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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Unperson_47 posted:

First I've learned about Hayabusa. :smith:

That flaming ropes match with the Sheik and Sabu was pure lunacy. Also that woman getting her clothes melted into her skin and burns to her face and arms is hosed up. Hardcore stuff like that will never ever appeal to me.

I would love to see an entire episode about the Yakuza and their relationship with Japanese wrestling.

Going deep on that relationship might be tricky/dangerous.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



El Gallinero Gros posted:

Going deep on that relationship might be tricky/dangerous.

Especially since Mike Awesome is no longer around to beat the crap of them

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Unperson_47 posted:

First I've learned about Hayabusa. :smith:

That flaming ropes match with the Sheik and Sabu was pure lunacy. Also that woman getting her clothes melted into her skin and burns to her face and arms is hosed up. Hardcore stuff like that will never ever appeal to me.

I would love to see an entire episode about the Yakuza and their relationship with Japanese wrestling.

Hayabusa ruled. Absolutely go find his matches on Youtube. Also his theme song is :krad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUTl-wbyn0

I was a massive wrestling fan as a teenager and Hayabusa blew me away when I first saw him on one of the Tokyopop FMW dvds.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Almost every business in Japan has at least some ties to the Yakuza, especially the entertainment industry.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
That was probably my favourite episode of this season so far.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

joylessdivision posted:

Hayabusa ruled. Absolutely go find his matches on Youtube. Also his theme song is :krad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUTl-wbyn0

I was a massive wrestling fan as a teenager and Hayabusa blew me away when I first saw him on one of the Tokyopop FMW dvds.

i loved this theme so much i found it on napster back in the day and it had the exact same skip like 2 minutes in. amazing.

the gannosuke hayabusa/H feud is my favorite bonkers wrestling story. Just completely insane from start to finish. fireworks in the rear end, gimmick theft, multiple crowd clearing brawls, like three fake apologies, an unmasking, and it ends with an awful promo by shawn michaels in bike shorts.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

What a good episode. The Mike Awesome save was amazing, I never heard about that.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Critical posted:

i loved this theme so much i found it on napster back in the day and it had the exact same skip like 2 minutes in. amazing.

the gannosuke hayabusa/H feud is my favorite bonkers wrestling story. Just completely insane from start to finish. fireworks in the rear end, gimmick theft, multiple crowd clearing brawls, like three fake apologies, an unmasking, and it ends with an awful promo by shawn michaels in bike shorts.

And he refs a match between them!

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

El Gallinero Gros posted:

And he refs a match between them!

badly. he tries to count them out. gannosuke is yelling at him to quit counting so he just counts louder. meanwhile they're trying to stab each other with a broken chair leg. hayabusa looks like proto bwo stevie richards. glorious mess.

i always found it weird they blow everything up at the tiniest provocation but the blowoff to one of the longest feuds in company history is a middling hardcore match with a very out of place special ref.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I really don't like garbage or deathmatch wrestling but it was a good episode. It had a very good selection of interviewees, even if Onita himself has always seemed like a bit of an arse to me.

Hayabusa is very good to watch, but man, I was always terrified watching him in clips even before I found out what happened to him. Not Hayabusa but on a related note, it seems like a small miracle that nothing worse happened with that fire match.

I found it kind of unsettling how they framed it as "the yakuza HAD a big influence in wrestling AT THE TIME", though I understand not wanting to rock that boat.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Critical posted:

the gannosuke hayabusa/H feud is my favorite bonkers wrestling story. Just completely insane from start to finish. fireworks in the rear end, gimmick theft, multiple crowd clearing brawls, like three fake apologies, an unmasking, and it ends with an awful promo by shawn michaels in bike shorts.
You forgot the Hayabusa porn video.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I really don't like garbage or deathmatch wrestling but it was a good episode. It had a very good selection of interviewees, even if Onita himself has always seemed like a bit of an arse to me.

Hayabusa is very good to watch, but man, I was always terrified watching him in clips even before I found out what happened to him. Not Hayabusa but on a related note, it seems like a small miracle that nothing worse happened with that fire match.
A couple notes on those:

* Outside of the fire matches/spots, it needs to be stressed that most of the famous FMW death match stuff was a LOT more smoke and mirrors than what you'd get from, say, Big Japan style death match wrestling. It was all about drama and teases that created drama, with the big spots being fireworks going off safely around people. (Mr. Pogo got hurt in an explosion match with Terry Funk falling onto one of the "double hell" sides of the ring, but I believe it was him landing badly on the fall and not the pyro that messed him up.)

