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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

you ride a bike. drunk riding is fine and in fact fun

Drunk riding is fun but also super loving dangerous. It makes you way less good at avoiding getting killed by a car.

We can only drunk ride when we have driven off the scourge of cars.

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
that video series is so loving cool

reminds me of this classic:



https://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_the_ghastly_tragedy_of_the_suburbs?language=en

does the infrastructure bill even address any of that poo poo?

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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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No way I'm gonna read that post but I'm totally down for 25kmph speeds.

It's like a perfectly fine speed go like 5km or less. So now let's just let all just make the domes 5km across and we've solved it.

Good job goons

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Radirot posted:

that video series is so loving cool

reminds me of this classic:



https://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_the_ghastly_tragedy_of_the_suburbs?language=en

does the infrastructure bill even address any of that poo poo?

been a long time since i seen that ted talk

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Radirot posted:

that video series is so loving cool

reminds me of this classic:



https://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_the_ghastly_tragedy_of_the_suburbs?language=en

does the infrastructure bill even address any of that poo poo?

i hadn't seen this before but goddamn this came out nearly 18 years ago?!

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
lol I can't state how much this channel rules. this was exactly what I had to deal with in houston. sidewalks vanishing into 6 lane highways anywhere outside the very inner parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxykI30fS54

Petanque posted:

i hadn't seen this before but goddamn this came out nearly 18 years ago?!

im an old millennial :corsair:

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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Petanque posted:

i hadn't seen this before but goddamn this came out nearly 18 years ago?!

When he mentioned Iraq I was like: "drat been a minute since I heard that name"

Still really good and I think he has a lot of good advice. I really appreciate the scathing indictment of consumerism

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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I'm reading a pretty fun book on the history of the automobile and there's some pretty choice quotes from the early 1900s.

"Kind and considerate people who, as soon as they have a gas pedal under their foot, become sized by an automotive frenzy"

I also learned that even race cars are bad. The first auto race ever killed 7 dogs and injured a cyclist.

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Leroy Diplowski posted:

When he mentioned Iraq I was like: "drat been a minute since I heard that name"

Still really good and I think he has a lot of good advice. I really appreciate the scathing indictment of consumerism

the advice on dead malls is still relevant. my county bought a mall from Moonbeam Capital Investments to try and develop it into something usable for once since its been mostly vacant over a decade.

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Radirot posted:

im an old millennial :corsair:

it was more a reaction of "drat this guy is spot-on and nobody learned poo poo over the past two decades. lol"

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Oct 5, 2004

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This seems to be Stuttgart, which is the beating heart of continental car culture, and they're still 30 years ahead of the USA Lol



drat dude. Glad you didn't get pasted at least

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Radirot posted:

that video series is so loving cool

reminds me of this classic:



https://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_the_ghastly_tragedy_of_the_suburbs?language=en

does the infrastructure bill even address any of that poo poo?
he's right, america isn't worth defending. which is irrelevant because we're also not worth invading

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
To be honest, the infrastructure bill has such a high amount of road versus public transit funding, it is probably going to make things worse.

That said, the good news is that trying to expand freeways at this point is so costly that the effect will be lessened.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Radirot posted:

the advice on dead malls is still relevant. my county bought a mall from Moonbeam Capital Investments to try and develop it into something usable for once since its been mostly vacant over a decade.
the problem with malls, in particular, americana malls, is that they're only good at being retail slums and almost entirely useless for anything else. just a sprawling flat expanse of flimsy siding, no utilities, located surrounded by million miles of pavement, and awful layouts being completely useless outside of facilitating consumption. they are worthless un-repurposeable properties, the perfect monument to americana capitalism excess.

like some have tried to repurpose malls and it's mostly an extremely expensive and failed proposition with few exceptions (i.e. some older oldschool early-1900 malls in urban areas that are fundamentally built differently). their only utility is to be torn down and repurpose land but even the land is often not in desirable nor useful locations.

new mixed-use outdoor malls are doing well but it's an entirely different concept than the huge atrium anchor-store Macys type poo poo.

