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I think it's good to keep some perspective. For me, this stuff is very similar to stories of various cryptids - real fun to talk about, but without some kind of verified proof, they're just stories. The thing that made this thread interested was the released Navy videos; without an equivalent for the Ranch stories, I'm not going to be changing my worldview to believe in ghosts/interdimensional horror aliens/whatever the hell is going on there. It's possible that trying to approach these phenomena scientifically is doomed from the start but I'm going to need some solid evidence or my own lived experiences before I'm ready to make that call, and I have neither.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:12 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 01:27 |
I’m not sold on Skinwalker, though I do suspect that if it’s bullshit it is, again, very deliberate bullshit for a reason and not just crazies. Looking at the broader UAP phenomenon however, I’m pretty well convinced that something weird is happening, even if it is all psychological somehow.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:23 |
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Wheeee posted:
These kind of make me feel like something bad went down there, like a "roadside picnic" that leaves tortured souls and poo poo instead of just an area full of general nope. It also seems to imply that it doesn't really like information gained from observing it being shared. Or at least that's where the narrative is leaning, if it's all kayfabe.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:26 |
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Wheeee posted:I’m not sold on Skinwalker, though I do suspect that if it’s bullshit it is, again, very deliberate bullshit for a reason and not just crazies. To get nutso Robert Bigelow $$$
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 14:27 |
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Wheeee posted:I’m not sold on Skinwalker, though I do suspect that if it’s bullshit it is, again, very deliberate bullshit for a reason and not just crazies. that's a much better way of saying it, yeah
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:05 |
Hodgepodge posted:These kind of make me feel like something bad went down there, like a "roadside picnic" that leaves tortured souls and poo poo instead of just an area full of general nope. It also seems to imply that it doesn't really like information gained from observing it being shared. If our nukes gently caress with whatever they are maybe skinwalker is where they tested/intentionally "nuked" us back
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:35 |
Barry Foster posted:EDIT ^^^^^^^^^^^ don't be stupid, they don't got mussies, they're all fish down there. Unless you're talking reverse-mermaids, that's a different story, they've definitely got fitties As much fun as it is to imagine what might be possible with all this, I'm very much on the Lue's public persona's, and the scientific approach's, side of "examine the facts, follow them where they take us". There is poo poo in the sky we don't understand. Lets better understand that openly. Skinwalking astral stuff can't be measured so easily so vOv very fun material to speculate on, and I love a ripping scifi/horror story, but again, document that poo poo and see what we got.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:51 |
Wheeee posted:any bitchmade fear drinking shadow punk comes into my room and starts screaming at me imma turn into a motherfuckin rage beast on his rear end trap sprung Galactic masochist federation treat me MAD baybe
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 15:52 |
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How many posters in this thread are experiencers? Witnesses? I’ll raise my hand. Doesn’t convince others, but once you see something up close the question of “is it real” is answered. edit: I’d go so far to say it has changed my life more than anything save for marriage/parenthood.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:04 |
Fly Ricky posted:How many posters in this thread are experiencers? Witnesses? Lights in the sky: yes Blacked tormented alien screamers and burning orb punchers? Nah
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:09 |
im the dude who saw a big cigar up close, so yes to seeing a craft but no space ghosts thankfully
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:12 |
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Fly Ricky posted:How many posters in this thread are experiencers? Witnesses? i'm not convinced the paranormal stuff i've seen isn't just a result of years of psychedelic drug use gnawing away at my brain like I never saw anything while tripping but it might have rewired my brain or something idk, i'm still capable of being a skeptic until I get more evidence than "I saw a thing and it was spooky"
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:31 |
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I am the most boring person imaginable and have never seen anything UFO or supernatural. Apparently my grandfather saw a UFO once in Ohio, but he never told me any details about it. I'm not sure I believe it, because it would require aliens to have an interest in Ohio.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:36 |
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Log082 posted:I am the most boring person imaginable and have never seen anything UFO or supernatural. wpafb is a big weapons research base and as part of the roswell lore the alien bodies and crafts were carted there
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:38 |
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i have remote viewed the one cia intern who has to monitor this thread and he's just playing this on a loop while lmaoing at our posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVo3VqjL0Q
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:40 |
