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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Zil posted:

:flashfact: actually mutants don't start exhibiting their mutations until they hit puberty. So if he was circumcised at birth, it wouldn't have grown back.

I fell right into the trap didn't I?

But would the average Canadian male born around the 1840s have been circumcised? I don't even know where I'd begin to look up that kind of info nor do I want it showing up in my search history.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Detective No. 27 posted:

But would the average Canadian male born around the 1840s have been circumcised? I don't even know where I'd begin to look up that kind of info nor do I want it showing up in my search history.

Circumcision wasn't a western Christian thing until an insane snack food inventor named Kellogg (the founder of the cereal company you know today) convinced weirdo puritan Americans in the early 1900s to constantly get enemas and chop up their dicks so they won't masturbate which puts the bad ghosts in your blood instead of Jesus.

No I didn't make any of that up.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Oh I knew Kellogg was a nutso and the weird poo poo he did. Didn't realize circumcision was one of them.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qxu6waSOM71qfpi2q.mp4

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I could watch the carrot one forever

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
lol :drat:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ragnar34 posted:

Skimming for images, wasn't really paying attention, saw something about Wolverine's dick and then I saw the boot in this picture, and for a second I thought I was looking at a woodcut of Logan's uncut wood.
Which begs the question: if Wolverine had been circumcised before that whole "puberty kicks off mutant powers" thing, would his foreskin grow back?
Sorry you have only been with girls as bad at sex as you are 🤷🏻‍♀️

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Bismuth posted:

I could watch the carrot one forever



I could probably even icon-size it...

DarkDobe has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Oct 17, 2021

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm guessing google autocomplete based on state abbreviations.

Possibly specifically UK google autocomplete.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

OwlFancier posted:

I'm guessing google autocomplete based on state abbreviations.

Possibly specifically UK google autocomplete.

I think it's most common autocorrect errors when swiping on a mobile keyboard.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Pretty sure it's just the next word in the dictionary

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure it's the real names.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Bismuth posted:

I could watch the carrot one forever

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

DarkDobe posted:



I could probably even icon-size it...



lol anyone need a new av?

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

fartknocker posted:

Hear me out on this: High Heelys



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Sorry you have only been with girls as bad at sex as you are 🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish that was the case, instead of me having to do that to myself.











Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

that music brings me back a very long way

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Memento posted:

that music brings me back a very long way

I know it, it haunts me but I can't place it, please, what is it?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Brawnfire posted:

I know it, it haunts me but I can't place it, please, what is it?

Commander Keen, specifically from the VGA era, I think 4.

edit: yep, Commander Keen 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgaBiyhtPUg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh my god floridly is fleur de lis isn't it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Memento posted:

Commander Keen, specifically from the VGA era, I think 4.

edit: yep, Commander Keen 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgaBiyhtPUg

Holy poo poo, hours of my loving life, no wonder it's so deep in there

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh my god floridly is fleur de lis isn't it

It's a form of "florid" meaning flowery.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

DarkDobe posted:



I could probably even icon-size it...



Thankyou i love this guy

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

PizzaProwler posted:

Me too. We're in good company:



:allears:

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

DarkDobe posted:



I could probably even icon-size it...



teenager-learns-to-flip-pen.gif

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Thankful that movies don't cater to female gaze, which is why Thor, the character from mythology known for his legendary prowess in eating and drinking and being so homely and hairy he was mistaken for a troll woman, was famously played by Louie Anderson.

I would’ve liked that movie

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Sally posted:

lol anyone need a new av?

If I weren't so enamoured by my poo poo baby I'd buy this one in a heartbeat.

I feel it is important that my av match my personality, and although on one hand, yes: snail; however, on the other, malicious poo poo baby, and let's be real here

E: Nobody buy me some clever poo poo now y'hear

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Oct 17, 2021

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

pseudorandom posted:


I wish that was the case, instead of me having to do that to myself.



Is there a wholesome memes thread?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Glottis posted:

Is there a wholesome memes thread?

This is it, friend

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
gently caress.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

The Bloop posted:

This is it, friend

:haibrower:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The Bloop posted:

This is it, friend

People like buttholesome memes, though

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Glottis posted:

Is there a wholesome memes thread?

All memes are wholesome

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/solawheen/status/1397166736407818243

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Memento posted:

Commander Keen, specifically from the VGA era, I think 4.

edit: yep, Commander Keen 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgaBiyhtPUg

I thought I recognized some of those sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJM3BMvCdc0

Sardonik has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Oct 17, 2021

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker



Saw this picture on a friend's Instagram story. I initially misread that as ligma taint because I have been corrupted, even though the letters dont really look like that too much.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

hell yeah

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pseudorandom posted:




Saw this picture on a friend's Instagram story. I initially misread that as ligma taint because I have been corrupted, even though the letters dont really look like that too much.

Is Ligma in the room with us right now?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat


Make the meme thread wholesome again.

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