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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I beat Creature in the Well which was a free Epic game a little while back. It's short (100%ed it in something like 4 hours) which is honestly a big plus point for me these days. Fun little top down hack and slash game crossed with pinball, recommended if you picked it up but haven't tried it yet.

I might use that coupon to get the Outer Wilds DLC if it's valid on that

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

el oso posted:

Not a free game but you can get a free $10 coupon on Epic just by updating your communication preferences. Did it a little while ago and the coupon was sent pretty much instantly.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/news/connect-and-save-subscribe-to-epic-games-emails-and-get-a-10-dollar-epic-coupon

I refuse to ever pay for a game on Epic.

Trickyblackjack
Feb 13, 2012

Skwirl posted:

I refuse to ever pay for a game on Epic.

No one gives a poo poo.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Trickyblackjack posted:

No one gives a poo poo.

The joke



you

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Just in case you were curious about why you should be wary of EGS. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22729050/epic-game-store-open-to-blockchain-cryptocurrency-nft-games

If you have a problem with this I'm going to report you for crimes against humanity.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Large Testicles posted:

Just in case you were curious about why you should be wary of EGS. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22729050/epic-game-store-open-to-blockchain-cryptocurrency-nft-games

If you have a problem with this I'm going to report you for crimes against humanity.
Do you mean don’t have a problem?

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

NFT games are dumb as hell but lol if you think Valve is banning them for virtuous reasons, and not because they are stepping on the toes of the Steam Market economy systems

Valve is fine with turning games into combination casino / stock markets / money laundering fronts, ala what they've done with TF2 and CS:GO, as long as Valve is the one getting a cut of every transaction

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

This thread eventually goes to poo poo every time it gets to discussions about what the Epic Store does and doesn't. I personally like it better when it is just about what free game they are giving away this week. After all, there is a dedicated Epic thread in Games ResetEra: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3886798&pagenumber=137#lastpost

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

repiv posted:

NFT games are dumb as hell but lol if you think Valve is banning them for virtuous reasons, and not because they are stepping on the toes of the Steam Market economy systems

Valve is fine with turning games into combination casino / stock markets / money laundering fronts, ala what they've done with TF2 and CS:GO, as long as Valve is the one getting a cut of every transaction

It's this and EGS is only allowing them to "own" Valve

Anyway if you play Paladins on another platform or console that's not a PS4 you can link your HiRez account with your epic account and get that stuff for your existing account. You do have to download and launch the game on EGS once to properly claim it but after that you can uninstall it

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


Mierenneuker posted:

This thread eventually goes to poo poo every time it gets to discussions about what the Epic Store does and doesn't. I personally like it better when it is just about what free game they are giving away this week. After all, there is a dedicated Epic thread in Games ResetEra: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3886798&pagenumber=137#lastpost

please!!! follow this good poster's advice!!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

flatluigi posted:

i was thinking they meant the building shifting around you

repiv posted:

which is cool but they never actually use non-euclidean environments again after that one time in the intro

I was referring to lobby sequence, yeah. For me it perfectly set the tone and hooked me in. And honestly I've gotten the impression that a lot of people don't even notice it.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

John Murdoch posted:

I was referring to lobby sequence, yeah. For me it perfectly set the tone and hooked me in. And honestly I've gotten the impression that a lot of people don't even notice it.

Yeah pretty much everything about the game just clicked with me, such a great vibe.

And the Ashtray Maze sequence at the end is my favorite 10 minutes of a video game in years. Such a great song and action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtuQRohHds

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

el oso posted:

Not a free game but you can get a free $10 coupon on Epic just by updating your communication preferences. Did it a little while ago and the coupon was sent pretty much instantly.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/news/connect-and-save-subscribe-to-epic-games-emails-and-get-a-10-dollar-epic-coupon

spend this on the foundation dlc for control, imo

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

John Murdoch posted:

I was referring to lobby sequence, yeah. For me it perfectly set the tone and hooked me in. And honestly I've gotten the impression that a lot of people don't even notice it.

I loved this, then the game went and became a slog of constant repetitive combat. Game would’ve been great with like 90% less fighting.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


John Murdoch posted:

I was referring to lobby sequence, yeah. For me it perfectly set the tone and hooked me in. And honestly I've gotten the impression that a lot of people don't even notice it.

Also everything about Ahti

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

Avatar brought to you by the TG Sanity fund

Skwirl posted:

The joke



you

How are you above him? Did you climb a ladder?

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Len posted:

Also everything about Ahti

:hai:

Proud to be the assistant janitor.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

timp posted:

FWIW that was one of the rare free games posted in this thread that I actually fully beat. It's pretty fun! I also beat Control, really enjoyed that one too.

Watch Dogs 2 is, IMO, worth playing just to look at the story and plot beats with a more critical/cynical eye, especially with everything that's come out about Ubisoft after it released.

ilitarist
Apr 26, 2016

illiterate and militarist
WD2 is a window into a world of non-violent open-world games. I mean there's still a lot of violence if you want it, but you can play it as a puzzle immersive game. Usually it means going out of your way to play in a most boring way (Dishonored, Deus Ex) but in WD2 it means hacking the planet and playing spy games. I understand WD3 is back to being all about shooting people and it's sad.

Selenephos
Jul 9, 2010

ilitarist posted:

WD2 is a window into a world of non-violent open-world games. I mean there's still a lot of violence if you want it, but you can play it as a puzzle immersive game. Usually it means going out of your way to play in a most boring way (Dishonored, Deus Ex) but in WD2 it means hacking the planet and playing spy games. I understand WD3 is back to being all about shooting people and it's sad.

