Kaysette posted:

One of my acquaintances on Twitter is a big sox fan and decided to tweet Enrique "Kike" Hernández’ nickname with a bunch of exclamation marks after some big play the other night. It didn’t go over well lmao

lil bip posted:

I am a fuckin cool dad too echi.

its good to be a cool dad

Cool Dad posted:

Yeah

Volmarias posted:

Meanwhile, taviso has an aha moment for actual exploits while grabbing salsa at the store.

flakeloaf posted:

old el password

fun hater posted:

sire, you must play your greatest role yet

Oxxidation posted:

Oxxidation posted:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

https://twitter.com/not_a_heather/status/1447935337825775620

Fellatio del Toro posted:

my parents said a lot of really hurtful things when i finally came out as deaf, i think

A Typical Goon posted:

I've always been pretty good at thread-making GBS threads. whenever I see a terrible thread I just poo poo on it.

PS your thread sucks bro.


Also, I'm pretty good at trivia. Maybe it's from hours and hours of jeopardy when I should have been doing something productive.

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tactlessbastard posted:

Stink Terios posted:

Brawnfire posted:

It's legal tender

EorayMel posted:

Sapozhnik posted:

can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something

Zil posted:

little helldumpy

Sapozhnik posted:

can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something

Phy posted:

I wanted to hold a contest for the fluffiest cat butt, but I just couldn't get the award for first prize right.

It was a total catastrophe.


Also I'm posting this on the toilet and I just realized I am literally here for shits and giggles

Sapozhnik posted:

can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

or just a list in Post My Favourite

isloveenough posted:

Some background...

I've been dating this girl seriously for about a year and a half. We discuss children, marriage, our future home, etc. We currently live together. My parents and friends love her and the universal consensus is that this girl is THE one.

About two months ago I was having serious work-related issues. That is the one thing that my girlfriend and I quarrel over. I love my job, but unfortunately, I travel quite a bit, and that doesn't sit well with her, so the pressure from her to quit quickly pushed me over the edge.

Long story short, I went to a strip club and started getting hammered. One of the bouncers offered me cocaine, so pretty soon I was doing lines off this Asian girl tits. We apparently hit it off well (she told me her whole life story) since she invited me to a private room and started massaging and kissing me. I was wreaked at this point. All I know is that we hosed like crazy given how sore I was the next day. I never told my girlfriend given how ashamed I was. I got a blood test done last week and am clean. Now I regret not telling her, because about an hour ago I received a phone call from the stripper (I must have given her my card) saying that she was pregnant, and I was the only person she had sex with (without a condom) in the past three months. It could be a lie, but I'm going to assume that it's true.

And now I'm strategizing what my next move will be. Advice?

Schweig und tanze posted:

This is believeable if you change "asian stripper" to "obese LARP-er" and "cocaine" to "girl scout thin mint cookies."

EorayMel posted:

No.

No.

But I digress.

Breetai posted:

Ugh, the number of people in the thread with the hot take of "call immigration and deport that illegal whore before she anchor babies you" is truly repulsive.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What year was it

Sapozhnik posted:

can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something

Kenning posted:

gently caress off, ban archaeology is a reputable field of study.

Kenning posted:

gently caress off, ban archaeology is a reputable field of study.

Kenning posted:

gently caress off, ban archaeology is a reputable field of study.

Kenning posted:

gently caress off, ban archaeology is a reputable field of study.

AlienBong posted:

Hello to all of you.

I come to introduce myself. I am AlienBong. I have chosen my handle after the first Bong I had ever bought. it had a picture of an alien on it playing hackiesak on it. My friends and I fondly began calling it the AlienBong. Thus for 15 years has the AlienBong stood the test of time. Whole forests are burned in its furnace of aluminum.

I play allot of games as I have had allot of free time lately. I am an Astronomy major. I like spaaaaace! I drink allot of Spirits as a friend of mine is co-owner of an awesome distillery. https://www.stgeorgespirits.com Had to plug him. It's good stuff. I mean who doesn't like booze?

I have been looking at getting into Eve online now for a while. The pvp in eve sounds deliciously fun. I look forward to gaming with everyone, and if your in my neck of the woods. Let's go drinking.

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Splicer posted:

From the PYF joke thread

obsol33t posted:

anyway, i got to play the jap version of Mario Sunshine today. WTF was nintendo thinking? "HARLO! I AM MARIO AND NOW I HAEV TEH NEW TO YOU PLAY WITH! ITS A BACKPACK THAT SPRAYS WATER EVERYWHERE! FUN FUN FUN FOR EVERYONE WITHOUT A GUN!"


seriously though, where did nintendo get the idea for these kooky garbage rear end-spinoff games? first Luigi's Mansion, now this? what next? Pickachu's <insersomething here>? where pikachu runs around with a toaster plugged into his rear end and he toasts bread for people and drops the toaster in people's bathtubs/fishtanks?


Nintendo, just go back to the days of SNES when your games were good.

EorayMel posted:

"I PLAIED MARI-HO SHUN-SHINE!" or "nintendo = teh they"