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Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug
There aren't enough bigger women in this thread to summon him.

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Squack McQuack
Nov 20, 2013

by Modern Video Games
Any more episodes with the woman from Saints of Soulard and The Bathroom Club? She gives off big Sweet Dee vibes in those and it’s great.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
i think that's Branson's partner. could be wrong!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Yeah, that's Alana. She also pops up in one of the Terre Haute Emergency Services calls and the vlog in Hot Lips.

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug
Also very quickly but hilariously in Very E1 Christmas.

Edit: I think she's also the reporter at the end of the Senate Investigation on Boyfriends or whatever.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Oh yeah, she's Andrea Corkboard too. That character also appears in The Trial of Dr. Yinz Llubjana.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

"I am a woman and I'm here for you"

"She wasn't scared because she knew he wouldn't hurt her"

drat, I wish I could write women as well as Brandson

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

miniscule12 posted:

"I am a woman and I'm here for you"

"She wasn't scared because she knew he wouldn't hurt her"

drat, I wish I could write women as well as Brandson
Shut the gently caress up

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Shut the gently caress up

You're bringing a lot of negative vibes to the thread, maybe you should crack open a nice cold beer and not get so worked up about a post.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Dj Meow Mix posted:

really wish walt would drop by with one of his trademark rants right about now

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

miniscule12 posted:

You're bringing a lot of negative vibes to the thread, maybe you should crack open a nice cold beer and not get so worked up about a post.
Think they were quoting Deadpool.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

snoremac posted:

Think they were quoting Deadpool.

Oh lamao

Suck My Dick!

fairlight
May 18, 2007

multijoe posted:

Petition to stop Branson writing anything ever again

Bad news,

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
I entered the email of the transcript and randomly scrolled to a poem with something like "nutting and cumming and blowing" and knew this was a Branson.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
This city

Has a disease

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
I'm gonna need Walt to weigh in on this
https://twitter.com/etalkCTV/status/1446165677769994244?s=20

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
i had my first heart attack at 14, due to the stress. and i was in great shape: i had abs at 14, ok? I was not some fat gently caress, so, that's not why i had a heart attack. I was dating the most popular girl in school, whose dad was the richest man in town, her name was sheila familia.

fairlight
May 18, 2007

Branson has been meditating on the concept of “feeling good, all of the time” for about a year now

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Jestery posted:

This city

Has a disease

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://twitter.com/E1podcast/status/1449805003250614278

:holy:

coathat
May 21, 2007

Looks like you guys missed Branson Day. Watch it https://twitch.tv/videos/1177002797

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

coathat posted:

Looks like you guys missed Branson Day. Watch it https://twitch.tv/videos/1177002797

this is so loving good

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

My money's on Henry the Bear!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Is Hashman alive?

ElectricWizard
Oct 21, 2008
Love that E1 lore is deep enough that I can think of 20+ possible suspects.

However, I imagine the shooter would be adept at handling a gun, perhaps due to being a famous cowboy actor or something…

edit: I believe that Hashman was apprehended by the CIA, but simply walked out after his interrogation.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Surely it couldn't be a cute little kitty kat?

Dj Meow Mix
Jan 27, 2009

corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere


all i know is walt tremblay is completely innocent

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug
9 times out of 10 these are domestic disputes. Does anyone know the status of his Orc girlfriend?

ElectricWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Springfield Fatts posted:

9 times out of 10 these are domestic disputes. Does anyone know the status of his Orc girlfriend?

Leave Jessica Farrar out of this.

Perhaps Shed Shitley finally caught his prey?

Also wouldn’t put it past Alucard Hudson.

ElectricWizard fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Oct 18, 2021

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

It says who shot Dr. Yinz, not who killed him. It's possible that the survived the shooting because the bullet was very small, as if it was fired from a tiny gun designed to be carried by an extremely small man...

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I'm going to put a hundred on 'he never actually got shot and inexplicably intrudes on the recording at the end'

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
I can't imagine a gun could hurt Dr. Yinz after he got the cheat codes to the universe in the astral plane.

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug
Gonna go out on a limb and bet that Charles makes a lovely it was Maggie Simpson joke first.

Dj Meow Mix
Jan 27, 2009

corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere


i heard he was shot by a radio shack rc car with a handgun taped to it

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I reckon it was yinz himself

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Springfield Fatts posted:

Gonna go out on a limb and bet that Charles makes a lovely it was Maggie Simpson joke first.

Y'know, like that one baby from the Fuggos, y'know?

fairlight
May 18, 2007

fairlight posted:

This, and also if he ever does another Walt episode I’m going to blow both his and my brains out

Oh boy, here I go!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

RJWaters2 posted:

Y'know, like that one baby from the Fuggos, y'know?

Oh god it's just so loving ugly

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I love Walt.

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snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
What's the reason Terra Haute is the E1 homeland? Was Branson raised there?

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