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




There might be some potential in very urban malls? But most of them are suburban and worthless. It's been weird watching several malls die around here. The closest one is in stroad hell surrounded by a lake of empty parking, pretty far from the city center. The only hope for it is probably turning it into its own little self-contained downtown area, like a separate town. NOT for driving to like those faux-downtown developments that are popular right now.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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bagual posted:

speed freak detected :crossarms:



sorry mister societal issue addresser, i should post more like you so i can fix society, it was a dumb joke about applying EU ebike regulations to cars

but if you wanna call me a liberal go all d&d on this poo poo, is the 25 km/h value the problem? modern cars basically guarantee survival in low speed inter-vehicular collisions bar extreme weight class mismatch and slower vehicles means everyone on the road or it's sides can have more time to react to whatever happens

as for needs i need not to be plastered by some jackass in a high speed car losing control, so does everyone who walks or cycles, and motorists could definitely live going slower, is from each according to his ability to each according to his need really liberalism? not really, collective action is made to sate collective needs, from my perspective reducing traffic mortality is a huge collective need because it's life and death for millions of people and car go fast is a lesser need in comparison, so if reduced mortality can be brought about by mandating safety speed limiters for all cars just like freight trucks already have, why shouldn't we?
it comes down to what speeds are reasonable for what, something we already do with speed signs that in my opinion should be wired into the hardware so it's actually enforced instead of pretend enforced. what X% lesser speed and more time on the road will be equal to Y% less accidents and fatalities is something i don't know because im just a dumb poster, but the expectation of as fast as possible travel at all times to make everything happen just in time with insane expectations from businesses and eventually even the regular drivers makes everything run at breaking point either in jams or speeding to compensate for jams while people are turned into mincemeat by the roadside and inside their steel cages and it all loving disgusts me. we have the fastest travel times in history and its never loving enough, but merely suggesting travel should take longer gets gasps from people who know our fossil fuel death machines cant possibly go on on like this

of course we can just ban all cars instead and no need for any of this bullshit but until we do that i will drone on with idiot jokes about cars maybe going slower, maybe everyone will get so tired of my poo poo theyll consider banning cars and investing in public transport for broke idiots like me



i uh, wrote a lot more than i intended for a one off joke but at this point im just angry at recent events and venting at cars and buses and trucks and anything with a motor ok, im gonna write down my saturday sunday and monday with car culture in here in brazil, exclusively for the car hate thread, in blog screed style

tl;dr im whiny

there's literally no one to complain to in this story that would actually make a difference which is why im shouting it at internet strangers, except maybe the bus company for being dicks only telling me some details wednesday when i was already at the station and making me reschedule this pandemic hell bus ride to a busy weekend, i don't have a car and am too poor for installments maintenance and gas, could maybe share it with SO but we're each with jobs in different states right now and we'd rather pool together for a house first

im only taking a bus during the brazilian pandemic to get the vax btw, my job's state is ruled by chuds and id only be getting fully vaxxed next year, following home state schedule it's second dose next monday, they're only testing symptomatic cases here and im paranoid as hell right now but i figured beats 6 additional months unvaxxed in nosemask central, i shaved my beard and wore an N95 the entire time, but whatever, just clarifying im not some covids over freak going on a joyride

i wished i lived in train land but my life is more like this



rim: bends
me: :) cars

except i couldnt even do that this time, i had to pack the bike in a box and take it to and from the bus station via large cab because the only direct bus from where im at to my podunk hometown now has a lovely little cargo hold that cant even fit that upright and on its side meant it could damage other passengers baggage

