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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Orlando Bloom is loving My Wife In The Past

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Push El Burrito posted:

It's a palindrome.

Kcatsemit a ni eldeen

:hmmyes:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Well you know what they say. Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin


e:

Dareon has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Oct 14, 2021

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Push El Burrito posted:

Orlando Bloom is loving My Wife In The Past

A new fetish arrives on the scene: four-dimensional cuckolding

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Coming to cinemas this October: TIMECUCK

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/FrankConniff/status/1448318082594836486?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nice, is that the same thing as the Roger Moore tv show and Val Kilmer film?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaJEjz2eoQU

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Skwirl posted:

Nice, is that the same thing as the Roger Moore tv show and Val Kilmer film?

Yip! All based on the Leslie Charteris series of short stories and novels.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Yip! All based on the Leslie Charteris series of short stories and novels.

The radio shows are available online if people want to listen. I like the Moore take a little more but the Price version is nice. The old radio shows can make for great background noise. And there are some newer versions like Thrilling Adventure Hour that are pretty great.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Honestly, Vincent Price was one of those people you secretly suspect of being an angel.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Eliot_Lefebvre/status/1448694162480582657

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Loopifyyy/status/1448643496613531656

Worth it.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Since were talking about Vincent Price, this clip is always worth a watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91cRQkE4mM4

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1400279522671529985?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


mds2 posted:

Since were talking about Vincent Price, this clip is always worth a watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91cRQkE4mM4

Oh, the look in both their eyes is so lovely.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Takoluka posted:

Yeah, this is actually a fine message, I think?

If it promotes the Bible it is evil af cult poo poo

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
The Bible is a significantly reigned in version of the Old Testament and has some pretty okay messages in it. No one actually reads it or pays attention to anything it says though in favor of making up whatever they want and confidently assuming that no one else has read it either, which is true.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Push El Burrito posted:

Orlando Bloom is loving My Wife In The Past

I mean, based on the trailer that would be true even without the time travel, Orlando Bloom was her first husband.

I would think it hilariously irresponsible for a private company or whatever to let people travel back in time in a way that let's them change the past, but the last few years have told me "nah, they'll loving do it anyways."

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

I mean, based on the trailer that would be true even without the time travel, Orlando Bloom was her first husband.

I would think it hilariously irresponsible for a private company or whatever to let people travel back in time in a way that let's them change the past, but the last few years have told me "nah, they'll loving do it anyways."

Their mistake is making it a romance film with the man as the protagonist, instead of a horror movie with the woman as the protagonist.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Skwirl posted:

I mean, based on the trailer that would be true even without the time travel, Orlando Bloom was her first husband.

I would think it hilariously irresponsible for a private company or whatever to let people travel back in time in a way that let's them change the past, but the last few years have told me "nah, they'll loving do it anyways."

going back in time to become the founder of the company :madmax:

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Stexils posted:

going back in time to become the founder of the company :madmax:

This is just the plot of U.S. Patent No. 1, a print and play game that should def get a movie adapation.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Cleretic posted:

Their mistake is making it a romance film with the man as the protagonist, instead of a horror movie with the woman as the protagonist.

Their mistake is keeping the same characters throughout the film. As everyone keeps going back to change the past, the film cycles through increasingly bizarre relationship permutations of the original characters, then they start being replaced by look-alikes or completely new people until the viewer completely loses track of where the film is going or what its trying to say and ends up being a long form commercial for lawnmowers or a sandwich.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Elissimpark posted:

Their mistake is keeping the same characters throughout the film. As everyone keeps going back to change the past, the film cycles through increasingly bizarre relationship permutations of the original characters, then they start being replaced by look-alikes or completely new people until the viewer completely loses track of where the film is going or what its trying to say and ends up being a long form commercial for lawnmowers or a sandwich.

This, but that all plays out in the first fifteen minutes at which point all the main characters die in a plane crash and the rest of the movie is a character drama about the first responders.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And at the end none of them can live with the traumatic memories anymore and they all go back to stop the plane crash and in the future they're all married to Orlando Bloom

OnlyBans
Sep 21, 2021

by sebmojo

Elissimpark posted:

Their mistake is keeping the same characters throughout the film. As everyone keeps going back to change the past, the film cycles through increasingly bizarre relationship permutations of the original characters, then they start being replaced by look-alikes or completely new people until the viewer completely loses track of where the film is going or what its trying to say and ends up being a long form commercial for lawnmowers or a sandwich.

The History of Time Travel is done documentary style and does this really well.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Word of caution: If you watch that movie you will leave the theater married to Orlando Bloom.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Frank Frank posted:

Word of caution: If you watch that movie you will leave the theater married to Orlando Bloom.

Me and Orlando are happy and how dare you.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

apatheticman posted:

Me and Orlando are happy and how dare you.

What the gently caress I didn't write this.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

TinTower posted:

Coming to cinemas this October: TIMECUCK

This is it, this is the title of a movie people will come to watch.

Or watch to come.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

TinTower posted:

Coming to cinemas this October: TIMECUCK

lmao

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name
https://twitter.com/pangmeli/status/1448701197662277634

The original TIMECUCK concept from 2017

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1423668285837504514?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

apatheticman posted:

What the gently caress I didn't write this.

Reported for account sharing

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/s4m31p4n/status/1448867916926050316

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

i will admit i don't understand any of this

Are some lucky people actually getting rich from rich dickheads buying bad art or is it rich people just moving money between themselves?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Regarde Aduck posted:

i will admit i don't understand any of this

Are some lucky people actually getting rich from rich dickheads buying bad art or is it rich people just moving money between themselves?

It's most likely the latter, but I think the big one that drew people to buy nft was the pepe Homer Simpson card that sold for an abominable amount of money. It was featured in the pepe documentary Feels Good Man as one of those weird internet subculture and accidentally made it mainstream (the guy owning it made a point that he owns the "rarest pepe") and got sold in an auction a few months later. Furie himself, the original pepe creator, opened a Twitter account and tried to go on the nft train but I don't think it went anywhere

If not mistaken nyancat also sold a ton as an NFT and grumpy cat tried too

The other big sale was another artist beeple who does these internet culture renders, but I haven't heard of any other individual artist doing well off it

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

lol

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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/jeremythunder/status/1448768005488447491

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