No? You've more more non-lethal options in 3 besides a tazer and a melee knockout. You're just limited in what you can use because of the "play as anyone" gimmick which didn't really work. People play lethally in Legion because they can't be bothered to switch to a character with a specific skillset who also has non-lethal options. It's why the DLC papers over the cracks by letting you play as Aiden or Wrench for the entire campaign instead of a random NPC, since they have access to almost all hacks and Wrench's moveset is entirely non-lethal.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Mr. Fortitude posted:

Wrench's moveset is entirely non-lethal.

:what:

Not that it's a terrible idea to have someone with a non-lethal moveset but uh, Wrench was not a character I would expect to have one. I'm guessing Aiden is all lethal cool guy so they needed the contrast?

Selenephos
Jul 9, 2010

John Murdoch posted:

:what:

Not that it's a terrible idea to have someone with a non-lethal moveset but uh, Wrench was not a character I would expect to have one. I'm guessing Aiden is all lethal cool guy so they needed the contrast?

Aiden can go non-lethal but he only has two non-lethal weapons as well as his baton, while all of the weapons Wrench can use is non-lethal yeah. It makes sense in the Bloodlines DLC campaign as Aiden is trying to get Wrench to not be like him towards the end. Aiden is a broken old man haunted by the numerous murders he committed and doesn't want Wrench to take the same path in life.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Ahh, okay. That actually sounds surprisingly decent. But I'm also like the one person on earth who cares about Aiden's character arc whatsoever and also Wrench in general so....I guess what I'm saying is that they apparently made that DLC explicitly for me and me alone. :v:

ilitarist
Apr 26, 2016

illiterate and militarist

Mr. Fortitude posted:

No? You've more more non-lethal options in 3 besides a tazer and a melee knockout. You're just limited in what you can use because of the "play as anyone" gimmick which didn't really work. People play lethally in Legion because they can't be bothered to switch to a character with a specific skillset who also has non-lethal options. It's why the DLC papers over the cracks by letting you play as Aiden or Wrench for the entire campaign instead of a random NPC, since they have access to almost all hacks and Wrench's moveset is entirely non-lethal.

Oh, it sounds nice. My understanding was that every character has access to guns on top of their gimmick so you always have an easy solution to any given problem and might miss other solutions. I should get this game eventually.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I kinda wanna try WD2 again, see how it runs on my new computer.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i still never got a watch dogs 2 key from that botched ubisoft promo, even though i am pretty sure i clicked all the buttons exactly like they told me to. i feel like this is the biggest sin a free game giveaway can commit, to not actually give away the free game :mad:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I’m pretty sure being so dedicated to free games that you can’t play the free game if you wanted to makes you a thread admin

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Lutha Mahtin posted:

i still never got a watch dogs 2 key from that botched ubisoft promo, even though i am pretty sure i clicked all the buttons exactly like they told me to. i feel like this is the biggest sin a free game giveaway can commit, to not actually give away the free game :mad:
I mean, everyone got WD2 after that, regardless of the promo. Right?

Zushio
May 8, 2008
Jokes on them, I bought the Watchdogs Two Game bundle a month before they made it free. :smuggo:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
wd2 is the one that the foolish among you got "free" by sitting through a two hour ad while those of us with critical thinking skills knew there'd be a link to copy-n-paste somewhere the next day and lo and behold look who got real salty about having that pointed out to them, but a mod asked me very nicely to discontinue doing this so i won't

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Freedom Trails posted:

wd2 is the one that the foolish among you got "free" by sitting through a two hour ad while those of us with critical thinking skills knew there'd be a link to copy-n-paste somewhere the next day and lo and behold look who got real salty about having that pointed out to them, but a mod asked me very nicely to discontinue doing this so i won't

how the gently caress are people still this angry about it lmao

treat
Jul 24, 2008

by the sex ghost
not people, just him.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
e: nm, this is just dumb

TGLT fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Oct 19, 2021

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
That reminds me of the Hearts of Iron 3 release when someone posted a download link to the "demo". It wasn't the demo

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


you guys all know that if you don't have a free game to post you can just not post in here, right.

do NOT respond to this post with jokes! free games only!

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Cugel the Clever posted:

That reminds me of the Hearts of Iron 3 release when someone posted a download link to the "demo". It wasn't the demo

The final patch for MOO2 can be applied to the free demo and it turns it into the full game.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Freedom Trails posted:

wd2 is the one that the foolish among you got "free" by sitting through a two hour ad while those of us with critical thinking skills knew there'd be a link to copy-n-paste somewhere the next day and lo and behold look who got real salty about having that pointed out to them, but a mod asked me very nicely to discontinue doing this so i won't

I think also the Epic Store had it as a weekly freebie not that long afterwards, really adding insult to injury.

Edit: Looked it up. Ubisoft gave it away during the second half of July, Epic Store had it in the second half of September.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Oct 19, 2021

HardKase
Jul 15, 2007
TASTY

ilitarist posted:

Gamepass is not available in most countries though.

Xbox Game Pass is available in Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, India, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, and the United States.[34]


I mean if you're on this board and not on this list is be interested to know where you are from.

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
42 countries out of 180 or however many is in the world means he's still right. It isn't available in most :v:

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szary
Mar 12, 2014
I really tried to play WD2, but couldnt link my UBI and epic accounts :saddumb:

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