enormous ships out of the water to potentially move the sea level, what, a millimeter?
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Oct 12, 2021 20:48
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The solution is to simply grow massive underwater sponge farms. To soak up all the extra water.
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Oct 12, 2021 20:51
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Play posted:Hey at least he understands water displacement! And nothing else, but still. I feel like that represents major progress for these morons He's a modern day Archimedes ...in that I'm sure that as soon as he made this discovery about water displacement, he jumped out of his bathtub and started excitedly running down the street naked shouting about how he discovered something known by first-graders
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Oct 12, 2021 20:53
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loving NUKE THE WATER Xerxes had the sea whipped, I'd say we've advanced quite a bit since then
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Oct 12, 2021 20:54
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You know if we could just convince fish not to piss and poo poo in the oceans and use the toilet like normal people, we wouldn’t have this issue.
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Oct 12, 2021 20:55
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If we melt all the glaciers and ice-caps, the land will rise due to isostatic rebound. Also, if we make all the volcanoes erupt by nuking them the lava will create more land for everyone to live on. bing bong problem solved
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Oct 12, 2021 20:56
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Good news friend! We are well on our way
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Oct 12, 2021 20:57
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When you flush your toilet 10, 15 times you fill up the ocean
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wilderthanmild posted:Let's just a do a little experiment where we talk all these enormous ships out of the water to potentially move the sea level, what, a millimeter? My math is probably off, but I think you'd need about 361,000,000,000 cubic meters of displacement to move it a millimetre. The heaviest shp in the world displaces 900,000 cubic meters of water. So You'd need 400,000 of the biggest ship in the world to move one millimetre. Currently, there are about 50,000 active merchant ships worldwide. I don't think this is going to work guys.
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Outrail posted:My math is probably off, but I think you'd need about 361,000,000,000 cubic meters of displacement to move it a millimetre. So we need to build more ships?
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Oct 12, 2021 21:03
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okay so that was a bad idea. but listen to this: all those sea world type places shutting down? get the dolphin and whale pools outta those, fill them with water, then strap them to a rocket and launch that poo poo into space!!!
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what if we tried freezing the water, and then keeping it in places where its cold hold on, someone is saying we're out of cold places
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Oct 12, 2021 21:04
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Remember when that weird moving van showed up at the Whitehouse immediately after Trump lost the election? In other news, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-aides-g7-goodie-bags-b1936674.html 
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Lamech posted:what if we tried freezing the water, and then keeping it in places where its cold build more refrigerators
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Legit LMAO
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:okay so that was a bad idea. but listen to this: all those sea world type places shutting down? get the dolphin and whale pools outta those, fill them with water, then strap them to a rocket and launch that poo poo into space!!! We can beam up all that poo poo and ship it to the future! 
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Oct 12, 2021 21:15
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LordSloth posted:Holy crap, it gets dumber. He deleted his post, but then:
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Oct 12, 2021 21:23
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Just dunk Charlie Kirk’s giant, spongey head in one of those big dick toilet bowls and ring it out 100 times a day for 5 years and we’ll get there faster than any meaningful changes we could possibly make as a species to address rising sea levels.
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I think we could build series of thin water pipes reaching into space then a combination of capillary action and centripetal force would keep pumping it into one of the lagrange points
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Oct 12, 2021 21:27
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Couldn't the rise in sea levels be countered by making the Earth even hotter? Earth gets hot, ice caps melt, sea level rises. Earth gets hotter, that extra water from the ice caps evaporates, sea level back to normal.
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Oct 12, 2021 21:30
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Alternatively, have a million women watch Ben Shapiro’s podcast then wade into the sea.
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Vesi posted:I think we could build series of thin water pipes reaching into space then a combination of capillary action and centripetal force would keep pumping it into one of the lagrange points Use the Sun with a gigantic magnifying glass to convert the oceans into steam which we can then pump to the top of mountains where it will condense and freeze, until it makes a big enough snowball that it rolls down the mountain and katamari damacys everyone
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Vesi posted:I think we could build series of thin water pipes reaching into space then a combination of capillary action and centripetal force would keep pumping it into one of the lagrange points I'm sure you could persuade a young-earth creationist megachurch to fund it and recreate the great holy Ice Canopy.
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Harry_Potato posted:If we all walk out into the sea and grab the biggest rock we can find and drag it to high land, we can stop sea level rise and own the libs. THATS loving SCIENCE, BIATCH! Even the Dutch are laughing at this fucker
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wuffles posted:Alternatively, have a million women watch Ben Shapiro’s podcast then wade into the sea. Close but... What if we dump all the Tampons into the sea? The absorb the water and then we just put them in the little bin next to the toilet. Sea level rise owned by Tampax!
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Batterypowered7 posted:You actually got me to look Thank God I'm not the only one.
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We could just breed billions of puffer-fish. Startle them all at once, and they'll suck up the water! 
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 Sounds totally 100% real!
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wuffles posted:Alternatively, have a million women watch Ben Shapiro’s podcast then wade into the sea. LOL!!!
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The Last Call posted:
the gently caress is ammelanaia
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Alan Smithee posted:the gently caress is ammelanaia It's the 420th incarnation of Melania
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Alan Smithee posted:the gently caress is ammelanaia It's the part of the alphabet song that goes really fast so you have to slur the letters together
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Alan Smithee posted:the gently caress is ammelanaia The totally not Melania that was showing up at a few appearances of course.
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The Last Call posted:The totally not Melania that was showing up at a few appearances of course. She's right there, in the window! Smiling and waving at all of us
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