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Whenever a friend leaves their phone sitting out, take a quick photo. Later, after they leave, text them the photo and say "come back, you forgot your phone" This is a harmless way to be evil
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christmas boots posted:That thing where you can’t find your phone and you spend ages looking for your phone and then you realize that your phone is in your hand and that’s why you couldn’t find it It's awesome
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Maybe it's because I've been drinking but what exactly are they expecting social workers to do about carjackings? Unless that's why it's IOSM in the first place. What good have cops ever done for carjackings? You walk to the police department, file a report for your insurance and then the cops (if they are generous) drive you to the hospital or your home, depending on how beat up you are.
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christmas boots posted:That thing where you can’t find your phone and you spend ages looking for your phone and then you realize that your phone is in your hand and that’s why you couldn’t find it
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Oct 17, 2021 06:14
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christmas boots posted:That thing where you can’t find your phone and you spend ages looking for your phone and then you realize that your phone is in your hand and that’s why you couldn’t find it This is still politics
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'Space Force' was trending on Twitter, and this seems to be why: Would you like to know what a 'nuclear capable hypersonic gliding vehicle' that travels through low-earth orbit looks like?  You know the USAF had plans on outfitting a shuttle with some warheads. Or, really, any space program with an adjacent nuclear weapons program. If you can get to orbit, literally everything is a hypersonic vehicle and it's pretty trivial to slap some nukes on one. We've had them since the 50s, and they're called ICBMs. If Elon Musk got his hands on a nuke, he'd be capable of dropping it with a couple dozen meters accuracy anywhere in the world within about 90 minutes.
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Those haughty quebecois, always stealing the spotlight from the franco-ontarians.
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Original character the darpa space shuttle from the hit series the west wing.
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RatHat posted:By the way if anyone is wondering the answer is the Letter A Having tasted AU Dominoes I'm pretty sure all the replies are right actually
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Pyroclastic posted:You know the USAF had plans on outfitting a shuttle with some warheads. I bet you the secret space shuttles kept in reserve by the USAF are equipped with warheads.
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Coolness Averted posted:They're just going "You claim to hate cops. Yet you don't call a social worker while being mugged. Curious! Cops: famously effective at stopping muggings and finding lost belongings e: actually thinking of times I've been mugged, I'd be pissed if some bystander called the cops loudly. I'm not keen on agitating the guy pointing a gun or knife at me for twenty bucks.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Cops: famously effective at stopping muggings and finding lost belongings I'd almost rather die /e: to be clear, i've been mugged at gunpoint more than once and the time i didn't successfully argue to keep my ID was the most inconvenient. stringless has a new favorite as of 10:53 on Oct 17, 2021 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Cops: famously effective at stopping muggings and finding lost belongings If your experiences are anything like mine, you've only got a 1 in 3 chance of the cops showing up when called, so maybe your attacker won't care.
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flavor.flv posted:Whenever a friend leaves their phone sitting out, take a quick photo. Later, after they leave, text them the photo and say "come back, you forgot your phone" that sounds like a great joke
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CharlestheHammer posted:Player 1 Pizza is a fictional place he created several months ago. Where the earth is like if retro met modern with some futuristic tendencies sprinkled in I think they're confused because Brandon left out the words "you to". He was offering to take Witchcrafter Horror to the made-up pizza place in the imaginary world. Because he would like them to be friends.
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FFT posted:okay but weigh it against the time spent getting a new ID or--in the current era--getting a new vax certificate One time in Montréal, someone broke into my car and stole my wallet, but left my ID and SIN card on the drivers' seat. Thanks, considerate robber. wait gently caress quote is not edit but still
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Tiggum posted:I think they're confused because Brandon left out the words "you to". He was offering to take Witchcrafter Horror to the made-up pizza place in the imaginary world. Because he would like them to be friends. Oh I know it was just a joke
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kirbysuperstar posted:Having tasted AU Dominoes I'm pretty sure all the replies are right actually Not sure if you are saying this is a pro or con?
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CharlestheHammer posted:Oh I know it was just a joke I don't think it was a joke. He actually does want them to be friends.
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Some company I follow on Insta recently decided to sell a line of small screw-lid jars, and asked what people are gonna keep in theirs. It was literally hundreds of people posting "nut"
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"I came in three minutes before it was illegal to be outside without good reason, and these guys had the gall to be expecting to not be working for the next few minutes!"
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flavor.flv posted:I have heard of water weighing twice in my life, but both of those were from crazy people on the internet What the gently caress is this? Am I having a stroke?
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Brawnfire posted:Took me a second to realize they meant they prepared an ice brine bath for the juice box, not that they poured the apple juice over ice and salt okay I'm glad I'm not alone in having a moment of 'you're going to drink...cold salt water? To...own the mcdonalds workers?????'
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