hbag posted:

no that has THREE wheels

Presto posted:

Also a Robin's natural state is flipped over

Armitag3 posted:

Put some spaces around your operators and parameters you drat ape

DELETE CASCADE posted:

if you think school has you mad at java, just wait until you find out about work

Armitag3 posted:

Put some spaces around your operators and parameters you drat ape

Kazinsal posted:

BSD KNF > all other C-like styles

Achmed Jones posted:

countdown until hbag fails an exam because the material was "too easy"

Sapozhnik posted:

Work has things like auto-formatters, linters, continuous integration, staging and deployment, code reviews etc

poo poo, work has things like source control.

Do universities' vocational programmer training programs that they refer to as Computer Science classes teach students about the existence of source control yet? Like Subversion or some poo poo?

bob dobbs is dead posted:

if youre not bein challenged just start takin upper undergrad classes and grad classes

Plorkyeran posted:

i graduated over a decade ago and almost all of my classes which involved writing code for homework required using svn. whatever was committed to your repo at the homework deadline was the thing that got graded. one class did literally have "did you run the auto-formatter?" as part of the homework grade. there were a few which automatically ran the test suite which you had to pass each time you committed something to svn.

Plorkyeran posted:

i graduated over a decade ago and almost all of my classes which involved writing code for homework required using svn. whatever was committed to your repo at the homework deadline was the thing that got graded. one class did literally have "did you run the auto-formatter?" as part of the homework grade. there were a few which automatically ran the test suite which you had to pass each time you committed something to svn.

Achmed Jones posted:

countdown until hbag fails an exam because the material was "too easy"

pokeyman posted:

hi

well assignment, not exam, and because I looked in the documentation for how to do a task instead of using one of the five things we'd learned in class so far

(I should've gone into the more advanced class)

DELETE CASCADE posted:

work also has the spring framework, in which the control flow of your java programs is usurped by inscrutable @Annotations that perform magic which your instructors taught was impossible in the java language

hbag posted:

seriously though look at this

this is the ENTIRE program (in processing) to draw that bike and make it go left to right across the screen
literally everything

Java code:

final color RED = color(255,0,0);
final color BLUE = color(0,0,255);

class Motorbike {
  int x = 5; // members
  int y;
  int speed=2;
  int size=30;
  color colour;
  
  // methods, procedures an object of this class can perform
  void render() {
    float wheelHeight = size/3;
    fill(colour);
    triangle(x,y,x+size,y,x+size/2,y-size/2);
    drawWheel(x,y,wheelHeight);
    drawWheel(x+size,y,wheelHeight);
  }
  
  void drawWheel(int x,int y,float size) {
    float inner = size*2/3;
    fill(0);
    ellipse(x,y,size,size);
    fill(255);
    ellipse(x,y,inner,inner);
  }
  
  void move() {
    speed = (int)random(5.0); // random step [0..5]
    x+=speed;
  }
}

Motorbike redBike, blueBike;

void setup() {
  size(500,100);
  redBike = new Motorbike();
  redBike.y = 25;
  redBike.x = 15;
  redBike.colour = RED;
}

void draw() {
  background(125);
  redBike.render();
  redBike.move();
}

Achmed Jones posted:

it turned out we were just supposed to use a library

Wheany posted:

the most important lesson

PokeJoe posted:

Java...is blood

CPColin posted:

bob dobbs is dead posted:

p2h: dude it was nujob time for you like 6 months ago

are you lookin at least

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

like every js library I have ever used, has at least 3 features that have no documentation and lots of settings that aren't really explained.

DrPossum posted:

just go read the code

It's usually just four garbage lines of poo poo