|
Who What Now posted:He's not wrong that Superman "protesting" deportations instead of actively doing something about it is stupid as hell, but on the other hand who loving cares what the lamest Superman thinks? 
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 09:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 02:03 |
|
|
Amazing Zimmo posted:having sex with anyone or anything makes you gay Not having sex makes you gay too. Everything makes you gay!
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 10:11
|
|
|
Bogus Adventure posted:"Hi, I just realized that I was intentionally not doing my work, and am afraid that this coupled with my rear end in a top hat attitude will get me fired. Please advise." Not like there aren't a gently caress ton of jobs out there desperately looking for workers... *unvaxxed* Oh, well, gently caress you then. Maybe tug on those boot straps you're all so fond of
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 10:16
|
|
|
Jesus loving wept I used to be a computer toucher so I know all about shirking duty but you're supposed to be smart about it. loving yourself over with gross misconduct and not even being brave enough to admit you're a lovely worker for doing so is some powerful delusional thinking I'm all for fighting wage theft by taking liberties but if you poo poo on the carpet you gotta expect people to ask about the smell
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 10:34
|
|
|
400 tickets is gently caress all and the company won't give a poo poo lmao
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 10:43
|
|
|
abigserve posted:400 tickets is gently caress all and the company won't give a poo poo lmao But don't you see? HIS tickets were all extremely important, because he's a strong man who could never be replaced! His coworkers are all just a bunch of cucks doing cuck work, but his tickets were for real things like a battery stopped charging and someone accidentally disabled their touchpad
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 11:10
|
|
|
 That is the thickest-looking goddamned child I ever did see
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 11:12
|
|
|
Dude definitely spent all day posting on the Donald lol
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 11:13
|
|
|
"I'm hosed" post is great because it shows that they never see "admit fault and ask forgiveness" as an option. It's lie or run, nothing else. Dude was definitely posting "hello fellow pedes" and memes from a company machine on the Donald no doubt pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Oct 13, 2021 |
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 11:17
|
|
|
WILDTURKEY101 posted:white privilege 2 : Hella Boogaloo Cops at a random breath test stop us, get him to blow in the bag. Genius diversion tactics were to turn up the stereo and for me to unlace/start doing up my Doc Martens on the dash being uber detached and not sweating bullets about the OUNCE each of us just scored underneath the seats. Test negative for booze (we now test for everything), other cop shines light in the windows, nothing to see here! We go on our merry way and erupt about 100 metres away. Have never felt such relief and cockiness in our short lives. Cut to an hour later, back home I hear my father and brother arguing in the driveway about something. From my vantage point, to my horror I can see the ounce bag I have dropped directly between them on the ground. Evacuating breezeblocks once again I march outside indignantly admonishing them for acting like pork chops at 10.30pm and in one move swipe the bag up and into the wheely bin. "What was that?" "McDonalds rubbish, can you go inside? Now??". After they square off and leave I retrieve it and am utterly stunned that it's been 2 times in 2 hours I could have been totally ruined.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 11:30
|
|
|
Rod Hoofhearted posted:https://twitter.com/rightwingcope/status/1447971010309939200?s=21 not new. alot of these chuds are either weird self hating fucks or think anything outside doggy and punching the girl in the back of the head of she makes a sound is "for homos"
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:12
|
|
|
Been vaccinated since April. Still haven't turned gay or impotent. Pls help
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:18
|
|
|
hotdog feet posted:Been vaccinated since April. Still haven't turned gay or impotent. Pls help Try having sex, that should help with the gay.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:23
|
|
|
Dapper_Swindler posted:not new. alot of these chuds are either weird self hating fucks or think anything outside doggy and punching the girl in the back of the head of she makes a sound is "for homos" Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay?
