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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
AEW gonna need a 3rd tv show to have an even match with NXT. Maybe at 4 AM on discovery channel or something

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

That DICK! posted:

paul is fine

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

hhh is like the wrestling version of bolsanaro, collecting new diseases with every change to NXT

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Destroy My Sweater posted:

hhh is like the wrestling version of bolsanaro, collecting new diseases with every change to NXT

Every time HHH tries to get back into the performance center he gets attacked by a wild ostrich

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/RobViper/status/1448199953562669059

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Drakkel posted:

Every time HHH tries to get back into the performance center he gets attacked by a wild ostrich

No, the parking lot ninjas he has allowed to propagate.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Maigius posted:

No, the parking lot ninjas he has allowed to propagate.

They followed Samoa Joe from TNA and festered

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WWE leaking AEW ratings

https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1448392059006689286?t=kiLBcmbXZEd5rLBnxZTmBA&s=09

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
lol ok i'm on board with this

https://twitter.com/jonmoxIeys/status/1448340227194556426?s=20

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

aoh tony nangelo said earlier he likes to resolve situations consider this situation fully resolved

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Weekend at Paul's where HBK and Regal use his corpse to fool Stephanie and get all his WWE stock

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Blaise330 posted:

AEW gonna need a 3rd tv show to have an even match with NXT. Maybe at 4 AM on discovery channel or something

NXT has already lost to multiple episodes of Rhodes to the Top.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


so the strategy is to leak ratings early that are gonna come out anyway a short time afterward

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Orange Carlisle posted:

so the strategy is to leak ratings early that are gonna come out anyway a short time afterward

They’re slightly worse than the final ratings, so the weekend’s wrestling news narrative is “oh wow look how lovely AEW’s numbers are” with the hope that by Monday when the real figures come out nobody is paying attention anymore and the original story is what sticks.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

fast nationals are going to be the biggest gap between Rampage and Smackdown, all they want is their favored outlets reporting how number good/aew is in the mud for a day or two

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
But... the only people who care about ratings are nerds on Twitter and Something Awful??

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Tony Spaghetti-o is the future

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

They’re slightly worse than the final ratings, so the weekend’s wrestling news narrative is “oh wow look how lovely AEW’s numbers are” with the hope that by Monday when the real figures come out nobody is paying attention anymore and the original story is what sticks.

I appreciate the explanation, thank you

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

AEW gonna need a 3rd tv show to have an even match with NXT. Maybe at 4 AM on discovery channel or something

soon destination america will be a viable option

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hedgehog Pie posted:

But... the only people who care about ratings are nerds on Twitter and Something Awful??

from the depths of the vincebunker: und den die ratings story will destroy AEW! wo ist steiner's relief force?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

from the depths of the vincebunker: und den die ratings story will destroy AEW! wo ist steiner's relief force?

Surely you mean Breakker's relief force.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
triple h hasn’t tweeted since September 22 :tinfoil:

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Seams posted:

triple h hasn’t tweeted since September 22 :tinfoil:

Maybe he forgot to use the sword spray?

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
he’s dead Jim!!! Ahahahhe

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Triple H got Terri Schiavo'd, Undertaker Style

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Seams posted:

triple h hasn’t tweeted since September 22 :tinfoil:

Isolation for Loser Hunter

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Isolation for Loser Hunter

More like intubation for Loser Hunter.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Sorry Hunter, creative has nothing for you at this time.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

JT Smiley posted:

At a certain point you just gotta let the hair go and I say this as a man who started balding in his 20s.

HBK actually did shave it all the way off a couple years back but old habits, I guess

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


DogsInSpace! posted:

More like intubation for Loser Hunter.

WWE is trying to recreate with Triple H the goodwill AEW gained with their treatment of Brodie Lee's declining health.

Except no one actually gives a poo poo what happens to Hunter.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


If Hunter dies I will stop making loser Hunter jokes for one day out of respect.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
If that happens, I demand the thread title be changed to "Cremation for Loser Hunter".

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Q_res posted:

If that happens, I demand the thread title be changed to "Cremation for Loser Hunter".

drat

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Q_res posted:

If that happens, I demand the thread title be changed to "Cremation for Loser Hunter".

Burial for Loser Hunter.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Humiliation -> Vindication -> Cremation


C'mon man...

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Q_res posted:

Humiliation -> Vindication -> Cremation


C'mon man...

Damnit, okay, fair.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*in over the top Vince voice*

“Triple Helmsley….DIG YOUR OWN GRAAAAAVE!”

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Just loop the HHH shovel gif on an entire page in tribute for the true master of the shovel

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


SatoshiMiwa posted:

Just loop the HHH shovel gif on an entire page in tribute for the true master of the shovel

This I am very down with

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