Hodgepodge posted:These kind of make me feel like something bad went down there, like a "roadside picnic" that leaves tortured souls and poo poo instead of just an area full of general nope. It also seems to imply that it doesn't really like information gained from observing it being shared. One of the more interesting things about the actual Skinwalker Ranch property and the experiences there is how digging seems to somehow set off whatever is happening. The famous story of the post hole digger being found up a tree from the original book being probably the most famous.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:47 |
Fly Ricky posted:How many posters in this thread are experiencers? Witnesses? In addition to Spencer, I did see UFOs once as a kid on a cub scout camping trip. They were triangle shaped with a light at each point, maybe 5-6 of them, and they were "playing" is I guess how I would describe it? They were zipping around each other doing what appeared to be random maneuvers and turning at 90 degree angles with incredible speed between the starts and stops. There were 5 of us who saw them clearly for a few minutes.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 16:50 |
https://twitter.com/ChrisKMellon/status/1450146037113425932?t=L5FbTI01KAtAidNQSxeEkA&s=19
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:18 |
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Log082 posted:I am the most boring person imaginable and have never seen anything UFO or supernatural. arguably aliens would be very interested in ohio because it's one of the most boring places in existence that it must be some kind of strange anomaly
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:22 |
There are a bunch of nuclear plants in Ohio right? I guess that's the joke: your town is so boring the nuke plant is the most interesting thing, it's the simpsons but for real
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:07 |
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Pryor on Fire posted:There are a bunch of nuclear plants in Ohio right? I guess that's the joke: your town is so boring the nuke plant is the most interesting thing, it's the simpsons but for real it only has two - but the heavy usage of drones for both surveillance and weapons + most of the big top secret weaponry are developed at the air force base in southern ohio
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:10 |
Azathoth posted:One of the more interesting things about the actual Skinwalker Ranch property and the experiences there is how digging seems to somehow set off whatever is happening. The famous story of the post hole digger being found up a tree from the original book being probably the most famous. Link this book please and thanks. Whereas I have not met any screaming tormented aliens or orbs, I did once have an encounter with a local spirit that scolded me for littering. This is in an area where one of our First Nations does vision quests, and subsequently I read about a very similar encounter that prevented Crazy Horse from making an attack on Army troops so, whether it was "real" or not, its certainly given me a good story (and I picked up that missing plastic bag).
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:34 |
Allrighty, here we go: A Goon's Remote Viewing Primer; supported by Russell Targ: THE REALITY OF ESP. A Physicist’s Proof of Psychic Abilities. Esp. Chapter 11: "Learning Remote Viewing: Separating the Psychic Signal from the Mental Noise." Usually Remote Viewing is a 2-person thing: The viewer will do the actual remote viewing while the monitor takes notes and moves the process forward by asking general or more specific questions (and brings the viewer back on track if they get distracted with details. The2-person setup will not work for our forum, but we can still do some experiments by ourselves or with a group. The group experiment (can be done online - in this thread!) Picking and placing an Object One person picks an intersting object and stores it at a specific place in their home (e.g. a small basket/bag/box in the living room). The object stays there for the duration of the experiment and will be revealed via photo when the deadline for the group has ended. Notes for the object: Please pick an object that has an interesting, but not too complex shape. Ingo Swann describes the connected problem as "lack of fusion": too many similar or overlaying geometric elements within the same object confuse the viewer. Viewing the Object The rest of the group will be informed that the object has been placed in a specific place ("e.g. the object is in a bag in the living room of user XYZ"). They will not be told what the object is: it is their job, by using only their mind, the basic description ("the object in the bag in the living room of user XYZ"), and pen & paper, to gather mental impressions and make a sketch / or ekstches of the object. They will take a photo of the sketch and upload it until the deadline ends. How to view the object: 1) note down/get rid of the first impressions you got when you started this session: "If you come into the session with clearly formed initial impressions or images, it is very important that you write them down on the top of the paper and label them “initial images.” Otherwise, they will follow you all through your session. Then draw a line under them to separate them from the rest of the transcript, recognizing that they may, or may not, have anything to do with the day’s target." 2) Close your eyes, relax for a couple of minutes, and then focus your mind on the object (via the description). 3) Keep your mind open, note down all mental impressions - without trying to put a name on it. Targ with more info (long quote): quote:The first psychic bits are the most important shapes that you will see. You should make little sketches of these images as they come to view, even though they don’t make sense and are not really objects. Naming and analysis are the principle enemies of remote viewing. Your hand may make little movements in the air over the paper; notice them and describe what your subliminal mind is trying to tell you. Yes, too long to read. Short version: remote viewing is easy to learn, hard to master - your analytical mind is the enemy. I can hide an object at my place tomorrow so you dirty, dirty goons can remote view it for your leasure.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:42 |
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Bilirubin posted:Link this book please and thanks. wait the Native American spirits wanted the white settlers to win?
