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Throwing my nonexistent M1 Pro in the fireplace what even is this bullshit.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:21
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I love that "two external displays" is a feature bullet point.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:21
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Apple giving Pat Gelsinger the ol' Cleveland Steamer
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Oct 18, 2021 18:22
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This graph looks ridiculous lmao what the hell
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Oct 18, 2021 18:22
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"PC Chip" sounds like "piece of poo poo"
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Oct 18, 2021 18:22
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God, who cares about any of this chip stuff, I just want to see what the new powerbooks look like.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:22
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:lol M1 Pro lasted a whole 2 minutes. So they… threw it under the bus? 
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Oh boy super fast GPUs for.... OpenGL and Metal? Womp womp.
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Shart Carbuncle posted:God, who cares about any of this chip stuff, I just want to see what the new powerbooks look like. just show me the holes
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Oct 18, 2021 18:23
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one (1) mac mini max, please.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:23
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Dear Tim Apple, Stop doing PC/Mac performance comparisons. Literally no one on earth gives a flying gently caress. Computers are all insane and beastly.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:23
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M1 PRO MEGA MAX
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magiccarpet posted:just show me the holes Pre-ordering t-shirt plz
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Oct 18, 2021 18:24
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Most powerful chip for a Porno Book?
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Oct 18, 2021 18:24
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Craig needs to use more button. Creep
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Oct 18, 2021 18:24
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Motherfucker my mid 2012 does instant wake from sleep
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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Craig's head/body ratio is weird. Is he like 5' tall? I mean that's a huge noggin.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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Astro7x posted:Most powerful chip for a Porno Book? I heard that too
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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AlternateAccount posted:Dear Tim Apple, gently caress that, Intel has been taking stupid pot shots at Apple lately, so I want Apple to continue to dump on Intel.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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I'm trying to picture Steve doing any of these segments, and the crazy transitions are the weirdest part
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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TraderStav posted:Craig needs to use more button. Creep One more or one less. Commit or cover up. The middle ground is where perverts dance.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:25
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SourKraut posted:gently caress that, Intel has been taking stupid pot shots at Apple lately, so I want Apple to continue to dump on Intel. but today I read intel hopes apple will come back to them
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Oct 18, 2021 18:26
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SourKraut posted:gently caress that, Intel has been taking stupid pot shots at Apple lately, so I want Apple to continue to dump on Intel. Wolves vs. sheep opinions, etc.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:26
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AlternateAccount posted:One more or one less. Commit or cover up. The middle ground is where perverts dance. He's currently in 'drop the babysitter off' mode. Needs to move to 'let me buy you another Seabreeze' or 'I'm here to discuss your audit' mode.
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Data Graham posted:I'm trying to picture Steve doing any of these segments, and the crazy transitions are the weirdest part yes instead we should have the boomer poof/smoke graphics and the marker felt font like Steve did
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AlternateAccount posted:Craig's head/body ratio is weird. Is he like 5' tall? I mean that's a huge noggin. It's like a balloon. I imagine he just wafts through a room with his body dangling like a ribbon.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:26
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TraderStav posted:He's currently in 'drop the babysitter off' mode. *chef's kiss* absolutely. Also his cologne selection will align.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:27
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AlternateAccount posted:Dear Tim Apple, Typing from a 6 y/o Thinkpad that's on its way out I care a lot
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Oct 18, 2021 18:27
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He knows he's Hair Force One and leaning into it, that fade looks intentional
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Oct 18, 2021 18:27
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Oct 18, 2021 18:28
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anothergod posted:Typing from a 6 y/o Thinkpad that's on its way out I care a lot Mine (X1 Yoga 3rd gen) lasts 25 minutes off of power despite saying it's still in great battery health. Thought that's probably more Windows than the hardware. M1 Max come my way please. Sounds like this is a laptop that'll last me a decade easily as I don't develop.
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TraderStav posted:He's currently in 'drop the babysitter off' mode. "Boone's Farm? Well I don't know if it's a real farm, but I know they grow Good Times there. Refill?"
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Oct 18, 2021 18:28
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Who cares about this, just show is the Mac.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:28
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Everyone strapped the gently caress in for $3500 starting price for an M1 Max?
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Oct 18, 2021 18:28
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SourKraut posted:Who cares about this, just show is the Mac. the people who actually use these macs for actual pro work rather than shitposting on the internet do
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Oct 18, 2021 18:29
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In all my excitement I forgot that there’s no way I can afford any of these. 
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Oct 18, 2021 18:29
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ZeeBoi posted:the people who actually use these macs for actual pro work rather than shitposting on the internet do I don't think they care about the canned statements these individuals are making in this video, and would rather just get their hands on one or see reviews.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:29
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