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Brevity is the soul if wit. Long posts the soul of poo poo.
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Longcat was long.
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Oct 14, 2021 12:56
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:You're not mocking his masculinity complex though, you're specifically just mocking his height. Which makes being short seem like the joke. Exactly. If you make a joke about [uncontrollable trait] at a lovely person, it's very difficult for your non-lovely friends/bystanders to think "huh, so that's what you think of me." I absolutely get wanting to hone in on someone's weak spots, because I have a mean streak, and it's especially tempting when those weak spots are very obviously the antithesis of what someone is trying to project as their identity. But harming the self-image of people I care about or simply just don't deserve it isn't worth it.
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Oct 14, 2021 13:00
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Bold of you to assume anybody making those jokes know people with those traits that they care about.
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Oct 14, 2021 13:19
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As a short person i refuse to stop making fun of people for being as short as me
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Oct 14, 2021 13:23
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I don't even speak to anyone under average height (180 cm)
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Oct 14, 2021 13:25
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Data Graham posted:Man, dot matrix skywriting is some bullshit
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Oct 14, 2021 13:25
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Who's the tall guy with Ben Shapiro?
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I caught up after longpost had played out, but it's since given me some interesting ideas beyond  . Perhaps there needs to be a longpost thread (and I'm undecided if wideposts should be posted rotated or not), but most of my ideas are probably not stupid enough.It's beyond my skill, but I'd really like to see a DeviantArteque, Carravaggio-styled longpost version of goon in a well. I'm thinking Dante's levels of hell filled with all the characters from Qliphoth. And could you imagine if we dedicated a five mile stretch of flat concrete highway called The Longpost Project and said, "Okay we cloned you just for this, show us what you've got Michaelangelo".
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Oct 14, 2021 13:26
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thepopmonster posted:Who's the tall guy with Ben Shapiro? Jake Roberts?
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Oct 14, 2021 13:27
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thepopmonster posted:Who's the tall guy with Ben Shapiro? I think that is Gene Hackman
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Oct 14, 2021 13:32
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It's clearly Rip Torn
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Oct 14, 2021 13:41
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FreudianSlippers posted:I don't even speak to anyone under average height (180 cm) 
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Wow Gene Hackman is still alive...guess superman loses. e,c: 
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thepopmonster posted:Who's the tall guy with Ben Shapiro? Jake "The Snake" Roberts
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Oct 14, 2021 13:59
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I do find it humorous that a derail of long meme posts is immediately followed with a derail on memes mocking short people. Have a meme, as a treat: 
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https://i.imgur.com/19fDIfI.mp4
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Oct 14, 2021 14:13
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When you're six and a half feet tall all jokes are short jokes. Get on my level, personlets
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Oct 14, 2021 14:15
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OwlFancier posted:I think they stopped wideposting from breaking tables a while ago.  edit: lame
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One corner of the goon political square: everything is punching down, except actual punching down, which is fineMemento posted:I got a good chuckle out of picturing this in my mind Ditto, though Phy has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Oct 14, 2021 |
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Oct 14, 2021 14:27
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Poops Mcgoots posted:
I respect the attempt.
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Owned by simple html.
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Who What Now posted:When you're six and a half feet tall all jokes are short jokes. Get on my level, personlets Whats the weather like up there? boom gottem
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Oct 14, 2021 14:32
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the fuckin hubris!
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Oct 14, 2021 14:33
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My friend is very tall and i like to say "you must be very good at basketball, heh" and he's like "haha, you'd think so because I'm so tall." And that's how i live in peace with the Jotun
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Oct 14, 2021 15:36
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I leave offerings of slain livestock to my local Titan in order to gain his favour. He keeps calling the police to find out who is doing it, but I believe it's a trial to see if I am humble enough to forego credit
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Oct 14, 2021 15:41
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Bismuth posted:As a short person i refuse to stop making fun of people for being as short as me
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Oct 14, 2021 15:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvpiSF6nOnU
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Oct 14, 2021 16:34
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Mayor Dave posted:https://twitter.com/uncle_june/status/1448395135595782144?t=VsAMHPhSTNjpyW5CzOKsAg&s=19
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Oct 14, 2021 16:39
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"Making fun of someone's height is mean. In this essay I will...  "I wish your posts were as short as you.
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Oct 14, 2021 16:40
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Android Apocalypse posted:I do find it humorous that a derail of long meme posts is immediately followed with a derail on memes mocking short people. There were a huge number of people retweeting the top image and making "hurr redshirts amirite" comments, not realising that the uniform colours are photoshopped and the top image alone is 
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I tried not making fun of people for a while and man let me tell you that was not. my. poo poo.
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Oct 14, 2021 16:43
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Short jokes are boring cause they're the same punchline every time. Yes, I'm a 5'6" man.
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Oct 14, 2021 16:47
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ILL Machina posted:Famously short, like Space Jam 1. Good podcast.
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Oct 14, 2021 16:53
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Short jokes are boring cause they're the same punchline every time. I imagine the line would be slightly different depending on the exact height.
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qbum9jfHVP1sy9con.mp4
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Karate Bastard posted:I tried not making fun of people for a while and man let me tell you that was not. my. poo poo. Pictured: Me trying to be nice 
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