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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Somehow Paul Thomas cartoons are an order of magnitude more irritating since they switched to handwritten captions.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pilchenstein posted:

Somehow Paul Thomas cartoons are an order of magnitude more irritating since they switched to handwritten captions.

Was just thinking that and can't really explain why

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson’s prize porkies – The sad tale of the three little pigs, as told by the prime minister"

Sunday Telegraph:

Trade war looms as UK set to spurn EU offer on Northern Ireland; After Gillray.

Sunday Times:


:yaycloud: I'm away from my computer for the next few days, see you Thursday/Friday! :yayclod:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Cronus Devouring His Plum Pudding Over The Bloody Assassin Of The Workers Nightmare

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Was just thinking that and can't really explain why

He's so awful to look upon

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Monday's Guardian



Telegraph



Sausage Wars: EU to lift ban on British sausages to smooth Northern Ireland deal - after Low

Times



Independent



Evening Standard

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Oct 12, 2021

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why has he given him a massive arse? Surely it can't be the obvious racism, that would be Mac level.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1447985617552478213 :getin:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/anxietycowboy/status/1448114413408555009

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
lol good riddance bob

Tuesday's Guardian



Telegraph



Matt



Times



I don't think it's specifically after a single painting as Morland doesn't credit any but there are many variations of a ship on a stormy sea (this one is Beat to Quarters by Albert de Marées)

Independent



Evening Standard



Paul Thomas on Prince Charles' eco drive

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The sheikh of Wales would never stand for that.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Get a job, Moran

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, please don't.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Wednesday's Guardian



after the ascent of man

Telegraph



Matt (good god that's terrible)



Times



Independent



Evening Standard



William Shatner becomes oldest man to fly to space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin

Paul Thomas

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Thursday's Guardian



Telegraph



Matt



Times



Independent



Evening Standard



Paul Thomas on our perilous food supply

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'll give him that one, it's not a bad joke. I'm sure it'll be a winning streak of one, though.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I don't know who Daney is but they can gently caress right off

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Andy Davey is the new resident Telegraph cartoonist now they've shitcanned BoB - remember it can always get worse!

Friday's Guardian



Telegraph



This could be an amalgamation of the Python Fish Slapping Dance and Something Completely Different on a beach scene

Matt



Times



Sajid Javid mocked for failing to defend GPs taking remote surgery sessions - hauntingly these cartoons were published the day a sitting MP was murdered during their own face to face constituent meeting surgery

Independent



Dave Brown has form for these but I can't find the Illingworth source anywhere? 2018 2019 2020

Evening Standard



Banksey's Love is in the Bin resold for £16m

Paul Thomas on a galactic royal row (presumably occuring only in Daily Mail readers' heads)



I'm away over the weekend, but normal service with Cloud Potato should resume shortly :yayclod:

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Oct 16, 2021

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:yayclod: Thank you so much, Doccykins, for keeping the thread going in my absence! :glomp:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on new rules allowing in foreign lorry drivers more often – To head off Christmas shortages, overseas hauliers will be able to make unlimited pick-ups and drop-offs in the UK for a time"

Telegraph:

Covid PCR tests: at least 43,000 in UK may have had false negatives

Matt:


Times:

MP David Amess dies after being stabbed at constituency meeting

Mail:

Royals weigh in on green issues ahead of Cop26 climate conference

Stephen Collins:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Telegraph determined to associate the problems with the NHS. Standard.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"David Amess’s death, an assault on democracy – Chris Riddell on the fatal stabbing of the MP"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Queen ‘irritated’ by world leaders talking not doing on climate crisis

Mail on Sunday:

GPs should be treated like pilots because working full-time may be dangerous to patients, UK's top doctor says

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The emotional whiplash seeing Blower go from stupid mean hate drawings to attempted deep emotional sentimentality is one thing, but those flowers look... competently drawn? Has he revealed that he actually can make drawings that look like anything when he actually bothers to put effort in?

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Most ot the recent ones have been by dawey, blower might be hateful but he's at least somewhat competent sometimes.

e.g:


Or maybe it's just room stills.

To be fair bob was the one better at drawing of the two.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Oct 18, 2021

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the rift between Johnson and Sunak over net zero – The chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has warned the PM about potential risks to the economy posed by green investments"

Telegraph:

Demand for heat pumps soars – but experts say many would be better off keeping gas boilers

Independent:

PM to lead Commons tributes to David Amess as family call for unity

Times:

David Amess murder: Online abuse raises risk of physical attacks, Raab insists

Evening Standard:

Prince William reveals Earthshot Prize winners in global bid to tackle climate crisis

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
If I ever build a time machine or more likely steal one from some nerd stop number one is going to be 18th century France so I can knock Voltaire out for that loving quote

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's funny when people misattribute the vaguely similar quote from the nazi nonce to him.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Guavanaut posted:

It's funny when people misattribute the vaguely similar quote from the nazi nonce to him.

gently caress did Prince Andrew say now?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

the sex ghost posted:

If I ever build a time machine or more likely steal one from some nerd stop number one is going to be 18th century France so I can knock Voltaire out for that loving quote

I don't agree with your plan, but I can't and won't prevent you from exacting it.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Doccykins posted:

Dave Brown has form for these but I can't find the Illingworth source anywhere? 2018 2019 2020

I could only find a couple copies, here's the clearest:



edit: my post history may have a better one, I know I've looked for this exact image before.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Look at that silly gently caress Blower not knowing how a heat pump works.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
https://twitter.com/xYeezySZN/status/1449787715470434308

Is this real? Saw this on my timeline.

Edit: Oh sorry, I thought this was the british politics thread. My mistake.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the ‘mismanaged’ Cop26 summit – Corporate sponsors of Cop26 climate summit have condemned it as ‘mismanaged’ and ‘very last minute’ as next month’s event draws near"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson to support more North Sea drilling despite climate pledge

Times:


Evening Standard:

£5,000 grants unveiled to support home heat pump installation

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Wills the snappy dresser


David Squires:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
gently caress off Blower.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Discendo Vox posted:

I could only find a couple copies, here's the clearest:



edit: my post history may have a better one, I know I've looked for this exact image before.

Thank you! Was going spare trying to find it

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Blower can suck my dick from the absolute back, fuckin oval office has clearly run the numbers on how many people in developing nations are going to die from climate change and decided he's fine with it as long as he doesn't have to inconvenience himself

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK’s rising daily deaths from Covid — The UK has reported its highest number of Covid deaths for seven months, as 223 were recorded within 28 days of a positive test for the virus."

Telegraph:

What are heat pumps and why is the UK government pushing them?

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Complacency slowing England’s Covid booster jabs rollout, says NHS leader

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our green revolution

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Everycunt got the memo about heat pumps being too expensive, I see :nallears:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
*slams fist on desk* Bring me cartoons that prove that nobody in Britain knows how to use a heatpump properly!

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
people love to feel indignant about something newfangled don't they

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