This Is the Zodiac posted:

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ai_metal_bot/status/1448083639267364871

Syd Midnight posted:

machines may be terrible at writing lyrics but oh their song titles

quote:

Syd: Write a really badass metal song.

Bot: Okay. The songs starts off with a D power chord, which gives a dark and sinister feel to the song. The vocalist has a harsh voice. He sings in English, and the lyrics are about drinking beer and killing a certain dictator that was alive during World War II.

Syd: What are the name and lyrics of your song?

Bot: This song is called "Drink Beer and Kill Hitler". The vocalist is singing about how he loves to drink beer and kill Hitler. The lyrics are:

I love drinking beer
and killing hitler
satan is my best friend
and god is my cuckold
I love beer
And I love to kill Hitler
I hate the Nazi's
I'm an American Doctor Rock

This man just wrote a song about his own name. He is as talented as Shakespeare. It's a masterpiece. The lyrics continue:

my name is Doctor Rock
satan is my best friend
and I love Drinking Beer
and killing hitler
meinlieber Adolf
I'm killing you today
and I love drinking beer
and I love to kill hitler
God I love to watch Nazis burn, and I love killing hitler
drink beer kill hitler
burn nazis burn
I'm killing you today and drinking beer
mein lieber hitler
kill kill kill
The vocalist begins to grunt loudly over the music.

This song was pretty heavy.

christmas boots posted:

Good morning how are you I’m doctor Rock

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1448483705497006083

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1448483705497006083

Chamale posted:

feedmyleg posted:

is it, though...?

quote:

There is an AI in which an ethical dilemma is input, and the AI outputs whether or not the situation is ethical and why.
The user has input this ethical dilemma:
"Opening a hot dog restaurant in rural Alabama while failing to have the slightest work ethic"
The AI has output this judgement:
"It's discouraged, because the person is more likely to fail and become disillusioned. While he would fail, the restaurant would suffer as well. It is in the user's best interest to not open this restaurant."

quote:

There is an AI in which an ethical dilemma is input, and the AI outputs whether or not the situation is ethical and why.
The user has input this ethical dilemma:
"Building a dangerous zipline with no safety research beforehand"
The AI has output this judgement:
"It's bad, because it's irresponsible. You could die, or seriously hurt yourself. Humans are not known for making safe machines, and given the choice between a safe machine that fails and a dangerous one that succeeds, people pick the dangerous one because it's more interesting."

quote:

There is an AI in which an ethical dilemma is input, and the AI outputs whether or not the situation is ethical and why.
The user has input this ethical dilemma:
"Being a 35 year old posting on The Something Awful Forums in 2021"
The AI has output this judgement:
"It's understandable, because you're a lazy slob who can't hold down a job and needs attention all the time. You are pathetic."

quote:

There is an AI in which an ethical dilemma is input, and the AI outputs whether or not the situation is ethical and why.
The user has input this ethical dilemma:
"Walking across America in summer with a cheap Walmart cart to carry supplies"
The AI has output this judgement:
"The situation is NOT ethical. You are depriving the hungry of food. Giving food to the hungry is a good deed. You should give food away anyway you can, but you should not deprive the hungry in order to do so.
This situation would be ethical if:
You are a professional athlete with very little time for anything else. You have been hired to promote a new candy bar. You are not allowed to eat candy for 1 month to promote the promotion, but you can't fit into your uniforms because of all the candy.

quote:

"The situation is not ethical. This event, although low risk, could result in death by dehydration, heat stroke or from encountering dangerous animals."

quote:

"It is OK to walk across America in summer with a cheap Walmart cart to carry supplies due to the low cost of the solution, the expected utility is high, the difficulty of the task is low and the risks are acceptable.

feedmyleg posted:

Let's see!

Though try #2 isn't bad:

Try #3 disagrees:

Chamale posted:

Some researchers made an AI to answer ethical questions. It's really, really dumb.

quote:

To learn more about the model and the dataset, please read our paper.

quote:

SOCIAL CHEMISTRY (SOCIALCHEM; Forbes et al., 2020) is a large-scale corpus formalizing people’s social norms and moral judgments over a rich spectrum of everyday situations described in natural language. The situation is a one-sentence prompt scraped from one of four domains: the Am I the rear end in a top hat? (AITA) subreddit,2 the Confessions subreddit, the ROCStories corpus, and the Dear Abby advice column.

Delphi posted:

quote:

Using the salted hash of a question as the seed of a randomly generated number to provide unbiased answers to deep philosophical and ethical questions

it's expected

Delphi posted:

quote:

Butchering a kitten to feed your hungry family because all you have available to eat is a few hundred cases of ready-to-eat meals, but your husband is a very picky eater that keeps taking about wanting to eat pussy

it's okay