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Does anyone have that French sociological essay about how we must ensure that we disgrace and discredit every part of our culture for the sake of future generations?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 16:51 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 11:50 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 It means buy a gun now, before supply chains really start breaking down. Who knows, maybe things will miraculously turn around because a nuclear war breaks out... but worst-case, that'll be less painful than spending days or weeks starving to death or dying of thirst when the biosphere goes from dying to "completely dead, gigatons of corpses rotting." gently caress.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 16:59 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:hey doomers, here's some normie hope isnt the garbage patch like the size of texas lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:03 |
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Trabisnikof posted:honestly that GOES paper shows that if anything, this thread needs to get off its lazy rear end, and get some doomerism published in a predatory open access journal somewhere. once i'm done learning GIS from the koch brothers climate change denier i would love to help build some doom models for this!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:12 |
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bane mask golem posted:
ELTON JOHN posted:isnt the garbage patch like the size of texas lol also something like a few particles per cubic metre, it’s pretty hard to gather the poo poo up
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:13 |
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bobmarleysghost posted:90% of the ocean dying in 25 years is truly amazing jellyfish, blobfish, sea rats, and animal/plastic unspeakables
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:14 |
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bane mask golem posted:
agreed. your suffocated corpse will make for great environmental storytelling when scavengers are looting your home, and the gun will be an excellent loot drop
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:20 |
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God Hole posted:once i'm done learning GIS from the koch brothers climate change denier i would love to help build some doom models for this! find some climate impacts gis data set, we can then overlay on the population density map and make a death per acre map
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:22 |
Trabisnikof posted:honestly that GOES paper shows that if anything, this thread needs to get off its lazy rear end, and get some doomerism published in a predatory open access journal somewhere. Lol gently caress yeah I love this idea I'll help
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:25 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:agreed. your suffocated corpse will make for great environmental storytelling when scavengers are looting your home, and the gun will be an excellent loot drop That's why you've gotta inscribe a terrible curse on it, haunted loot is way cooler than normal loot. But unless there's a sudden, massive eruption of some kind, it won't be the suffocation that kills you. Even if the suffocation is your only problem, and food and water remain plentiful, that won't be a quick or easy death. You'll just go about your day feeling more and more confused... more and more tired... as we slooowly lose breathable atmosphere. At some point, you won't be able to remember how to open doors anymore, but you won't die right away. You'll just sit there, coughing and trying to remember what you were trying to do. Like a massive fatal stroke in ultra-slow motion, but spread out over days or weeks. Maybe rich psychos with stockpiled SCBAs will start hunting the suffocating masses for sport, who knows.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:36 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 ahahahaha haha holy gently caress this whips rear end god drat
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:47 |
CO2 is already loving with our cognitive abilities https://www.businessinsider.com/carbon-dioxide-indoors-could-reduce-cognitive-abilities-2019-12
quote:Similar results have been found in schools. A 2015 study found that, across 140 fifth-grade classrooms in the southwestern US, poor ventilation and high CO2 levels were strongly correlated with lower math scores for students. An earlier study of 434 classrooms in Washington and Idaho found a similar relationship between CO2 levels and rates of student absence.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:53 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:agreed. your suffocated corpse will make for great environmental storytelling when scavengers are looting your home, and the gun will be an excellent loot drop Try to make it fun imo, include some fun world building diary entries and maybe a puzzle to unlock the loot crate
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:03 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:13 |
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those people that set traps throughout their homes and then die are definitely ahead of the curve
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:13 |
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bobmarleysghost posted:90% of the ocean dying in 25 years is truly amazing jellyfish I assume
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:16 |
it's crabs it's all gonna be crabs
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:18 |
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i'm ok with becoming stupid(er) from oxygen starvation it should make the end of the world a lot less stressful
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:22 |
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rabble rabble posted:it's crabs got some bad news about crustaceans and ocean acidity
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:23 |
God Hole posted:got some bad news about crustaceans and ocean acidity mutant crabs?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:23 |
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oceanographers have, in my experience, always been the most doomer-brained scientists they know
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:31 |