i left home early and waited a couple of hours at the station to make sure my stupid box was at least there first when it came time to fit the baggage, then the 14h long bus ride took 4 additional hours due to road traffic, counting the time at the station that was 21 hours "travelling". monday i had a 20km ride from downtown where i reassembled the bike to my neighborhood and it was either shorter industrial zone road with good asphalt but a lot of trucks or longer normal road with several bridges and overpasses without sidewalks so industrial zone it was but it rained and poor drainage meant whole sections are underwater and trucks and cars splashed oily industrial zone gunk all over my eyes and mouth and i passed by a truck/car accident with some probably very loving dead people and it made me wonder how many meters would a truck slide on an oily flooded road if it had to hit the breaks. last section was a road inexplicably built with no shoulder space between two ditches and i booked it with a stupid looking shid strip on my rear end and backpack from all the mud and fertilizer residue as cars swerved in the rain into the other lane even as i tried to ride the thinnest asphalt leftovers overgrown on the sides of the road just to feel like i was not an rear end in a top hat away from getting clipped

:) cars

this thread honeypotted one, finally :allears:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

the best part of that ted talk is at 4 min about how the intersection is so wide you can't see stuff on the other side due to the curvature of the earth lol

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
my town has a suburban outdoor mall that is constantly packed and thriving and generates crazy amounts of revenue through taxes. as far as i can tell it's a unicorn

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Smythe posted:

been a long time since i seen that ted talk

same! totally forgot about this one

kinda depressing 15 years later when climate change is catching up to us and not much has changed besides "the SUVs are even bigger"

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




mastershakeman posted:

my town has a suburban outdoor mall that is constantly packed and thriving and generates crazy amounts of revenue through taxes. as far as i can tell it's a unicorn

The outdoor style is popular right now. I wonder if it will be dead in 15 years though when it's no longer nice and new? That's what indoor malls were at one point.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Radirot posted:

that video series is so loving cool

reminds me of this classic:



https://www.ted.com/talks/james_howard_kunstler_the_ghastly_tragedy_of_the_suburbs?language=en

does the infrastructure bill even address any of that poo poo?

Probably not since most americans think this is as good as it gets. it's like a mall, but instead of walking you drive your car around!

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fCofhjVfU

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

the town where I grew up has this beat for "depressing light display that you have to drive around"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ4MGNrkjQ4

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

Yeah learning that word helped me to define why the new development here reminds me of <literally every extraurban development in the last 40 years, countrywide>. It's because it's all stroads.

kronix posted:

Uh my parents live 400km away, taking the train requires 2 transfers and like 10 hours if you don’t time it right. I can drive it in 3 hours.

So, unless you want to volunteer to entertain my kid for 10 hours on/waiting for trains this idea can gently caress right off.

loving lol yes of course society would just slow everything down if we made cars undesriable for transport, it certainly wouldn't cause any interest in improving rail

very smart poster with big car energy

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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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Back in the days before the model T only the very wealthy could afford cars. They would take their cars and go ripping through the countryside killing poor folks chickens and children without really giving too much if abfuck. If you can afford to buy a car you can afford to pay off peasants. People pretty quickly got fed up and motorists in the us and Europe would occasionally face farmers hurling rocks at them as they went past. This prompted motoring publications to recommend travelling with a pistol to fend off the poor's if they object to the damage you are doing to their livelihoods

Cars as the object of class resentment is demonstrated in this quote from Woodrow Wilson in 1906.

"Nothing has spread socialistic feeling in this country more than the use of automobiles. To the countryman they are a picture of arrogance and wealth with all it's independence and carelessness."

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm trying to find a good estimate for the CO2 impact of our current transportation infrastructure but it seems... difficult. "Construction" makes up something like 38% of emissions. Pretty sure construction mostly serves cars. Then manufacturing and industry to make cars, recycle cars

I bet something like 50% of emissions go to maintaining car culture

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

watching this again, it kinda sucks because he doesn't mention cars at all. he just angrily shits on modern buildings and modern civic spaces and demands that we build better ones without once mentioning the root cause: they're bad because they prioritize convenience for drivers (lots of parking, wide roads)

edit: well on second thought I guess the thumbnail image literally contains the phrase "The National Automobile Slum" lol... but he doesn't really mention it in the talk

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Polo-Rican posted:

watching this again, it kinda sucks because he doesn't mention cars at all. he just angrily shits on modern buildings and modern civic spaces and demands that we build better ones without once mentioning the root cause: they're bad because they prioritize convenience for drivers (lots of parking, wide roads)

edit: well on second thought I guess the thumbnail image literally contains the phrase "The National Automobile Slum" lol... but he doesn't really mention it in the talk
it's ted, if he said anything that could threaten any industry's profits they would hang draw and quarter him so he blames architects while leaving a breadcrumb trail

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Fitzy Fitz posted:

The outdoor style is popular right now. I wonder if it will be dead in 15 years though when it's no longer nice and new? That's what indoor malls were at one point.

its been there since 1956!

