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loving Moron posted:I refuse to believe this is a real human. It has to be some deep dream AI that made a version of every loving horrible and disgusting person ever. As a Floridian, I came confirm he's real because he used to have beach parties and would be interviewed on radio constantly. That was before he became a maga gently caress doll.
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Data Graham posted:Also big fan of "I am young and strong and have a good immune system unlike all you losers, anyway I'ma ask for an exemption because of my chronic low blood pressure and circulation issues"
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The Last Call posted:The company, she said, is offering daily raffles with prizes like PlayStations and iPads, as well as pizza parties and on-site food trucks Maybe instead of offering pizza parties in the middle of a goddamn pandemic you should try offering higher wages 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Here is Forgioto Blow 
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Bogus Adventure posted:This loving owns I'm glad people are identifying the egomaniacal, type-A, supremely-confident, incredibly-privileged, stride-about-the-world-pointing-at-things Idiot Geniuses as the greatest threat to humanity
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Oct 15, 2021 15:48
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Can I get a Zoom -> Enhance on prof. Farnsworth here.
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Oct 15, 2021 15:54
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So Bill Clinton got admitted to the hospital for sepsis from an antibiotic-resistant urinary tract infection. My sister says that’s probably a nice way of saying antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea. 
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:As a Floridian, I came confirm he's real because he used to have beach parties and would be interviewed on radio constantly. That was before he became a maga gently caress doll. my first thought when asked if he's real: "yes, you see people like him at beach parties".
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1449008597803864064  
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:As a Floridian, I came confirm he's real because he used to have beach parties and would be interviewed on radio constantly. That was before he became a maga gently caress doll. Beach parties? Are you implying he took his shirt off? *shudders*
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1449008597803864064 Unironically do this.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:05
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https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1448730934853914626 “Russia, Russia, Russia!” “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”
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Oct 15, 2021 16:10
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"Hunt for dinner" AKA buy a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread with the change I found on the ground outside drive thru windows of my local fast food restaurants.
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Xenocides posted:Beach parties? Are you implying he took his shirt off? How are you feeling, Xenocides? Any lingering covid effects?
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Xenocides posted:https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1448730934853914626 So calling a Select Committee an “unselect committee” is an insult now? Cool.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:13
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Trump really thinks "Unselect Committee" is an all time burn huh
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:As a Floridian, I came confirm he's real because he used to have beach parties and would be interviewed on radio constantly. That was before he became a maga gently caress doll. when I think of Florida, I immediately think of being 11 years old living in FL and a car full of men honking and yelling/cheering at me about my tits so yeah, this tracks
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:As a Floridian, I came confirm he's real because he used to have beach parties and would be interviewed on radio constantly. That was before he became a maga gently caress doll. I haven't been down to Florida for a few years. I mostly just hung out at The Villages with Mrs. Moron. We didn't get to see much of the true Florida natives.
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He (correctly) deducted the cost of the Trump Rambo vinyl wrap from his taxes. Let that sink in.
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And the Trump doll
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The one that he fucks.
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1449026304473501708 LOL https://twitter.com/RobertKistler7/status/1449019626009120768 https://twitter.com/ReSisterChic/status/1448840886595489795 https://twitter.com/middleageriot/status/1449016165305626634
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Oct 15, 2021 16:22
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The piss tape is real.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:How are you feeling, Xenocides? Any lingering covid effects? I am good. Covid test came back negative. My current theory is it was some kind of weird sinus infection or something that focused on fever and swallowing pain. Took about a week to recover after it stopped but I am back to normal. Kind of disappointed I didn’t get super immunity for all the suffering but oh well.
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Hazo posted:Graphene has been around (theoretically) since the mid-1900s but was only actually manufactured in the 2000s. So there was a lot of buzz about the potential applications of this miraculous new (and non-toxic) material in popular science media from like 2005-onward. But what about lucerifase?  Xenocides posted:https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1448730934853914626 It owns that Trump thinks the economy is crashing because he only think that due to the fact that he is losing gobs of money and his loans are coming due
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https://twitter.com/realTuckFrumper/status/1448981627552419842 “Unless YHWH miraculously intervenes, based on what I’m seeing/hearing, the one scenario that really does appear to be coming into focus is the likelihood that within I’d say 2 to 3 years or so... one of us will probably be dead. Truly, I take no joy in saying this, nor will I if I'm the one still standing.” I must be a bad person as I take joy in this lol. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1448439068228993024 Hmmmm….and how did that end up happening? https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1449030319378735107 Police cause crash and then flee the scene and come back later asking: “What happened?” ACAB https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1448730291154132994 Awkward.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:50
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These boxes contain my collection of things that have been up my rear end e: sorry wrong thread
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Oct 15, 2021 16:55
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My "I'm not into golden showers" t-shirt...
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bird with big dick posted:e: sorry wrong thread Look at Larry Longbox over here.
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This is an incredible crowd, folks, wow, just.... what a crowd. All of this for me, you great Patriots who love me, I really.... you know it makes a LOTTA sense, have you seen what Joe Biden's doing? It's a mess. I hate messes. Listen, I was NEVER on Jeffrey Epstein's island, okay. She knows, this one... Melania, you there? She's... she knows. Not into the little girls, definitely did not spend several wonderful weekends in Jeffrey's "sex dungeon" as he called it, and did it quite frankly. We both did it but I never did.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:The piss tape is real. It’s real…and it’s SPECTACULAR
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bird with big dick posted:These boxes contain my collection of things that have been up my rear end Rookie effort but keep at it you'll get there.
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Strange Poon posted:One of the reasons for seat belt laws is people not wearing seat belts can and did actually injure and kill other people who even wore seat belts because your body would fling at someone or ping pong around the car. I had to have that exact conversation with my kids about why the cat needs to be in her carrier which is connected with a tether in the back of the car vs having a free range dipshit sphynx crawling all over the car when I'm trying to drive. (Not only would she be a 7 pound projectile in a collision, but I really don't want her jumping and play-attacking me while I'm driving anyway.) We see people all the time with the dumb little dogs running around on the rear decks of their cars and jumping from seat to seat. I'm sure the phrase "man killed by flying Pomeranian" has occurred multiple times.
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Is this your piss tape? Its, uh, a piss tape.
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Yeah, anyone without a seatbelt becomes a projectile and a mortal threat to anyone else in the vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHY69AFstE
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mono posted:some chud's kid was like "dad what are they chanting" during a 'gently caress joe biden' chant and he said "uh... let's go brandon" and you know how well it went down because its lasted for about 2 days and completely died because no one gives that much of a poo poo about joe biden's feelings being hurt because he also doesn't give much of a poo poo about this sophomoric crap. it's literally your cousin as a kid not shutting up about something but the annoying part isn't what he's saying it's that he's just shouting this crap annoyingly... A Fancy Hat posted:Love how Fox News and conservative media likes to find one non-white person every few weeks to prop up as a new bastion of conservative thought. It can only be ONE though, or else the run the risk of going woke. nicki minaj not cardi b. yeah its sometimes hard to keep track.. if you want to remember: cardi b likes wet rear end pussy and bernie. nicki minaj is trying to distract from her husband civil suit from his rape victim and he's also facing 10 years in prison for "forgetting" to register as a sex offender in california.
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Burns posted:I see that poo poo all over buses now in the GTA. Some poo poo about "Great pay Greater life" bullshit. This is literally WorryFree from Sorry To Bother You poo poo.
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Does suburban sasquatch guy have a history? There should be some sort of legend or lore that predicted the coming of the slack jawed priest of Trumpopediophilia. It seems like he just appeared one day.
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