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:42 |
Obligatory peanut tweet re. the Skinwalker ranch: Tldr: Ancient (natural) rift /weak point in the fabric of space-time , currently unregulated and mostly used by the shittier denizens of the cosmos: https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1320690422646231040 by the way, they also say demons (as in multidemnesional rear end in a top hat anergy beings) are real. Space is less nice than I imagined https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1391093904565575682 SavageGentleman has issued a correction as of 19:50 on Oct 18, 2021 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:48 |
Bilirubin posted:Link this book please and thanks. "Hunt for the Skinwalker: Science Confronts the Unexplained at a Remote Ranch in Utah posted:Ellen was getting increasingly worried about her memory when one evening Tom stormed in and demanded to know who had hidden the post digger. He was irate. Both kids looked up from their homework. They were puzzled. Ellen told him that all three had been in the house for the past couple of hours. Tom said that he had left the seventy-pound implement on the ground and gone to his truck to get a wrench, returned a couple of minutes later, and it was gone. He was angry because he wanted to finish mending a broken fence, and it was almost dark. The family went outside to help him look. Thirty minutes later they gave up. Tom was silent and frustrated the whole evening. Azathoth has issued a correction as of 19:51 on Oct 18, 2021 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:48 |
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SavageGentleman posted:Short version: remote viewing is easy to learn, hard to master - your analytical mind is the enemy. lets fuckin do it but it better not be a banana
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 19:53 |
Vomik posted:wait the Native American spirits wanted the white settlers to win? Lol more like "this is not a good time, wait for when they get to Greasy Grass"
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:15 |
cheers!
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:17 |
Bilirubin posted:cheers! I think the guys from the What If? Podcast (RIP) had the best reaction to the Skinwalker Ranch stuff. One of them said something to the effect of "that's not even a good story, that's just really loving weird", which I think succinctly sums up everything that seems to happen there. The point being that if someone was going to make up spooky stories, they'd generally try to do a better job. So much of what happens is just little nuggets like that, something really odd but no hints at either what is happening or what is behind it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:23 |
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do the pnuttys have solid black eyes like the normal grey or human-like eyes with the white parts and pupils. their drawings all conflict on this
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 20:29 |
my bony fealty posted:do the pnuttys have solid black eyes like the normal grey or human-like eyes with the white parts and pupils. their drawings all conflict on this I think they mention that they have both bascically. The black thing is a second eyelid (similar to the ones many animals have) that protects from harsh light and UV; when it's retracted, you will see the normal eyes with colors like amber, brown, etc. They also have four very long and limber fingers without a thumb (always makes me think of the old "Salad fingers" cartoon). Apparently they do well without an opposable thumb because the other fingers are flexible enough to take that role when needed, but my mind still struggles to imagine a P'nti holding a coffee cup.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:03 |
wondering if I would trade my thumbs in for biological sunglasses
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 22:39 |
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SavageGentleman posted:I think they mention that they have both bascically. The black thing is a second eyelid (similar to the ones many animals have) that protects from harsh light and UV; when it's retracted, you will see the normal eyes with colors like amber, brown, etc. so theyre like hosed up space lemurs. cool
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 00:09 |
Non earth human
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 00:36 |
SavageGentleman posted:Allrighty, here we go: im gonna find ur dildo
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 00:46 |
SavageGentleman posted:Obligatory peanut tweet re. the Skinwalker ranch: Tldr: Ancient (natural) rift /weak point in the fabric of space-time , currently unregulated and mostly used by the shittier denizens of the cosmos: quote:
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 00:49 |
Fly Ricky posted:How many posters in this thread are experiencers? Witnesses? stuff involving UAPs: I've posted about it ITT, but I saw some dots over the Sherman Texas/Denison Texas in either 2017 or 2018. I scanned my dad's messenger logs bc he's the only one i shared it with but either i missed it or it's not there anymore. It's way triggering to read poo poo about my old life since a lot of those old convos are chock full of trauma poo poo, so i'll have to look and see if i can get the video later when i have more fortitude for what's in there. involving greys; once had a sleep paralysis/astral thing where greys crashed my dream space. they weren't speaking as-such but communicated with me; wanted to do something to my mind/inner self, and when I basically tried to trigger an awakening they somehow stopped it. Threatened me, told me to just chill and cooperate, or it would suck for me. I chilled for a bit, then managed to initiate a wake-up and there was a bright rear end light in the living room of the duplex I lived in at the time. My mom lived with me and also woke up wondering wtf the light was. The UAP sighting and that episode weren't super far apart, but they weren't on top of each other either.
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 01:06 |
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But could it have been a bag https://twitter.com/Spacecowboy781/status/1450302099078664192?t=YQE2cR2HXzTv7KJRMYMKSg&s=19
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 04:26 |
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Inspector Hound posted:But could it have been a bag Who would win? The latest and greatest in hypersonic missile technology vs A loving FOOTBALL
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# ? Oct 19, 2021 04:46 |