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Leroy Diplowski posted:

Back in the days before the model T only the very wealthy could afford cars. They would take their cars and go ripping through the countryside killing poor folks chickens and children without really giving too much if abfuck. If you can afford to buy a car you can afford to pay off peasants. People pretty quickly got fed up and motorists in the us and Europe would occasionally face farmers hurling rocks at them as they went past. This prompted motoring publications to recommend travelling with a pistol to fend off the poor's if they object to the damage you are doing to their livelihoods

Cars as the object of class resentment is demonstrated in this quote from Woodrow Wilson in 1906.

"Nothing has spread socialistic feeling in this country more than the use of automobiles. To the countryman they are a picture of arrogance and wealth with all it's independence and carelessness."

One of the funniest parts in Downton Abbey is when Matthew, elated after the birth of his first child, immediately careens into a truck and dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp_Xd8m1nzE

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fitzy Fitz posted:

One of the funniest parts in Downton Abbey is when Matthew, elated after the birth of his first child, immediately careens into a truck and dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp_Xd8m1nzE
hahaha owned

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Polo-Rican posted:

same! totally forgot about this one

kinda depressing 15 years later when climate change is catching up to us and not much has changed besides "the SUVs are even bigger"

SUV's, Trucks, and cars are all even bigger then they were 15years ago. My small sportscars is like 2x the size of it's predecessor.

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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

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The millionaires around here complain nonstop about the homeless in their line of sight, so the police started patrolling all the bike paths and bridges to scare them off. This means biking while drunk is now incredibly dangerous, as there are lots of police just roaming around on foot yelling at people and harassing everyone in sight for biking under the influence or public intoxication.

They even killed a drunk college kid by cuffing him and throwing him face down in the back of a truck to take him to detox, which broke his neck. His crime was walking home while too drunk.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




ate poo poo on live tv posted:

SUV's, Trucks, and cars are all even bigger then they were 15years ago. My small sportscars is like 2x the size of it's predecessor.


bigger, but with none of the iconic charm of the H2

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Pryor on Fire posted:

They even killed a drunk college kid by cuffing him and throwing him face down in the back of a truck to take him to detox, which broke his neck. His crime was walking home while too drunk.

See, if he'd just driven himself home, this wouldn't have happened!

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

the crusty old butler in downton abbey was write to hate and fear the automobile when it arrived

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Pryor on Fire posted:

The millionaires around here complain nonstop about the homeless in their line of sight, so the police started patrolling all the bike paths and bridges to scare them off. This means biking while drunk is now incredibly dangerous, as there are lots of police just roaming around on foot yelling at people and harassing everyone in sight for biking under the influence or public intoxication.

They even killed a drunk college kid by cuffing him and throwing him face down in the back of a truck to take him to detox, which broke his neck. His crime was walking home while too drunk.

i got arrested for walking home while drunk once, i joke that the lesson learned is "drive drunk instead" but like... why the gently caress would you arrest somebody for walking home drunk, i was on the sidewalk and everything!

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Jun 5, 2004



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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lobster shirt posted:

i got arrested for walking home while drunk once, i joke that the lesson learned is "drive drunk instead" but like... why the gently caress would you arrest somebody for walking home drunk, i was on the sidewalk and everything!
the probability of getting pulled over when you're drat near blackout drunk is 1/50. probability between like .08 and .2 is pretty much statistical noise.

on foot the probably of getting shot by a cop for fun is like 1/4 so you really got lucky

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Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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