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Facebook Aunt posted:Having "regular" and "women's" is still kinda a problem. They also make these: 
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If the sizing on flexible foam ear plugs is meaningful, then I assume petite dudes won't feel great about lady branded ones and would prefer that they were just divided by size rather than gender.
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satanic-panic marketing stuff for this page
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The Lone Badger posted:The earplugs of fate? "I keep the hearing while the master is away..."
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Beachcomber posted:They also make these: Whoops, I dropped my monster earplugs that I use for my magnum ears
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The Lone Badger posted:The earplugs of fate? Wait, was that a snore or a gunshot? Better shine crappy flashlights around for 10 seconds then leave.
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So, is that a picture of the devil himself on the bottom left?
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The gender chat reminded me of this classic and it had the tag line "Elegant design - just for her!"
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Or a same-gendered friend who just prefers the designs of those shoes... It's not like men's and women's slip-on shoes are any different apart from having different sizing scales. Men's shoes are wider, usually. I'm AFAB but I've known since I was fifteen that I have more luck finding comfortable shoes in the men's section than the women's. Sometimes I get lucky in the women's, depends a lot on the brand that particular store tends to stock, but mostly they're all too narrow to be comfortable, and I'm at the upper end of "normal" women's shoe sizes so selection is limited. Once a clerk in Payless got very agitated about me looking at men's shoes and kept trying to steer me away. I have no idea why she cared.
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Zil posted:super shiny satan is haunting in a way. wet satan
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Zil posted:super shiny satan is haunting in a way. evobatman posted:wet satan
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Is the satan tire meant to convey that the tires are as fast as the devil/dickens/heck/gently caress? Or possibly some other attribute but same idea.
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Shifty Nipples posted:Is the satan tire meant to convey that the tires are as fast as the devil/dickens/heck/gently caress? Or possibly some other attribute but same idea. It shows the fact that running a rotating tire over your crotch can make you feel good
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Captain DIEgiene posted:It shows the fact that running a rotating tire over your crotch can make you feel good Is that what a rim job is?
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Shifty Nipples posted:Is the satan tire meant to convey that the tires are as fast as the devil/dickens/heck/gently caress? Or possibly some other attribute but same idea. I think it's a play on the phrase "hell on wheels".
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They're all plays on common phrases except the lightbulb one, which is straight up just claiming that their product is created and powered by Satan himself
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flavor.flv posted:They're all plays on common phrases except the lightbulb one, which is straight up just claiming that their product is created and powered by Satan himself Well, they do call him Lucifer, the Lightbringer.
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Speaking of Satan... Remember the movie Jennifer's Body, where Megan Fox got possessed by a demon? It had a fairly iconic scene where she holds a lighter up to her tongue and doesn't feel the pain from it before proclaiming herself to be a god... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVIsqHrME68&t=73s Whoever runs the social media for Bratz dolls is going to get a talking to tomorrow, I think. It's maaaybe not the best idea to be recreating that scene in the Bratz style and posting it on their Twitter. https://twitter.com/Bratz/status/1449824441219751937?s=20
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Bratz is still a thing, I thought a lawsuit from Mattel killed it. And with a different but still deeply unsettling art style, I see. I thought so too, but https://www.amazon.com/stores/Bratz/node/2586321011
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flavor.flv posted:They're all plays on common phrases except the lightbulb one, which is straight up just claiming that their product is created and powered by Satan himself My pee pap was always saying something was "hotter than an impregnated goblin". He was one of the first anime fans.
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Last time I saw these I, if I remember right, "impregnerad" in this time period and context would mean fireproofed. So, correctly translated it would be something like "Gnomey’s Safety Matches." That being said Impregnated Goblin is definitely catchier.
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Fishstick posted:Last time I saw these I, if I remember right, "impregnerad" in this time period and context would mean fireproofed. So, correctly translated it would be something like "Gnomey’s Safety Matches." It'd definitely be more popular nowadays. I don't need any confirmation if that is the case. I know how the Internet works enough that it would have to be.
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