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Phlegmish posted:As a STRAIGHT BAR regular I don't think I've ever witnessed a true bar fight in my life, but then Daniel Craig is from England, where I imagine most of the pubs to be full of aggro football hooligans constantly glassing each other I was once in a bar fight where the fighters took the crutches off of a person with a broken leg to hit each other with.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Oh yeah, San Diego Zoo. Excellent facility. I hear they just got in that new exhibit of "Lemurs Who Eat rear end". Playful little jokesters, those Lemurs.
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OnlyBans posted:When I was young and angry, I'd go out looking for a bar fight. It was satisfying. lmao this is so sad
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Captain Monkey posted:lmao this is so sad Yeah, it was a hard lesson in how the US healthcare system works. It's very hosed up.
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Oct 15, 2021 21:22
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Actually that's maybe the US healthcare system's one success
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Oct 15, 2021 21:24
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lmao that you didnt get vacation insurance
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Oct 15, 2021 21:36
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao that you didnt get vacation insurance
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obviously you run away before the cops show i assume vacation insurance does cover "stumbling over the curb like a dumbass" 
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Carthag Tuek posted:obviously you run away before the cops show
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Yes, and I used to read Playboy for the articles.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:I mean alternatively just don't pay the bill and go home 🤷🏻♀️ but they have your visa!
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Oct 15, 2021 23:00
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Carthag Tuek posted:but they have your visa! 
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Cancel it and get a mastercard not that kind :[
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Captain DIEgiene posted:Actually that's maybe the US healthcare system's one success
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Carthag Tuek posted:not that kind :[ 
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Der Kyhe posted:Yes, and I used to read Playboy for the articles. Except that people actually did this. They even used to print a braille version of Playboy that was, one assumes, just the articles.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Except that people actually did this. They even used to print a braille version of Playboy that was, one assumes, just the articles. Wait that scene in Robin Hood Men In Tights wasn't a joke???
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Except that people actually did this. They even used to print a braille version of Playboy that was, one assumes, just the articles. There was stereo reviews, but also stuff like a 14-page interview with someone like Gore Vidal, which in any other magazine would have been a one-page non-interview where they ask him to talk about his dogs because they don't actually want to give him a platform.
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Humerus posted:Wait that scene in Robin Hood Men In Tights wasn't a joke??? Nope. It was a real thing. No braille centerfolds, though. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Oct 16, 2021 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:I've seen dozens of bar fights & been in some, but I grew up in a fishing village with a biker presence so that might skew the numbers a bit "I don't like fish" Der Kyhe posted:Yes, and I used to read Playboy for the articles. I mean, yeah?
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Milo and POTUS posted:"I don't like fish" i hate to do this but it is tradition that i smash a chair into the wall and use the legs to beat you senseless
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I lived on the edge of one of my city's bar/nightclub districts for ~12 years and the odd thing is that after a while you begin to develop a 6th sense for when something is about to go tits up even though you can't explain why. Like hitting the street and feeling like "oh yeah it's going to be one of those nights". I never got into a fight but witnessed plenty. It also taught me to properly fear small, wiry men of low intelligence and with nothing to lose - they tended to be the most vicious and craziest fighters.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Nope. It was a real thing. No braille centerfolds, though. I'm sure they had at least something. ⠼⠉⠼⠑ ⠼⠃⠼⠙ ⠼⠉⠼⠑
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“I love women, I forgive them all the time, I’ve never struck one yet. Never strike a woman because they bruise too easily is the first thing, and they’ll tell the neighbours and their friends … and then you’re in big trouble.” Shame that the wizard is a tool.
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Lobok posted:I'm sure they had at least something. ⠕⠝⠇⠽ ⠊⠋ ⠎⠓⠑⠎ ⠢ ⠒
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After all I've done for their village they still decide to mock the statue they built in my honour.
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Paint it a darker brown and some city in Kansas will buy it to use as the World's Largest Corn Dog
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Slight misunderstanding of the term ‘love spud’ on display there.
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The love spud is a little old snack that We can eat together Love snack baby A love snack baby
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By popular demand posted:The love spud is a little old snack that If you see a baked potato at the side of the road that says Fifteen miles to the, love snack, love snack yeah
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Tiiiiin foil, toasty
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Baron von Eevl posted:Tiiiiin foil, toasty 👉👉
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Lobok posted:I'm sure they had at least something. All I'm getting is just numbers
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Milo and POTUS posted:All I'm getting is just numbers Measurements. Bust-Waist-Hip
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I tried to come up with a joke about c's e's and i's relating to braille nipples but 
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The General posted:“I love women, I forgive them all the time, I’ve never struck one yet. Never strike a woman because they bruise too easily is the first thing, and they’ll tell the neighbours and their friends … and then you’re in big trouble.” I mean, yeah, but that also sounds like an explanation old timey guys might give to other guys as an explanation for why they don't hit women back when hitting women was still acceptable. And old folks aren't the best at noticing the culture has moved on. I don't know how things were in New Zealand, but in the 1950s America had Lucy getting spanked on tv. This was probably being shown on NZ tv when the wizard was a kid.  "I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman- although I don’t recommend doing it in the same way that you’d hit a man. An open-handed slap is justified if all other alternatives fail.” – Sean Connery, 1965. “If you have tried everything else – and women are pretty good at this – they can’t leave it alone. They want to have the last word and you give them the last word, but they’re not happy with the last word. They want to say it again, and get into a really provocative situation, then I think it’s absolutely right.” – Sean Connery, 1987 Sean Connery didn't get around to the view that hitting women was wrong until 2006, after decades of people calling him on it. So a guy saying he won't hit women ever is an improvement over some of his peers, even if he gives a dumb reason for it.
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Milo and POTUS posted:All I'm getting is just numbers 
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