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:28
|
|
|
hotdog feet posted:Been vaccinated since April. Still haven't turned gay or impotent. Pls help Have you even tried facesitting or cowgirl? You have to try a little
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:29
|
|
|
If facesitting makes you gay then I am the gayest man alive
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:35
|
|
|
100% of these fools who think face sitting and reverse cowgirl are gay acts think that way because deep down they want to get pegged rubber-balls deep and they literally cannot process it or accept it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:36
|
|
|
hotdog feet posted:Been vaccinated since April. Still haven't turned gay or impotent. Pls help I've been vaccinated since March, I've lost a decent amount of weight, my blood test have immediately been getting better since, and I've had more energy than ever before. Whether it's the fault of the vaccine I don't know, I'm just asking questions.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:39
|
|
|
smoobles posted:If facesitting makes you gay then I am the gayest man alive Big hairy pussy on my face, a gay man. Conservatives are great for laughs, always unintentionally.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:49
|
|
|
mono posted:Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay? something like that. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:100% of these fools who think face sitting and reverse cowgirl are gay acts think that way because deep down they want to get pegged rubber-balls deep and they literally cannot process it or accept it. that or some other weird hang up they have.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 12:54
|
|
|
Silhouette posted:THE LESBIONICS: GAY ROBOTS FROM ANOTHER WORLD Sign me up plz
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:03
|
|
|
mono posted:Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay? Are you thinking of Kanye West and finger in the rear end?
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:04
|
|
|
Lesbianic is Brainiac's daughter who he loves because she records all intelligent life from a different perspective before blowing it up.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:08
|
|
|
mono posted:Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay? There’s a disturbing number of anecdotes in the r/relationships thread about men who don’t wipe properly because doing anything in the butt area including the barest amount of hygiene is super gay. Also you may be thinking of the guy who didn’t wipe but claimed to clean himself in the sink after pooping?
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:15
|
|
|
mono posted:Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay? I think this was an r/relationships type screencap post. Everybody keeps re-associating it with incels and Proud Boys and everybody else though, it's amazing the life it's taken on and how far it's come from its origins
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:16
|
|
|
Motorboating big titties…gay? Need to know in the next few minutes.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:18
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:18
|
|
|
I wonder if Melania ever found out it’s not just an unwiped rear end but also an unchanged diap
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:20
|
|
|
Oh Andy, satire is long dead and buried my friend.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:21
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Motorboating big titties…gay? Need to know in the next few minutes. I had the gayest night imaginable last night. Watched a "Hollyweird" movie with my wife (who is a woman, imagine hanging out with a woman all night!), cooked dinner, and then watched the new Chucky TV show (which is also gay now). Only way it could have been gayer is if I'd dared to put a finger within 3 feet of my anus.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:22
|
|
|
smoobles posted:If facesitting makes you gay then I am the gayest man alive *NO HOMIO* I try to yell, but my cries are muffled by my gfs large rear end cheeks. The gay intensifies.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:27
|
|
|
A Fancy Hat posted:I had the gayest night imaginable last night. Watched a "Hollyweird" movie with my wife (who is a woman, imagine hanging out with a woman all night!), cooked dinner, and then watched the new Chucky TV show (which is also gay now). Wow cucked much lib?
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:28
|
|
|
I would not be surprised if the next thing they propose is that it's straight to be gay. ... By Huey Lewis and the News.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:32
|
|
|
mono posted:Wasn't there also a mega alpha that didn't wipe his rear end because that would make him gay? That's an entire genre of r/relationships posts
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:36
|
|
|
Wiping is gay too
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:37
|
|
|
Power Khan posted:Wiping is gay too LOL...all this reminds me of that onion article from long ago about the christian couple finally having sex and how the dude is not allowed to touch his own dick to guide it into his wife.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:38
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Oh Andy, satire is long dead and buried my friend. Borowitz has never been funny
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:40
|
|
|
Not to be confused with lesbonics, the language lesbian women use
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:40
|
|
|
Everything that was an onion article "long ago" is now reality.
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 02:03 |
|
|
Holy poo poo, can you remember 2016?
|
|
#
?
Oct 13, 2021 13:42
|
|