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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Big belt buckle = big dick.

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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Voting age should be 15 to 50 and then 80 onward.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Democracy is poo poo and I should rule the world as benevolent god-king until my kids murder me to carve up my empire and plunge the world into a dark age unlike any other.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
My main one is that I believe censorship is extremely dangerous. Secondly (get it), I believe guns are cool and good

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

syntaxfunction posted:

My most conservative opinions are apparently my disillusion of the ability for anything to change. I've seen protests, activists and a lot of social energy put into trying to change the world for the better, specifically for super important things that need change now (climate change for example). And despite all that not a tonne has changed outside lip service and token gestures.

So yeah, I wish things would change, but it's too late and the efforts of hashtags and social media will amount to almost nothing of worth.

Can't tell if that's conservative or cynical tho.

conservatives absolutely think things can change for the better and it terrifies them.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Wall Balls posted:

conservatives absolutely think things can change for the better and it terrifies them.

i feel the best way to explain this is that someone with privilege has an incentive to conserve that privilege

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Hitler was right to kill so many people, but it should have been on grounds of bad posting rather than race.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Men referring to how excited they are by saying they're erect is gross and I wish they wouldn't.

Abortion, while necessary, is tragic. That said I would never, *never* advocate for restricting its availability. It should be freely available to anyone who wants it, no questions asked. I just think it's sad.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol this thread is so good, 2 probes already

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Honestly I feel like American conservatism is way too extreme for me to map any of my opinions on except for 2.

- Non binary gender is more of a fad than a real thing. (I'll still respect whoever wants to call themselves that, but its also like who gives a poo poo? Just be you.)
- If the field is equal enough (And in many countries its not), bootstrapping works.

Archer666 fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Oct 15, 2021

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
ITT goons lamenting their poor life choices and using them to guilt trip young poeple into 'not making the same mistakes'.

In 30 years millenials will be almost exatly the same as boomers today, only a whole lot poorer.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
"I think video games are too graphic and violent and porn gives youngsters the wrong idea about sex and relationships."

Like how is this poo poo not projection?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Not only is defunding the police a terrible idea, we should increase funding, especially into law enforcement R&D. I want super cops patrolling the streets who, with but a push of a button, can activate serum to fill their veins that increases their muscle mass by 10 times, ala Bane from 1997's Batman & Robin.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
I want all cops to be shrunk to the size of GI Joe figures but with massive arms made out of bird bones, so they can hold and control the remote to the Drone strapped to their back.

And then I want them to fly around doing their job.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Archer666 posted:

- Non binary gender is more of a fad than a real thing. (I'll still respect whoever wants to call themselves that, but its also like who gives a poo poo? Just be you.)

Being NB is just being me. :ssh:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
People itt with weird opinions about NB people should maybe meet and talk to some

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Performance enhancing drugs won’t turn a mediocre athlete into a pro, let them get juiced and give the fans what they want, 900 foot home runs.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Guns are good.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i believe that democracy is a mistake and society should be ruled by a council of philosopher-kings(the communist party)

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Cops should only be allowed to fist fight criminals one on one. If the cop loses the accused criminal goes free, if the cop wins the criminal stands trial.

If a cop uses a weapon of any kind at any point, they are docked six months salary and the accused takes the cops salary and goes free.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
we should bring back ostracism votes and sortition for public office.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
private property was a mistake, i'm so conservative i think we should return to the old ways of eating anyone who hides food from the tribe

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

peer pressure/shaming is sometimes okay and a somewhat conformist society is more beneficial for the greater good than a highly individualist one where everyone does whatever the gently caress benefits them here and now

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

The internet's loving with everyone's brains and attention spans, specially kids', and nobody reads books anymore.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
I want to see how they get cows and other meat cattle to Mars, so I say keep paying for this bullshit.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Grug kill us all when he invent fire

ROLEX VISION
Oct 3, 2014

dreams money can buy
Men who call themselves feminists do it to make women think they're the good one and thus lower their guard around him. I wouldn't trust a man who calls himself a feminist.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Sure, capitalism may be a system powered by human greed and malice, but those are the two most renewable power sources on God's green earth.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Children, boy and girl, should have to wear little suits to school every day, and carry little breif cases, and have their hair saved bald apart from the sides and its died grey.

Until like year 3 or 4 in primary school.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Voter suppression is a right wing tactic right now, and I don't think everyone should be allowed to vote... although the people who I think shouldn't vote are the people who think the earth is flat and think there's a government-sponsored pedo ring in a pizza place's basement

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Voter suppression is a right wing tactic right now, and I don't think everyone should be allowed to vote... although the people who I think shouldn't vote are the people who think the earth is flat and think there's a government-sponsored pedo ring in a pizza place's basement

Should be an IQ test and a brain weight test to vote.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

spacetoaster posted:

Guns are good.

At the very least I think it's hosed up to expect LGBTQ/POC to not arm themselves while the entire US police force and a staggering number of conservatives are armed themselves.

I don't want everyone to own guns or anything but I also don't want to be unarmed when the Nazis who want to kill me are so often armed to the teeth, or to allow the US government to monopolize every single means of lethal force.

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Oct 15, 2021

ROLEX VISION
Oct 3, 2014

dreams money can buy
I'm not a Harry Potter fan but after reading the wikipedia page on J.K Rowling, I think that the transgender controversy is way overblown. We are all entitled to our opinions and we shouldn't expect everyone to agree on everything. That's what makes the world beautiful!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You should be pretty tall to reach the ballot box. A short person can attempt to literally cast their ballot into the box but the hole is tiny and it'd be super difficult

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

PinheadSlim posted:

At the very least I think it's hosed up to expect LGBTQ/POC to not arm themselves while the entire US police force and a staggering number of conservatives are armed themselves.

I don't want everyone to own guns or anything but I also don't want to be unarmed when the Nazis who want to kill me are so often armed to the teeth, or to allow the US government to monopolize every single means of lethal force.

i think it's really dumb that america has convinced the world that guns are for conservatives only. arm the proletariat!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I have worn a bow tie in the past and thought it looked pretty good.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

A Fancy Hat posted:

I have worn a bow tie in the past and thought it looked pretty good.
I'm a fan of the bow tie in many circumstances.
Now a cravat, is a lot harder to wear without looking like a knob.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Strong Convections posted:

I'm a fan of the bow tie in many circumstances.
Now a cravat, is a lot harder to wear without looking like a knob.

A Fancy Hat posted:

I have worn a bow tie in the past and thought it looked pretty good.

Indefensible. The worst of the worst

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Songbearer posted:

Indefensible. The worst of the worst

That's the other part that makes it conservative. I almost definitely just looked like a jackass in front of everyone but will never, ever admit it to myself.

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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Guns for everyone.


...who's willing to remove genocidal conservatives from power in less-than-peaceful ways like in this banana republic I live and cope with.

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