* Someone—I think it was Defy promoter/MLW road agent Matt Farmer?—mentioned to me years ago, I think while recording Between The Sheets, that he had always worried about Hayabusa because his flying, while graceful, was so loose. That he wasn't showing/didn't have the kind of body control you see from, say, PAC or Ricochet or Alex Zayne or someone like that now.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I'm just not into deathmatch stuff man. It's not the violence, it just bores me more than anything.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i know

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
You don't know me dad!!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you are my nft now

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

davidbix posted:

You forgot the Hayabusa porn video.

I am so ashamed I had to look this up. I am so glad I did.

quote:

Mr. Gannosuke would take it embarrassing H a step further by being filmed in a porno with a Porno Star Chocoball Mukai, with other Team No Respect members being in the movie as well, but not taking part in any action. Gannosuke would use the Hayabusa name in the porno, to embarrass the name of Hayabusa, while he would finger multiple girls in the movie.

This is now the greatest angle of all time and no one can tell me different.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



davidbix posted:

You forgot the Hayabusa porn video.

A couple notes on those:

* Outside of the fire matches/spots, it needs to be stressed that most of the famous FMW death match stuff was a LOT more smoke and mirrors than what you'd get from, say, Big Japan style death match wrestling. It was all about drama and teases that created drama, with the big spots being fireworks going off safely around people. (Mr. Pogo got hurt in an explosion match with Terry Funk falling onto one of the "double hell" sides of the ring, but I believe it was him landing badly on the fall and not the pyro that messed him up.)

* Someone—I think it was Defy promoter/MLW road agent Matt Farmer?—mentioned to me years ago, I think while recording Between The Sheets, that he had always worried about Hayabusa because his flying, while graceful, was so loose. That he wasn't showing/didn't have the kind of body control you see from, say, PAC or Ricochet or Alex Zayne or someone like that now.

This is exactly why I loved FMW deathmatchs. It's over the top stupid gimmicks (the exploding pool is the most hilarious poo poo) that are dangerous, but if you look closely and think about how they did it, it's clear how you could do some of these stunts without too much threat to life and limb.

Not to say that barbed wire isn't going to rip you to poo poo, but FMW deathmatchs are a bit like a dangerous magic trick, there's a real danger involved in the performance but a lot of it is also the illusion of danger.

That episode smashed my nostalgia so hard I ordered a stack of FMW dvds yesterday.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
"What's it like working with barbed wire?"

"It sucks"

joylessdivision posted:

This is exactly why I loved FMW deathmatchs. It's over the top stupid gimmicks (the exploding pool is the most hilarious poo poo) that are dangerous, but if you look closely and think about how they did it, it's clear how you could do some of these stunts without too much threat to life and limb.

Not to say that barbed wire isn't going to rip you to poo poo, but FMW deathmatchs are a bit like a dangerous magic trick, there's a real danger involved in the performance but a lot of it is also the illusion of danger.

That episode smashed my nostalgia so hard I ordered a stack of FMW dvds yesterday.

The one I always liked was the electric pool, because bumping into a pool is inherently safe. In fact, there should be more pool based matches imo.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

algebra testes posted:

"What's it like working with barbed wire?"

"It sucks"

The one I always liked was the electric pool, because bumping into a pool is inherently safe. In fact, there should be more pool based matches imo.

I thought it was funny that Sabu came off as the rough hewn but well meaning family member at some kid's birthday BBQ.

I wonder how wrestling history will look upon Sabu.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Finally caught up with Dark Side of the Ring. Am I right to assume that it was implied that Onita took all the money upon retiring and basically picked the ring announcer as GM because he was naive enough to not realise all the yakuza debt was effectively transferred to him?

Onita looking like a POS toward the end, making GBS threads on the dead while taking a puff of smoke lol.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
The line that got me was "Just tell them you can't pay and they'll go away"

Yeah, that'll stop the Yakuza

superLINUS
Sep 28, 2005

"The real tragedy happened long before I came along"

Long-Time Lurker posted:

Finally caught up with Dark Side of the Ring. Am I right to assume that it was implied that Onita took all the money upon retiring and basically picked the ring announcer as GM because he was naive enough to not realise all the yakuza debt was effectively transferred to him?

Onita looking like a POS toward the end, making GBS threads on the dead while taking a puff of smoke lol.

