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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


Do you have the clip where Webb says "You think you're smarter than you are, whereas I also think I'm smarter than I am, but I actually know that I'm not as smart as I think I am?"

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Mescal posted:

Do you have the clip where Webb says "You think you're smarter than you are, whereas I also think I'm smarter than I am, but I actually know that I'm not as smart as I think I am?"

No.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9I5HIw9-g

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

I think those are all treppenwitze from things he wish he'd said on panel shows lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Oh thank goodness another useful German word like backpfeifengesichten or vergungenheitzbefeltegung

Shadownerd
Aug 2, 2007
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc.
Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




We already have a perfectly good term for that in English, it's "l'esprit d'escalier"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



Appropriate, since his wife is as dry as a desert.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

flavor.flv posted:

We already have a perfectly good term for that in English, it's "l'esprit d'escalier"

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And I've just realised what I should've said yesterday. Would've been really good.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



I would love it if someone recolored him to look like Cowdoy from Aunty Donna

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do not want to listen to wee ben's country album.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



It's a good thing country music fans famous hate deep, sonorous voices

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



(in a strained, high-pitched gnome voice from a locker) now let's assume she thinks my tractor is sexy, and that it, in theory, also turns her on

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
*snaps dalgona clean in half*

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



Didn't anyone tell him that cowboys are gay now?

They have been since 2019.

Conservatives are always 5 or more years behind pop culture trends lol

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Nm

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Oct 15, 2021

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Nice 10 mL hat, Ben

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
All hat, no cattle

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shadownerd posted:

Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben!



10-gallon hat in a 3-gallon head.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Picnic Princess posted:

Didn't anyone tell him that cowboys are gay now?
Very Lil Naz X

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Welp, time to hit that ol' dusty trail

And by that I mean have sex with my wife

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Glottis posted:

I would love it if someone recolored him to look like Cowdoy from Aunty Donna

“Ah’ve been dowwwwn the dry pussery”

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Welp, time to hit that ol' dusty trail

And by that I mean have sex with my wife

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets dryer than my wifey's coochie

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
"my bff's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin"

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

"my bff's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin"



That’s why you keep the gorilla glue in a separate cabinet from the gorilla jizz.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Welp, time to hit that ol' dusty trail

And by that I mean have sex with my wife

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




chglcu posted:

That’s why you keep the gorilla glue in a separate cabinet from the gorilla jizz.

They're the same thing, one's just the generic version

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

While you're here, can I get some of those fat balls?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


6 fat balls is too much for me

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

are you telling me if I want rear end I have to ask for it or are you telling me you want me to ask for rear end

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets dryer than my wifey's coochie

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

The Bloop posted:

are you telling me if I want rear end I have to ask for it or are you telling me you want me to ask for rear end

text me to find out

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Please sir may I have some rear end?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Well yeah, always with consent

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




freeedr posted:

6 fat balls is too much for me

You can never have too much pee storage

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti



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Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER
I miss the days where relationships were 100% kum. Feminism has ruined everything.

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