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Trabisnikof posted:honestly that GOES paper shows that if anything, this thread needs to get off its lazy rear end, and get some doomerism published in a predatory open access journal somewhere. Maybe we could use this classic peer reviewed predatory journal paper as a model: Get Me Off Your loving Mailing List, Mazieres & Kohler 2005. Just do a search and replace to "We're hosed. LOL. LMAO." mediaphage posted:
Yeah, I was explaining this to my wife last night. She was under the impression the Great Garbage Patch was more like a discrete island. Media likes the pictures of windrows where tides and current concentrate detritus into dense lines. Trawling those will definitely boost your catch per unit effort but that's not how most of the patch is structured. There's a lot of force involved in pulling a trawl through the water. Trawl too long and the fish in the end of the net are unrecognizable. It would be interesting to pull a plankton net through the water immediately behind the working trawl and see And then there's the CO2 generated by the operation. Maybe Bar Ran Dun has an idea of how much fuel a trawler that size uses. A 25 metre fishing vessel goes through about 90 litres per hour. I tried to extrapolate to a 90 metre offshore support vessel but T-Paine posted:CO2 is already loving with our cognitive abilities I wonder if there's been an uptick in children's cognitive ability during Covid where classes have been held outdoors and windows and doors left open.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:36 |
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Homocow posted:oceanographers have, in my experience, always been the most doomer-brained scientists
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:39 |
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sitchensis posted:Does anyone have that French sociological essay about how we must ensure that we disgrace and discredit every part of our culture for the sake of future generations?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:51 |
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sitchensis posted:Does anyone have that French sociological essay about how we must ensure that we disgrace and discredit every part of our culture for the sake of future generations? I found it. This horror film will go to its final paroxysm ”Alain Accardo” posted:
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:16 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 what is the lag time between release of co2 and it’s absorption in the ocean? like if we stop emitting co2 now does the ocean still become more acidic, less acidic, or is it at equilibrium for the atmospheric level of co2 now?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:37 |
bobmarleysghost posted:90% of the ocean dying in 25 years is truly amazing Anaerobes will figure a lot more heavily in the overall
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM6txLtoaoc Humanity: Challenge Accepted.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:50 |
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God Hole posted:got some bad news about crustaceans and ocean acidity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40yCegU70J0 Problem solved itself!
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:51 |
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Torpor posted:what is the lag time between release of co2 and it’s absorption in the ocean? like if we stop emitting co2 now does the ocean still become more acidic, less acidic, or is it at equilibrium for the atmospheric level of co2 now? Like a decade. The biggest lol is that atmospheric carbon reduction does *NOT* lower ocean acidity; that poo poo will remain baked in for centuries.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:03 |
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sitchensis posted:I found it. not an empty quote, for thread search posterity
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:14 |
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T-Paine posted:looking forward to this getting exponentially worse cspam
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:16 |
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so 25 years says that optimistic linear yellow line. 7 still seems a good bet.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:17 |
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Conspiratiorist posted:Like a decade. Hey, the world's largest carbon capture plant was just constructed in iceland .....
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:19 |
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as the future becomes more clouded in the minds of policy makers the moral and ethical restraints against nuclear war are reduced. why would MAD be a deterrent if your country and it’s people are already, or will soon be, destroyed?
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:21 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Can someone explain why the yellow line goes up after going down and what "atmosphere starts to become toxic due to dinoflagellate toxins" means? https://twitter.com/_ppmv/status/1448725571215708163/photo/1 lmao this rules. This is exactly what the book I read about a year ago really went into The Ends of the World: Volcanic Apocalypses, Lethal Oceans, and Our Quest to Understand Earth's Past Mass Extinctions Peter Brannen Highly recommend.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:31 |
Trabisnikof posted:honestly that GOES paper shows that if anything, this thread needs to get off its lazy rear end, and get some doomerism published in a predatory open access journal somewhere. I'd like to assist by doing some graphs and charts. Bring it on.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:38 |
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Eh, the paper is not academic and was published in order to sell engineering solutions and test kits. Climate hosed, but this is combo scare-mongering and profiteering pay to publish scheme.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:45 |
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perhaps we can just dump lots of very basey liquids into the ocean to counteract the acidity, like several gigatons of oven cleaner??
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:55 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 11:50 |
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mlmp08 posted:Eh, the paper is not academic and was published in order to sell engineering solutions and test kits. It doesnt really say anything different then any other scientist who studies the carbon cycle is though. We're at permian extinction levels of CO2 going into the air every day.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:56 |