There was no real debt when Onita left and the company was profitable. Unfortunately, all the profits went into Onita's pockets and he even charged Arai to buy the company from him. Then attendances dived after Onita left and the cycle of debt started. Arai was maybe too nice of a man but he was surrounded by sharks, and not just the loan kind.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Maybe Onita himself was/is Yakuza or just a carny as hell rear end in a top hat or both

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Unperson_47 posted:

Maybe Onita himself was/is Yakuza or just a carny as hell rear end in a top hat or both

onita is a carny. when he was hurt in the domincan republic and had to escape to terry funk's house (long story) he took up MLMs as a quick way to scam people

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Tampa Bae posted:

The line that got me was "Just tell them you can't pay and they'll go away"

Yeah, that'll stop the Yakuza

I thought it was pretty obvious from the way he said it that he knew it was bullshit but didn't want to risk pissing off the Yakuza.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I'm looking forward to this weeks episode, I know very little about Bruiser Bedlam outside of his blowing up the police station.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Bruiser Bedlam episode was great. Knew very little about him beforehand so this was very intersting.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah i didn't like the previous episode even though i thought i would but this last one was good. didn't know anything about bruiser except for when [redacted] talked about him years ago

Pachylad
Jul 12, 2017

Mick Foley during this week's DSOTR was pretty heartwarming:

quote:

"In a world full of butterflies, it took balls to be a caterpillar" I love that quote from Luna and in a way I can't help but hope that this life was but a chrysalis of sorts for her. That for a woman who never seemed completely comfortable in her own skin this life was just a prelude to becoming the beautiful butterfly God always meant for her to be. But that would be too easy and so anti-Luna. There are enough beautiful butterflies out there already, maybe we should be able to appreciate the beauty of the caterpillar without needing or wanting it to change for our viewing pleasure. Maybe Luna was perfect just as she was. Maybe she was exactly who she was supposed to be.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Pachylad posted:

Mick Foley during this week's DSOTR was pretty heartwarming:

It reminds me how good of a writer Foley is, just a wonderful way with words. I wish his YA novel Tietam Brown was more appreciated, it's great.

Luna episode was sad but also really showcased why she was cool and unique. Vince's inexplicable psychic power of wrestlers is so weird, back then at least he had wrestlers mind's in the palm of his hand all the time.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Eat My Fuc posted:

Luna episode was sad but also really showcased why she was cool and unique. Vince's inexplicable psychic power of wrestlers is so weird, back then at least he had wrestlers mind's in the palm of his hand all the time.

Right? On Jeff Jarret's podcast he and Hey Hey talk about how nice it was of Vince to tell Jeff to get off the road and spend time with his wife who had been diagnosed with cancer and that 'they always look after people with family problems' and in the very next breath talk about how because Jeff took that time off he wouldn't make his guarantee that year which would take 100K off his yearly income. Neither of them made the connection.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Pachylad posted:

Mick Foley during this week's DSOTR was pretty heartwarming:

I watched the episode before work and when I got to that part I thought: "Man, I love Mick Foley."


The episode was really good in general. I don't think there was too much completely new info but it told Luna's story really well.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

davidbix posted:

* Someone—I think it was Defy promoter/MLW road agent Matt Farmer?—mentioned to me years ago, I think while recording Between The Sheets, that he had always worried about Hayabusa because his flying, while graceful, was so loose. That he wasn't showing/didn't have the kind of body control you see from, say, PAC or Ricochet or Alex Zayne or someone like that now.
I distinctly remember wrestling communities at the time talking about Hayabusa being notorious for botching, to the point where when his injury happened a lot of people who followed FMW weren't shocked. Not to say he sucked or that it wasn't horrific, just that he gained a reputation for it over the years and his fans wondered if something like that was going to happen eventually.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Pachylad posted:

Mick Foley during this week's DSOTR was pretty heartwarming:

Yeah that and Butcher's remarks at the end got me

“We need to start loving people for who they are while they’re alive. Nobody survives this world”

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
I've completely forgotten to watch Dark Side this season, aside from the Plane Ride ep. I assume they're all good and worth a watch?

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I’m honestly morbidly curious to see how they handle the fact that XPW’s owner was also the second most vile pornographer of the early oughts.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I "enjoyed" this episode a lot. Wish Luna got the help she needed. Foley still seems cool. Gangrel seems a good guy. gently caress Vince and Moolah.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

bloodysabbath posted:

I’m honestly morbidly curious to see how they handle the fact that XPW’s owner was also the second most vile pornographer of the early oughts.

Reenactment in the dark.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



bloodysabbath posted:

I’m honestly morbidly curious to see how they handle the fact that XPW’s owner was also the second most vile pornographer of the early oughts.

I'm afraid to ask who's the first.

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joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Davros1 posted:

I'm afraid to ask who's the first.

Probably Max Hardcore. I think that's the name of the weird older dude with the cowboy hat who did really really gross porn and I think was sent to prison for obscenity charges.

The one thing I remember vividly about Rob Black was he showed up in some PBS doc in the early 00's (Dateline maybe?) about porn and the scene he was shooting was so hosed up the host and crew walked out.

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